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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I'm the physical switch for debug mode

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magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i'm mermaid :psyduck:

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven
I'm the uppermost triangle tree

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


simplefish posted:

I'm the jelly donut

🍙

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I'm, uh, the not-sweaty clock, I guess?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Neet's going to get fired for leaking the debug code, calling it now

Cobra Lionfist
Jun 4, 2013
He'll do a good job testing with the tools, way overthink pretty bosses friendliness, then they have a night out to celebrate finishing the game and he drinks enough to go into lech mode and fucks it all up.

Or ends up sleeping with Princess and quits the job so he never has to see her again.

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Cobra Lionfist posted:

He'll do a good job testing with the tools, way overthink pretty bosses friendliness, then they have a night out to celebrate finishing the game and he drinks enough to go into lech mode and fucks it all up.

Or ends up sleeping with Princess and quits the job so he never has to see her again.

lol that you think NEET will ever score in any timeline

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

The thing that will finally crush NEET's soul isn't that he has a grinding, repetitive job, but that it will kill the magic of video games forever.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

NEET is a pretty chaste person from what I can tell. While he rates people on their attractiveness, he didn't seem to even think about kissing Mi.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Grevling posted:

NEET is a pretty chaste person from what I can tell. While he rates people on their attractiveness, he didn't seem to even think about kissing Mi.

And yet he also likes softcore porn games. He's a real puzzler

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

Grevling posted:

NEET is a pretty chaste person from what I can tell. While he rates people on their attractiveness, he didn't seem to even think about kissing Mi.

what would you rate princess

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Slumpy posted:

what would you rate princess

I don't rate royalty as that is beneath my station.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


That's a cute rat :3

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

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Colorized:



I'm worried what that drink is supposed to be. :ohdear:

HardDiskD posted:

That's a cute rat :3

All rats are cute. :colbert:

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
Honestly, this job is still piss-easy. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD


dong water

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's spelled calpis

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


:dong:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Official prediction: Princess is going to be better at the game than he is, or get praised for her work, and he's going to have a crisis.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It's obviously flower water not dong water you guys were too hornt up by the boss

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


SniperWoreConverse posted:

It's obviously flower water not dong water you guys were too hornt up by the boss

Flowers are the dongs of plants

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

End of Shoelace posted:

Honestly, this job is still piss-easy. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

Yeah doing checklists like this is generally really easy, especially when the debug tools are as nice as it seems the ones they have are. The problem comes from the monotony - sure, doing a couple of these kind of spreadsheets aren't bad, but when you have to do them once or twice a week for months (or years) then it starts driving you insane. NEET may be able to struggle through this one, but I'm guessing he'll have some kind of existential crisis (or just quit lol) when he realizes this is what he'll be doing every day for the foreseeable future.

I also wonder how NEET will handle the part of testing that actually takes some kind of skill - investigating a bug to try and puzzle it out. I wonder if he'll enjoy it or just fail miserably

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven
Lol wtf on the colorized version of princess. Too savage.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Brother Make posted:




I'm worried what that drink is supposed to be. :ohdear:


Teenage Deadbeat Nii Torhou: The Secret of the Ooze.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hope all is well, Sister Make!

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Podima posted:

Hope all is well, Sister Make!

Sister Make also quit weirdly suddenly

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Mr. Lobe posted:

Flowers are the dongs of plants

:aaaaa:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

CodfishCartographer posted:

Sister Make also quit weirdly suddenly

well the previous owner of this site was an abuser too

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
gently caress@!

the fatal sneer got us inconvenienced now!

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos
For anyone curious about the dongwater:



It's called calpis, it's a thick white drink you buy in bottles, sweet flavored. It looks like cum. Tastes alright, but a little thick and sugary for me.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Calpis is based off of kumis, the fermented mare's milk booze.


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




holy lol I was joking

I've never seen a bottle of calpis before, I just knew the funny name

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
It's basically just uncarbonated Sprite

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

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Edit: This was me this morning, which is why I forgot to :justpost:

Brother Make fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Oct 17, 2020

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
calpis is really fuckin good

Brother Make
Jun 5, 2020

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


its a job, its not fun

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