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Crobear already wears black turtleneck in an attempt to emulate him. The rest will certainly appear on its own as a result of it.
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Dwesa posted:Crobear already wears black turtleneck in an attempt to emulate him. The rest will certainly appear on its own as a result of it. It's a pity he doesn't really have the body shape for it. Instead he looks like a garbage sack full of yoghurt. Incidently, that's how you could describe star citizer as well...
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Viscous Soda posted:Isn't there that stupid Murry cup thingie? Oh that's true. I hadn't really thought of that because it's 1 track and hasn't seen an update in 5 or 6 years now. I should also add that there were races in the actual game- but only for one specific ground vehicle at a time, and you had to spawn the vehicle/load the vehicle/fly the vehicle to the start line before the race expired, and ALSO someone else had to do this as well or the race would never start, so naturally nobody ever actually did a ground vehicle race. I think they've been taken out, since then.
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Mirificus posted:Another example is ships thrusters. Another, another example is that one exists in a playable state the other only exists in our eroticized dreams! monkeytek fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Oct 15, 2020 |
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https://ogn.theonion.com/gamers-we-need-to-come-clean-cyberpunk-2077-is-just-1845368691 "Unfortunately, we also aren’t able to refund any of your pre-orders. That money is already spent." Replace Cyberpunk 2077 with Star Citizen and I think this is a future Letter from the Chairman.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 15:57 |
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Slow_Moe posted:It's a pity he doesn't really have the body shape for it. Instead he looks like a garbage sack full of yoghurt.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:21 |
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Quavers posted:Citizens slapfighting This is the only way to "play" Star Citizer.
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Sarsapariller posted:I can answer that! lol forever.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:27 |
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Mirificus posted:They aren't perfectly up to date, but they might give you some insight into how they are building incredibly complex systems that will act on each other to cause gameplay to emerge without having been specifically built for. just loving lol dynamic centralized database
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:29 |
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They should just make a Star Citizen tabletop rpg. They could still sell JPEGs, miniatures and on top of that the game would actually work like you tell it to. That or mobile gacha. Hire me Chris. WaltherFeng fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Oct 15, 2020 |
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What about the physical joystick they have been producing for the past 5 years but yet not delivered. And how's the FOIP integrated camera going. Also where is Theaters of War And the AMD letter Tickler in Black.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:00 |
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holy gently caress a companion mobile star citizen gacha app would be amazing.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:06 |
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phosdex posted:just loving lol What? You have something against static dispersed database?
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WaltherFeng posted:They should just make a Star Citizen tabletop rpg. They could still sell JPEGs, miniatures and on top of that the game would actually work like you tell it to. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/citizen-spotlight/13425-Star-Citizen-Board-Game-Brettspiel-Deutsch-Englisch https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/1050622/wip-star-citizen-boardgame https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5f51aj/fanmade_star_citizen_boardgame/ Also there was a kickstarter from the actual team at one point that was some kind of lovely space board game but I can't remember the name of it now
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WaltherFeng posted:They should just make a Star Citizen tabletop rpg. They could still sell JPEGs, miniatures and on top of that the game would actually work like you tell it to. Gotcha covered for tabletop gaming https://ttcombat.com/collections/dropfleet-commander
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quote:The information about how the simulated population of the PU is represented goes back over years, it is very dense and tends to use quite a bit of technical jargon... for example that word 'instantiated' might seem like a slightly made up word to say 'instanced, or put in place' etc, but it isn't, it has an actual meaning in computer science. It's when one part of a representation of a game asset or phenomenon is handled by one system when it is merely virtually simulated and then transferred to another game system when it becomes a possible player encounter. The player does not see this transfer take place. Game designers have spent decades learning how to 'fake' things that the player sees or experiences, NPC scripting is a part of this fakery. Scripts are triggered by what the players do and where they are, but they cannot change. If you go to Whiterun you will see Heimskr sometimes, but he will always be in Whiterun and his behaviour won't change. If you go to the market you will see NPC's and they will have dialogue and actions t perform, if however you are wearing an Amulet of Marra you will have a different script running for that NPC interaction. It's faked to look like the NPC has choice and autonomy, when they don't. The same in Mass Effect etc, if you hit the right dialogue tree options then the character interaction script options change. It's not dynamic, it's faked. The difference is that Chris Roberts will always take the opportunity to not fake it if he possibly can.
