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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

oh poo poo the iphone 12 non-pro doesn't have the fingerprint reader does it. piece of poo poo tim!

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There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
Take it away, Jaws.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
you buy 16 phones and what do you get?
another day older and deeper in debt
don’t call me st Peter cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the Apple store

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i'm not watching, did they say when big sir would be released

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

you buy 16 phones and what do you get?
another day older and deeper in debt
don’t call me st Peter cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the Apple store

hahahahahah

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

if big sur isnt out today im burning all my apple products

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

pro phones even bigger now

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

carry on then posted:

i'm not watching, did they say when big sir would be released

to big sur, with love

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

iphone is loving hueg

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the biggest, supplest, most turgid phones

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'd guess covid happened too late for them to really pivot away from faceid this year

There Will Be Penalty posted:

Take it away, Jaws.
momentarily hoping they'd hired aaron "jaws" homoki to do a sick stair drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ji3UpOBrXE

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol still with lightning ports

dongle sales can only ever increase

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

why would they say anything about big sur at an iPhone event?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
i wonder if the reason they still have the camera bump is because it increases case sales

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

qirex posted:

I'd guess covid happened too late for them to really pivot away from faceid this year

momentarily hoping they'd hired aaron "jaws" homoki to do a sick stair drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ji3UpOBrXE

the side of the iphone 12 pro clearly has a fingerprint reader on it

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

FCKGW posted:

why would they say anything about big sur at an iPhone event?

homepods aren't iphones

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

*frantically shaking my homepod mini* i need answers!!!!

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

maybe i'll just buy a new ipad because its not like i'm ever leaving the house again

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
i thought homepods were discontinued

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

iphone pro max is a home-depot-dodge-ram-yeti-cooler-rear end product name

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Apple ProRaw sounds dirty :yum:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

qirex posted:

iphone pro max is a home-depot-dodge-ram-yeti-cooler-rear end product name

its litterraly an android name

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


sensor shift IS on a phone is loving nuts.


as is how goddamn huge the Max pro extra+++ edition is.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

what market is a iphone raw photo format targetting :confused:

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


neutral milf hotel posted:

Apple ProRaw sounds dirty :yum:

yeah the name is upsetting somehow but the feature seems nice

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Jenny Agutter posted:

what market is a iphone raw photo format targetting :confused:

the prosumer market aka dads. same as their other pro devices

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Jenny Agutter posted:

what market is a iphone raw photo format targetting :confused:

in general it's never really been clear what a "professional" iphone user is

Not Al-Qaeda
Mar 20, 2012
wtf, thjey removed headphones + charger but iphone12 costs 100$ more than 11??

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Shaggar posted:

the prosumer market aka dads. same as their other pro devices

photography dads own a canon dslr or a $8000 leica

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Not Al-Qaeda posted:

wtf, thjey removed headphones + charger but iphone12 costs 100$ more than 11??

its the price of courage

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

qirex posted:

in general it's never really been clear what a "professional" iphone user is

I guess rich tiktok influencers

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

buy android you idiots

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

carry on then posted:

buy android you idiots

lol

mulligan
Jul 4, 2008

I typed random avatar and this happened.
YAAY more fodder for RLM

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

carry on then posted:

buy android you idiots

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Not Al-Qaeda posted:

wtf, thjey removed headphones + charger but iphone12 costs 100$ more than 11??

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

carry on then posted:

buy android you idiots

ios sucks rear end but not as bad as android

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
carry on then you say some whacky rear end poo poo but that is just beyond the pale

mulligan
Jul 4, 2008

I typed random avatar and this happened.
but seriously these launches stopped being fun and are just so lame and condescending, I think this is the last one I pay attention to.

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

jesus even their demo shot for portrait mode looked like poo poo

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