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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I see Nazis every time I subtract. - - - :hitler:

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

KillHour posted:

I mean "it's not a swastika", not "it's not a stretch"

my bad, misunderstood that one

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the car does have a little hitlerstache, i'll grant you that :godwin:

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

"all cars have huge grills nowadays"

Car will small grille comes out

"looks like Hitler"

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


smooth jazz posted:

"all cars have huge grills nowadays"

Car will small grille comes out

"looks like Hitler"

I like big grilles so :shrug:

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Nice little grille ADOLF.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I like big girls too

Oh wait

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

are we still talking about cars with moustaches??



prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

KillHour posted:

I present to you, Hitler car:

https://www.motor1.com/news/448188/taraschi-berardo-bmw-i8-italian-styling/



It literally has a Hitler stasche that looks like a swastika at first glance. Good job, guys.

Also, it's butt ugly.

I have this car in rocket league

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Skipopatomus posted:

are we still talking about cars with moustaches??





I'll call your handlebar and raise you a Salvador Dalí.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Looks like a catfish.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


KillHour posted:

I like big grilles so :shrug:

I like, big, grilles and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When a Beemer drives in with that giant rear end face
And a roundel made to taste
You get sprung

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


The Edsel was the original Hitler car. Even made by Ford. Probably in remembrance.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
My cat has a pretty little mustache.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Wonderllama posted:

My cat has a pretty little mustache.

Read about a new cat you like? Post it here, in the news-thread!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

prom candy posted:

Read about a new cat you like? Post it here, in the news-thread!

That would be way more interesting than almost all new cars

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

That would be way more interesting than almost all new cars

Good post/username synergy.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
mews-thread

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

The new Bronco looks pretty slick, and that advertising campaign for it is fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q6kfa3D4xE

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
That’s awesome, Walton Goggins is a treasure.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

BuckyDoneGun posted:

That’s awesome, Walton Goggins is a treasure.
So that wasn't my imagination.

I'm so confused what the point of that is.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

ilkhan posted:

So that wasn't my imagination.

I'm so confused what the point of that is.

They are making up a mythical spokesman for the Ford Bronco who disappeared and came back. Just like how Ford retired the Bronco name plate and now bringing it back.

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

ilkhan posted:

So that wasn't my imagination.

I'm so confused what the point of that is.

I'm sure it's a 90 minute ad but the movie seems like it's in the style of "Walk Hard" which was a hilarious movie.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

PeterCat posted:

They are making up a mythical spokesman for the Ford Bronco who disappeared and came back. Just like how Ford retired the Bronco name plate and now bringing it back.
Ok, that makes more sense. So it's an actual movie?

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
looks like it's gonna be a short film, very strange and kinda gross

yet I'm still interested

Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

I will always give Walton Goggins the benefit of the doubt, but I expect it to be terrible.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bandire posted:

I will always give Walton Goggins the benefit of the doubt, but I expect it to be terrible.

How dare you

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

TheWevel posted:

I'm sure it's a 90 minute ad but the movie seems like it's in the style of "Walk Hard" which was a hilarious movie.

It'll only be 39 minutes, which is all the longer it needs to be.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
It might be good, it might be bad, but I think it's always cool when a car company is self-aware enough to have a sense of humour about itself.

Just imagine Nissan making jokes about how loving terrible all its recent cars have been. That would be endearing! :v:

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
My only real complaint is that the camera quality is too good to be 60s/70s commercials. But then again I would rather see and hear what's going on.

Also, the joke at the end was low hanging fruit but worth it.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

As Nero Danced posted:

My only real complaint is that the camera quality is too good to be 60s/70s commercials. But then again I would rather see and hear what's going on.

Also, the joke at the end was low hanging fruit but worth it.

It took me a minute to get the last joke, but :golfclap:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

PeterCat posted:

It took me a minute to get the last joke, but :golfclap:

You really can't re-release the Bronco without a sense of humour about that whole thing.

More to the point, it might be a great vehicle, it might be a piece of trash, but at least Ford is acknowledging that they understand that people feel emotions about vehicles. You can argue it's stupid, but it's the fundamental truth that every luxury marque has figured out and the only reason Jeep makes money, so, gently caress it, why shy away from that? Have a laugh, stick a 7-speed MT someplace where it's objectively loving useless, because that's what your customers want and god knows no one does (or should) buy an expensive new vehicle if they don't like the way it makes them feel emotionally.

Humbug
Dec 3, 2006
Bogus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwStZpTvr5E

Portal axle Mercedes EQC that is apparently a preview for an BEV G-wagen.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The ultimate tiny hot hatch? 300 brake in a tiny shoebox sounds like a riot.

https://twitter.com/responsejp/status/1316185975916171264?s=20

Sab669
Sep 24, 2009

Literally everything I wish my FiST was =[

Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

Just going to keep telling myself they'll put that drivetrain in the Corolla for USDM, to keep myself from crying.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

TheWevel posted:

I'm sure it's a 90 minute ad but the movie seems like it's in the style of "Walk Hard" which was a hilarious movie.

I think it’ll be closer to 7 Days of Hell which knew not to be longer than it needed

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Gangringo posted:

Just going to keep telling myself they'll put that drivetrain in the Corolla for USDM, to keep myself from crying.

There is rumours they are doing that. you get the corolla and we (aus) get the yaris.

bit of a raw deal imo, i would be all over a corolla. I dont want a 2door.

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


Since the back seat is useless anyway, is the engine behind the driver in the proper place?

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
God drat it Toyota bringing the heat.

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