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AFewBricksShy posted:The pastor should be fired, sure, but arrested for getting weird with it? That's bullshit. Why should he be fired? Flagellation is a time honored method of atonement. Can't blame the dude 'cause his method of doing it was a little wrong.
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Captain Hygiene posted:poo poo, just gonna have to hard code in 6/2 for the time being. That won’t work. This calls for a strategic deployment of 2.9̅
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Elviscat posted:Why should he be fired? Flagellation is a time honored method of atonement.
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Splicer posted:Matthew 6:1 “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven." Lots of people did NOT get the memo
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Milo and POTUS posted:Lots of people did NOT get the memo That basically sums up religion. Religion in general would be great if it wasn't for all the shitheads using it to be despots, get rich and to hate others.
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Facebook Aunt posted:The article says “obscene acts [that] occurred on the altar, which is clearly visible from the street.” So there must be some transparent windows that face the altar, so someone could have been standing outside those windows and seen something, even if nobody did. https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/man_convicted_of_being_naked_at_home_wins_appeal_of_indecent_exposure_case/
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Herd immunity letter signed by fake experts including 'Dr Johnny Bananas'quote:An open letter that made headlines calling for a herd immunity approach to Covid-19 lists a number of apparently fake names among its expert signatories, including “Dr Johnny Bananas” and “Professor Cominic Dummings”.
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https://twitter.com/TomCraze/status/1315037433625485312?s=19 The reveal made me burst out laughing
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Dr Mantis Tobbogan definitely in that letter.
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 Yeah they kinda hosed up by having an open submission form that allows you to declare yourself a medical professional.
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Weedlord Bonerhitler DDS.
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Elviscat posted:Why should he be fired? Flagellation is a time honored method of atonement. Can catholic priests even be fired? Do they get moved to a closed convent in the Vatican or something if all else fails? Excommunicated by the pope? The Catholic Church is like a crazy cult, love it.
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doverhog posted:Can catholic priests even be fired? Do they get moved to a closed convent in the Vatican or something if all else fails? Excommunicated by the pope? They usually get moved to another area to repeat the same old poo poo. America is finally starting to show some efficiency with private lawsuits of abuse victims and stuff. Here in Europe, I’ve heard of some especially egregious cases in which pedophile priests got reported to the police and prosecuted, but no punishment for bishops that kept shuffling them from parish to parish for decades. Pedo priests usually get a cushy retirement after they’re released from prison, at least in my country. Excommunication is reserved for other, heavier infractions, such as being a politician who refused to speak up against women’s reproductive rights.
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This guy was loving women and is therefore donezo
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Milo and POTUS posted:This guy was loving women and is therefore donezo Ha ha ha no. Everyone focuses on the priests sexually abusing kids because that’s the most egregious, but priests pressuring women parishioners into sex and even raping them would be a huge scandal if it weren’t for the child abuse.
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Now that is just silly, you never ever should start fantasizing about the end while the program had only barely started. you're just setting yourself up to failure.
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Platystemon posted:The Archbishop of New Orleans orders a church altar to be burned after a pastor was caught in a 'demonic' sexual act Lmao this story keeps getting better. When’s the movie coming out? 
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Platystemon posted:The Archbishop of New Orleans orders a church altar to be burned after a pastor was caught in a 'demonic' sexual act To be fair, I do basically the same thing when I find out somebody's been loving on my own furniture.
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Consensual sex with adults? Not on my watch!! Actually just go ahead and defrock the guy, the less priests the better e: although he's been doing an excellent job of defrocking himself 
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Phlegmish posted:Consensual sex with adults? Not on my watch!! No, it was on his altar which I will admit seems like a bit of a big deal to some folks
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Captain Hygiene posted:To be fair, I do basically the same thing when I find out somebody's been loving on my own furniture. You order a church's altar burned?
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Who wouldn't?  Also, relevant music: https://fvneralfvkk.bandcamp.com/track/the-hallowed-leech
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Captain Hygiene posted:To be fair, I do basically the same thing when I find out somebody's been loving on my own furniture. Makes sense because there's no way it'd be you
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Massachusetts Town Begs Residents to Stop Calling About Fish https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/us/sunfish-wareham-police.html
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Excellent timing on that Brexit guys, unless you get corona under control by January
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While I suppose one could applaud their commitment to a principle (xenophobia), they're apparently just getting Afghans and Nigerians instead of Poles and Lithuanians, in about the same numbers. So even from a strictly racist perspective it's a self-own
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Volcott posted:Massachusetts Town Begs Residents to Stop Calling About Fish Came here to post this. Choice quote: “We get it,” he added, referring to the concern residents had expressed. “But 911 isn’t a good avenue to report fish that are swimming around.”
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Volcott posted:Massachusetts Town Begs Residents to Stop Calling About Fish somewhere else that ran a quick thesaurus job before reposting posted:It was an ocean sunfish, an infinite, blob-like creature
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God can obviously watch you have sex whenever but if you have sex on an altar does that enhance it? Can He feel it? Something faintly poking him in the side and He goes "what is that? Oh, ew. Gross, guys..."
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Lobok posted:God can obviously watch you have sex whenever but if you have sex on an altar does that enhance it? Can He feel it? Something faintly poking him in the side and He goes "what is that? Oh, ew. Gross, guys..." It's more like this picture but Jesus has become your dick instead of arm. 
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Inceltown posted:It's more like this picture but Jesus has become your dick instead of arm. Why would Jesus steal this guys insulin? He's going into hypoglycaemic shock and Jesus is just stealing it straight outta his veins!
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Drone_Fragger posted:Why would Jesus steal this guys insulin? He's going into hypoglycaemic shock and Jesus is just stealing it straight outta his veins! Insulin? No! Rad Ideas!
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Lobok posted:God can obviously watch you have sex whenever but if you have sex on an altar does that enhance it? Can He feel it? Something faintly poking him in the side and He goes "what is that? Oh, ew. Gross, guys..." Buddy, for thousands of years religion was BUILT on sex on an altar...
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Drone_Fragger posted:Why would Jesus steal this guys insulin? He's going into hypoglycaemic shock and Jesus is just stealing it straight outta his veins! You kidding? Look at the picture again- this guy is a hero, saving Jesus! That's Jesus' awesome tatted up muscular arm that is getting those life saving juices thrown into. Look at how distressed Jesus is, this medicine is going to save his life! Or he was really jonsing and wife beater guy is a bro
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Drone_Fragger posted:Why would Jesus steal this guys insulin? He's going into hypoglycaemic shock and Jesus is just stealing it straight outta his veins! Every time I look at you, I don’t understand Why you’re stealing insulin from that dying man He can’t afford a refill with his Obamacare plan Why did you choose to kill him just to show that you can?
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