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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

my dog died im sad posted:

Will we all have to be sealed in Jeffery's tomb when he dies now?

Yeah how does this work the original eula stipulated lowtax's

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13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Dillbag posted:

There's also one guy commenting about their trashy wine. And a bunch of other dudes patting Richard on the back. And only one guy saying "this was a bad post".

It's not even wine, it's sparkling juice. They're all loving hysterical.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:47

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

mind the walrus posted:

If nothing else nuke the front page and put the "Congrats Jeffrey" image up.

It should float around the forums like the Carol Channing head.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:47

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

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Thanks Facebook content review for letting abusers doxx their victims.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:50

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

What a great thread. Congratulations everyone.

Do we know anything at all about Jeffrey?

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Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

He's a bitcoin gajillionaire.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:51

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

Under new management.

Formerly Chuck�s.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:51

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

part of me says close thread, sticky in goldmine, rest of me wants to see who will show up next

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ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

Stex T posted:

Thanks Facebook content review for letting abusers doxx their victims.

Yeah I've reported a local militia terrorist group for harassment, for giving out a protestor's address and suggesting a "meeting" there, but that didn't go against Facebook's terms either. Makes sense Lowtax is hanging out there.

Very happy to see all his exes have been able to step over him and get on with things.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 02:57

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

mind the walrus posted:

If nothing else nuke the front page and put the "Congrats Jeffrey" image up.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:01

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Stex T posted:

Thanks Facebook content review for letting abusers doxx their victims.

Try reporting it with the reason that it is a q anon coded image lol

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:07

Robot Made of Meat: Oct 16, 2015

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

What a great thread. Congratulations everyone.

Do we know anything at all about Jeffrey?

I did a quick Ancestry.com search for J. O. Yospos, and got no results.

Kinda' makes you think . . .

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Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Hey Jeffrey, please don't ever do anything like this.

POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE BANNED!

Got to wonder what he was thinking with those threads. Maybe some goons really did think getting a ban from the man himself was some sort of honour.

For some reason I trust you to be more honest than lowtax even if that's not a high bar.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I don't really get it but it seems like everyone is really happy so im happy too

# ? Oct 14, 2020 03:54

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

It was by the grace of loving god that someone who actually cares about this place had enough money to buy it off of him, let's not do a speed run of driving it into the ground

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bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

lots of goons are moderately wealthy, its the conjunction of money and basic devotion to the forums

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Valko posted:

Hey Jeffrey, please don't ever do anything like this.

POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE BANNED!

Got to wonder what he was thinking with those threads. Maybe some goons really did think getting a ban from the man himself was some sort of honour.

For some reason I trust you to be more honest than lowtax even if that's not a high bar.

Being arbitrarily banned is a time-honored tradition and Lowtax's caprice was part and parcel of that

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:05

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

Valko posted:

Hey Jeffrey, please don't ever do anything like this.

POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE BANNED!

Got to wonder what he was thinking with those threads. Maybe some goons really did think getting a ban from the man himself was some sort of honour.

For some reason I trust you to be more honest than lowtax even if that's not a high bar.

Those types of threads have a long history here. But that one was probably posted in mostly as a fundraiser, as Lowtax was crying poverty and it was thought that the forums may shut down forever.

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Blow: Feb 10, 2004

GameQuoter posted:

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Holy loving gently caress!

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

And Lovecraftian Journal.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:25

Blow: Feb 10, 2004

Malachite_Dragon posted:

According to Jeffrey, *something* has in fact happened to his spine. Probably not as catastrophic as Blowtax liked to pretend it was, but it's not completely fabricated.

E;fb

Please stop saying Blowtax.

It shits me.

Asante sana na mungu akubariki.

:350:

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:37

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Heath posted:

Being arbitrarily banned is a time-honored tradition and Lowtax's caprice was part and parcel of that

In retrospect, this was probably just another avenue for Lowtax to scam goons out of money.

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Anthony Chuzzlewit: Oct 26, 2008; good for healthy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Wait, isn't that his first wife on the left? Did he just imply that she made claims of abuse too? Did we know that? :O

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:43

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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I don't remember his first divorce being like forums drama the way his split with Integral or his second wife were, but I kind of assumed he had abused her and she told somebody about it. I think he forgets which exes people were aware had made accusations against him or maybe he thinks that all of his exes alleging abuse somehow makes it more likely that they're all making it up.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:48

New Coke: Nov 28, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

I think she was in the police report, no?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:51

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

what if we make the swear filter for lowtax be "poofuck"

# ? Oct 14, 2020 04:52

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

Junk posted:

what if we make the swear filter for lowtax be "poofuck"

But then how will people know when I actually intended to say poofuck?

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HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

davebo posted:

But then how will people know when I actually intended to say poofuck?

Not much, wassa poofuck with you?

# ? Oct 14, 2020 05:03

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

"goof troop'

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colbyjackcheese: Jan 8, 2006

Congrats Jeffrey! It is I, the prodigal son! I have returned!

# ? Oct 14, 2020 05:30

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Junk posted:

what if we make the swear filter for lowtax be "poofuck"

Toewax

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I hope you don't get doxxed by sadbrained goons

# ? Oct 14, 2020 08:23

Nucular Carmul: Jan 26, 2005; Melongenidae incantatrix

I clicked this thread expecting the old Dear Richard copypasta and got something infinitely better and unexpected. Thank you for making something good out of your tragedy

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

lmao mother loving game quoter

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

GameQuoter posted:

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Holy poo poo are you loving serious :aaa:

welcome back you absolute legend

# ? Oct 14, 2020 08:46

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Valko posted:

Hey Jeffrey, please don't ever do anything like this.

POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE BANNED!

Got to wonder what he was thinking with those threads. Maybe some goons really did think getting a ban from the man himself was some sort of honour.

For some reason I trust you to be more honest than lowtax even if that's not a high bar.

The classy thing is a thread to post for a sixer with a special image.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 12:39