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marios amazing jumping ability comes from focusing his giddy, omnisexual horniness into his legs, letting him launch himself several feet into the air |
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drat so how horny is luigi?
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:08 |
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I mean, look at his nose and his relationship to turtles. That should say everything.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:37 |
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Joey McChrist posted:marios amazing jumping ability comes from focusing his giddy, omnisexual horniness into his legs, letting him launch himself several feet into the air Diorama posted:drat so how horny is luigi? with luigi's higher and floatier jump this may answer your question |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:38 |
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I used to watch flash cartoons back in the early 2000s and from what I’ve seen I can tell you that Mario fucks all the time |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:43 |
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ladies and gentleman, exhibit A: |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:48 |
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the title screen of super mario 64 except instead of tugging and stretching at his face it’s his dick and balls |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:54 |
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I went over this in the last Mario thread. he’s Italian. |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:06 |
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The_Rob posted:I went over this in the last Mario thread. |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:18 |
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The_Rob posted:I went over this in the last Mario thread. Thank you for clarifying I have been searching for sexualbeingia on the globe and not finding anywhere!
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:44 |
Diorama posted:drat so how horny is luigi?
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:01 |
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Am I-a original? (Wahoo!) Am I-a the only-a one? (Wahoo!) |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 02:32 |
directly related to the thread topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l0uO8bH1c ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 08:34 |
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mario has no game. the guy's no conversationalist. I mean, like, how does he pick up girls? mario:"it's a me mario!" cute girl at bar:"uh.. do I know you?" cg@b:"so, like, how do you feel about genocide?" mario: "yippeee!" cg@b:"what do you do for a living" mario: "hhwoof" like, you know that's one brother who's going home alone |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 09:16 |
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Whoa dr Mario did you just put something in that girls drink?
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 10:06 |
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when Mario gets hurt by goomba he say "mamma mia." when I get hurt by Mario I say "mio papa" |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 15:10 |
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FutonForensic posted:when Mario gets hurt by goomba he say "mamma mia." when I get hurt by Mario I say "mio papa" "step"-mamma mia Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Oct 9, 2020 |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 15:29 |
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Mario is a sexually active post-menopausal woman |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:12 |
FutonForensic posted:Dear Sexual Mario: goddam i wanna get letters like that ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:21 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:goddam i wanna get letters like that Dear Doctor Dogballs, Please "nut" in my thread. I've greased my post buttons for you. Yours truly-- Prince Diorama (Yobberino)
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:24 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:goddam i wanna get letters like that Diorama posted:Dear Doctor Dogballs, another byob success story! |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:24 |
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legendary gbs poster applewhite has weighed in on this matter in another thread, and i have to say he makes a convincing argument: |
# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:25 |
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mario is extremely chaste, but as soon as he gets his gloves on a fire flower all bets are out the window
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:25 |
Heather Papps posted:mario is extremely chaste, but as soon as he gets his gloves on a fire flower all bets are out the window you've been out of the game for a while, papps. mario fucks now
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 06:06 |
What happens if you beat the game on 2p with Luigi? Does he get to hit it or does Mario swoop in or do they both hit it or what?
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 10:52 |
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mario shooting balls of cum down the street like he’s just collected a fire flower |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 13:22 |
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Guys, how can Mario have sex if he isn't even married yet? |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:37 |
mario was the most sexual being i had ever encountered, until partiboi69 came into my life
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:54 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Guys, how can Mario have sex if he isn't even married yet? bowser is a missionary sent to the mushroom kingdom amke u think
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 16:24 |
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yeah, Peach was telling me that Bowser was a missionary, or something like that, i waasn't really listening
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 16:26 |
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Super Mario Cumshine. it's the liquid-spraying gameplay of Sunshine you know and love, with one minor, blink-and-you'll-miss-it adjustment |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 18:09 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Mario is a sexually active post-menopausal woman |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 19:19 |
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Mario’s gotta be giving mustache rides, right? |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:24 |
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I’m Super Mario Sunshine Bowser says that Peach is Bowser Jr’s mom and despite plenty of opportunity Peach never denies it |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:56 |
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Chrs posted:I’m Super Mario Sunshine Bowser says that Peach is Bowser Jr’s mom and despite plenty of opportunity Peach never denies it *maury povich crowd laughing in disbelief as mario avows that the horned, shelled child is his own seed* |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 21:00 |
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to borrow a scott thompson line I still refuse to believe that mario is a sexual being. I just don't want him to be |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 21:19 |
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owlhawk911 posted:you've been out of the game for a while, papps. mario fucks now i forgot we are in a post odyssey society. we have ALL seen marios nipples. we have ALL seen marios chest hair. how could have have been such a fool to believe that mario wouldn't gently caress.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 22:09 |
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figure 1.1: a sexual being
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 22:11 |
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Heather Papps posted:
mama mia it's getting hot in here |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 22:33 |
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Heather Papps posted:
mods? |
# ? Oct 10, 2020 22:36 |