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PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.

I prefer the sequel.

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Farten Barfen
Dec 30, 2018
Amazing

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Not gonna lie, my life would be a tiny bit better if I used this, having watched helplessly as at least one traditional egg rolled off the plate and exploded when it hit the floor.

Actual egg curse:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/G2G1Kdl.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

I don't get this one.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Hasturtium posted:

I don't get this one.

the little arch at the bottom is off center

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Hasturtium posted:

I don't get this one.



Off-centered

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/neworeoflavors/status/1315026819653885953

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




These are not cursed, and are in fact blessed, and my Mom still has a couple of them stashed away in a drawer. They work pretty well and were a fun novelty when I was like 11.

Now this is a cursed egg:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/threateningcake/status/1315055966472204288

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


CaptainSarcastic posted:

These are not cursed, and are in fact blessed, and my Mom still has a couple of them stashed away in a drawer. They work pretty well and were a fun novelty when I was like 11.

Cube or not you should get rid of them if they are multiple years old as they can make you sick.

owl_pellet fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Oct 11, 2020

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015




MEGACURSE

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

the fun thing about this is you can make it say whatever you want

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

1redflag posted:

Off-centered



Dough's nutz

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


I guess you could technically use it in your off-hand to parry your oponent?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/thot_piece/status/1315163619068444673

The real curse is in the replies.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LMAO

https://twitter.com/thot_piece/status/1312151200318414848?s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Unfinish3d posted:

the little arch at the bottom is off center



I thought it was a boob and wondered why it was cursed.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709579436160188436/761303511442391040/gaer.mp4

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

What's cursed about this?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



We Know Catheters posted:

What's cursed about this?



The lady had her arm surgically replaced with a cat?

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

CaptainSarcastic posted:

The lady had her arm surgically replaced with a cat?


its up the cats rear end in a top hat


edit-logan has requested this image not be posted

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Oct 12, 2020

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Hardon Crime posted:

its up the cats rear end in a top hat



I despise you for this

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I decided a long time ago to not click on anything in this thread that's marked as :nws: or :nms: and I've never regretted it.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hardon Crime posted:

its up the cats rear end in a top hat


:nws::nms:[url][/url]:nms::nws:
why were you on a website called lolcow.farm, Hardon Crime?

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Stunt_enby posted:

why were you on a website called lolcow.farm, Hardon Crime?
Indeed a curious choice

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

ultrafilter posted:

I decided a long time ago to not click on anything in this thread that's marked as :nws: or :nms: and I've never regretted it.



But we have to ban tiktok!


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Ms Huckabee...?

:nws: for blurred weiner

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