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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Chokes McGee posted:

there you go sweetie go wreck the poo poo out of that toilet

Me to myself after a pot of coffee and a whole bunch of nicotine

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

SirPablo posted:

Who was the guy who had a six TD game for the Packers and milked that for several contracts?

Flynn, who got beat out by Russell Wilson for the starting job lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





OxySnake posted:

Backing up brady lmao

Dear Lord.

The two of them occupy the same "bad Jags QB with dumb name" space in my head
.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I went to watch the goat get his nba trophy and the Seahawks have 21 points what the gently caress?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

SirPablo posted:

Who was the guy who had a six TD game for the Packers and milked that for several contracts?

Matt FLynn

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Kalli posted:

JaMarcus Russell got probably like $50m before he was cut.

Russell probably won’t be topped since they did the rookie salary scale after.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Who is the worst quarterback in NFL history compared to how much money he made? I guess it's Sam Bradford first and then Kirk Cousins, right?

Maybe not the highest payed, but Matt Flynn parlaying one good game into wandering around the NFL like Billy in a Family Circus panel is my favorite.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Maybe not the highest payed, but Matt Flynn parlaying one good game into wandering around the NFL like Billy in a Family Circus panel is my favorite.

Technically two good games there was that Lions game too

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Quiet Feet posted:

Dear Lord.

The two of them occupy the same "bad Jags QB with dumb name" space in my head
.

Also Matt Schaub is still backing up Matt Ryan @ 39 yrs old.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Apparently he's made $16M and still plays as a backup for NO. Weird.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Slowpoke! posted:

Russell probably won’t be topped since they did the rookie salary scale after.

Yeah.

Not the worst, but Jay Cutler made like $125m over his career.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2020/3/18/21185461/chase-daniel-backup-quarterback-nfl-career-earnings-lions

Chase Daniel, perhaps?

$6,861,833 per game started
$4,901,309 per touchdown thrown
$230,263 per pass completion
$157,381 per pass attempt

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

God it feels like yesterday when some Seahawks fans were excited with Matt Flynn even if they drafted Wilson

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Amazing when Cousins can figure out the blitz and take apart Seattle's zone coverage.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Athanatos posted:

I went to watch the goat get his nba trophy and the Seahawks have 21 points what the gently caress?

big ol fumble drawing back for a pass but maintaining juuuuust enough contact to huck it to a linebacker

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
God, somebody please loving cover Thielen

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Manoueverable posted:

God, somebody please loving cover Thielen

Tre FLowers!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Manoueverable posted:

God, somebody please loving cover Thielen

Nah.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
What is this flag?...

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Nice play action to nobody lmfao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lmao that QB draw.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lol nice play

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Wow Hawks...

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Matt Flynn is still in the NFL?

Christ Backup QBs are wild.

David Fales is still in NY.

AJ McCarron: HOU

Colt McCoy: NYG

Chad Henne: KC :wtc:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Athanatos posted:

I went to watch the goat get his nba trophy and the Seahawks have 21 points what the gently caress?

Oh poo poo that was now? gently caress!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Cousins tried to be a hero.

The Narrator posted:

It did not work

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
whats the deal with the selfie camera/screen

i find it very amusing

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Kirk have no leg.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Who the gently caress called a Kirk draw? Kubs wtf your doing.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Dey think Kirk have leg.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Oh man that 2pt attempt

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Kalli posted:

lmao that QB draw.

Did they call that just to punish him for his play this half?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Kirk Cousins is history's greatest failure.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

OxySnake posted:

Matt Flynn is still in the NFL?

Christ Backup QBs are wild.

David Fales is still in NY.

AJ McCarron: HOU

Colt McCoy: NYG

Chad Henne: KC :wtc:

Don't forget Brian Hoyer in NE who got benched for Jarrett Stidham after making GBS threads the bed spetacularly

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


cousin kurt why were you out of the pocket

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Barudak posted:

Oh poo poo that was now? gently caress!

It's OK, the game was a blowout after the second; you really just missed the trophy ceremony.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Some more fun QB career earnings:

Matt Cassel - $65m

Matt Stafford - $205m

Matt Ryan - $245m

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Collinsworth is poo poo. He might be worse than Buck.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

OxySnake posted:

Matt Flynn is still in the NFL?

Christ Backup QBs are wild.

David Fales is still in NY.

AJ McCarron: HOU

Colt McCoy: NYG

Chad Henne: KC :wtc:

A McCown was in the playoffs last year!

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