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The Klowner posted:the team and I are workshopping a fresh take on an old favorite. Here's what we came up with: I like the cut of your jib 
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Krabben led me to Crebs on X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
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This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness?
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It's simple physics: crabs and the ocean experience a mutual attractive force, which is far more evident on the crab because of its smaller mass. The further one moves a crab from the ocean, the faster it will accelerate upon being released.
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Captain Hygiene posted:The further one moves a crab from the ocean, the faster it will accelerate upon being released. Ah yes the inverse inverse-square law
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Former DILF posted:crebs 
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Xaintrailles posted:This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness? this sounds like a feverdream i absolutely must read it
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I've got the madness! I GOT CRABBIN' FEVER!
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Scarodactyl posted:I've got the madness! I've got it too!
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It's the crustacean sensation that's sweeping the nation! 
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Scarodactyl posted:I've got the madness! Me too. I missed a whole crab season this year so next year I’m gonna hit them harder than ever.
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this sick gently caress right here. ROT IN HELL, CRAB
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Bust Rodd posted:https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1315981835038412800?s=21 crabs were, crabs are, crabs will be. the eternal crab.
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Apes no longer have tails and, while not dedicated snip snoppers, have hands with opposing digits that are capable of snippin and snoppin if they desire. Anyway what I'm getting at here is that apes, including humans, are carcinised primates.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:in other words Our species' final ascension is at last complete We are crab
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on all levels except physical i am a crab.
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uber_stoat posted:on all levels except physical i am a crab. buddy did you not read my post
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Captain Hygiene posted:Our species' final ascension is at last complete meanwhile crabs are now anime girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA8ZD4Yuz7k
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We are born of the crab. Made men by the crab. Undone by the crab. Our tops are yet to tippy. Fear the old snip snop.
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Consume the creb. Become the crob.
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Wild T posted:We are born of the crab. Made men by the crab. Undone by the crab. Our tops are yet to tippy. Fear the old snip snop. A snipper must snop.
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 Look what beautiful piece of art showed up in the mail today (and was also blessed by the imgur url gods). Thanks again, dog nougat, it's so good!
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what a weirdo I would be spending 100% of my time hanging out with those crabs like sleeping on the porch and poo poo, sharing my dinner with them, having an apertif and discussin' the snips and the snops like until this moment I had never considered moving to texas but now I dunno maybe it's a good idea???
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