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look we've been dancing around this for years now, and i understand it's not the easiest thing to talk about what with everything going on in the world right now, but i think we owe it to our children and our children's children to confront this topic.
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- Prof. Crocodile
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look i'm not a weirdo or anything. i'm just wondering if--canonically speaking--mario fucks.
like did he ever whip his hog out in super mario 3, for example. i warped through a lot of that game, so idk if he did or not.
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Oct 8, 2020 03:21
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- Areola Grande
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Mario Mario is interested in the opposite sex but rarely gets beyond a smooch
touche Mario. Touche
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Oct 8, 2020 03:24
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Mario Mario is interested in the opposite sex but rarely gets beyond a smooch
touche Mario. Touche
i guess this is consistent with my experiences in the games as well, except in mario galaxy where the tanuki suit gives you giant balls like in pom poko.
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Oct 8, 2020
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Oct 8, 2020 03:50
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He gets poon at the end of the game dude. Like do you even mario?
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Oct 8, 2020 03:52
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Dear Sexual Mario:
Please ""cum"" to the castle. I've prepped my cakey butt for you.
Yours truly--
Prickcess Fuckstool (Pussy)
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Oct 8, 2020 03:58
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The mushrooms in the question boxes are a metaphor for Mario’s penis, and the fireflowers are a metaphor for the princesses spicy vagina. Their sexual intertwinement in ubiquitous throughout the game.
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Oct 8, 2020 04:02
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mario is chaste
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 8, 2020 04:10
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is rain wet
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Oct 8, 2020 04:23
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- Areola Grande
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this is seeming more and more likely lately
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Oct 8, 2020 04:25
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Princess Chode Tool
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Oct 8, 2020 04:26
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MArio Is a Sexual Boing
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Oct 8, 2020 04:26
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- Prof. Crocodile
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The mushrooms in the question boxes are a metaphor for Mario’s penis, and the fireflowers are a metaphor for the princesses spicy vagina. Their sexual intertwinement in ubiquitous throughout the game.
now i know what he was talking about when he said "waahaaaaaa!"
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Oct 8, 2020 04:41
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mario is also a doctor and a painter and a good driver, so he would probably be a pretty good husband, but idk if he is a generous lover, and that is important to long-term relationship success.
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Oct 8, 2020 04:43
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i pick big hog twice
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Oct 8, 2020 04:55
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- ClamdestineBoyster
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mario is also a doctor and a painter and a good driver, so he would probably be a pretty good husband, but idk if he is a generous lover, and that is important to long-term relationship success.
He probably just uses the princesses holes for pleasure, does a few pumps, smokes a menthol, farts and rolls over and goes to sleep, and hogs the bathroom for 20 minutes in the morning in some sort of wrestling match with last nights calzone for one (she just has pickles and no-bake cookies), but he has had a long and arduous journey and maybe she just gets him, even if she isn’t satisfied, she can find comfort in him and let him use her body for a scratching post, never really wanting to ruin his routine she is accustomed to by suggesting she might want to try pee sometime.
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Oct 8, 2020 05:03
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Oct 8, 2020 05:22
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i don't think mario has a lot going downstairs tbh, he wears that denim pretty tight and it's smooth as a melon between those pool noodle thighs
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Oct 8, 2020 05:39
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he is a golem, no thoughts, no feelings, just accepts commands
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Oct 8, 2020 05:55
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- ClamdestineBoyster
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i don't think mario has a lot going downstairs tbh, he wears that denim pretty tight and it's smooth as a melon between those pool noodle thighs
Mario is a little mutton bottom tbh, but have you considered the other option, Sonic? He probably has a very small, weird penis that she can hardly feel compared to bowser, but it somehow manages to hurt with his erratic, angular speed thrusting.
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Oct 8, 2020 06:09
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mario and sonic at the olympic village
Let’s see sonic get through the first level of Mario bro’s in less than 60 seconds. Yeah loving right Mario wins.
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Oct 8, 2020 06:22
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Golfing, shooting basketball, painting, partying, going go-karting, playing tennis, hat shopping, paper-folding, finding himself, traveling in time, or even committing massive prescription drug fraud are all just ways to keep mario's mind occupied as it slowly drowns in built-up gametes. His prostate is the size of subcon.
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Oct 8, 2020 06:54
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mario is biologically a sexual being but due to his strict catholic upbringing no one ever told him what his dick was for.
one day he will see two yoshis loving and figure out why bowzer "kidnaps" princess peach every thursday except for when she is on her period.
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Oct 8, 2020 07:29
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mario and sonic at the olympic village
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Oct 8, 2020 12:48
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mario is a sensual nightmare
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Oct 8, 2020 13:47
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hello... again!
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mario lights a yankee candle called "beautiful day" whenever he wants to Do It
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Oct 8, 2020 13:48
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Super Mario's Sexual Odyssey. Join Mario and his new friend, "Fappy," on an erotically supercharged adventure across eight titillating worlds, like "Bowser's gently caress Palace" and "New Dong City"
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Oct 8, 2020 15:35
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i remember when all this was fields
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sono mariosessuale
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Oct 8, 2020 15:41
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i regret to inform you that mario enjoys vore
he is also a furry, but please no kink-shaming Mario itt, tia.
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