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edit: what are the chances of getting a ps5 this xmas? Is it gonna be easy or what?
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Mirificus posted:One thing that Star Citizen does that is not usual practise is to layer simple variables and systems so that the possible numbers of variations become infinite. The DNA tech to create an infinite number of unique looking NPC's for example and also the reputation system. There is no game that has ever been created that has the possibility that you will meet an NPC and know that no other human has ever seen this face before, not even the developers who made the game and now that you have met him/her, every other player will now see that face - only on that NPC. This means they can do things that no other game does like have NPC's that live, grow old and die and you'll never see them again. When a player or NPC kills an NPC that NPC is gone, it will not respawn AND the record of that kill stays on the NPC's or players historical record which is a part of the reputation system. You may encounter NPC's who were once friends to other players but now have moved on. NPC's can be dynamic, the player interaction with the NPC can change the goals, skill levels and personality of that NPC. One thing that Star Citizen does that is not usual... is the thing behind pretty much every single video game.
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peter gabriel posted:edit: what are the chances of getting a ps5 this xmas? Is it gonna be easy or what? Most likely impossible. Sony massively over reported how many PS5's they would have available for pre-order as is.
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Mirificus posted:for example that word 'instantiated' might seem like a slightly made up word to say 'instanced, or put in place' etc, but it isn't, it has an actual meaning in computer science. It's when one part of a representation of a game asset or phenomenon is handled by one system when it is merely virtually simulated and then transferred to another game system when it becomes a possible player encounter. That's not what the word "instantiated" means in computer science or any other context. Citizens have this weird obsession with the idea of video games "faking" everything. You cannot perfectly represent real life with a computer, everything is "faked". Like at what arbitrary point do you consider something no longer being "faked"? Star Citizen doesn't model electrons orbiting a nucleus, sounds pretty fake to me! Popete fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Oct 15, 2020 |
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I said come in! posted:Most likely impossible. Sony massively over reported how many PS5's they would have available for pre-order as is. ooh bummer, was hoping it would all be ok by xmas
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Popete posted:That's not what the word "instantiated" means in computer science or any other context. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Literally none of this is in game or ever will be. the DNA system will just be a random character creator and the AI will be simple scripts
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Sarsapariller posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/citizen-spotlight/13425-Star-Citizen-Board-Game-Brettspiel-Deutsch-Englisch https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/193577/star-traders
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Is that not the one that ended up in trouble because Ryan Archer had been up to his old tricks but the old guy who designed the game wouldn't believe it and doubled down on the old "you don't know what you're talking about" defence?
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Popete posted:That's not what the word "instantiated" means in computer science or any other context. He just needed to tell everybody he was a developer first.
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Is that not the one that ended up in trouble because Ryan Archer had been up to his old tricks but the old guy who designed the game wouldn't believe it and doubled down on the old "you don't know what you're talking about" defence? From the reviews section: quote:The artist Ryan Archer plagiarised other artists and passed the work off as his own. The designer David Ladyman ignored all the evidence and defended Archer. Even when another artist was brought on board to "help" with the project (read replace all the ripped off work) there was no admission of error. I loved that period of time, so many imbeciles
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peter gabriel posted:Literally none of this is in game or ever will be. No, you see, if you're married to a npc and your character has a cleft chin but your son doesn't that means that the npc has been quantum-cheating on you (due to the 9-to-1 ratio) so you can bring her to space court and get all her ships! peter gabriel posted:From the reviews section: To be fair it did cause Archer to stop doing "art" (as Ryan Archer) so it was a win trucutru fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Oct 15, 2020 |
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phosdex posted:https://ogn.theonion.com/gamers-we-need-to-come-clean-cyberpunk-2077-is-just-1845368691 You also need to remove the sentence: "Obviously, we’re not trying to absolve ourselves of this."
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How's Starn Cytizun doing?
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Ryan "Copy in Photoshop" Archer was a great period. I think he also originated the Sandi "Stolen from the movie Stealth" standup cardboard cutout. He even provided an artists interpretation using different photoshop filters how he "drew it from hand" or something. I can't even find the cutout anymore. But I did see the showroom one with her in the black dress that was just another art asset with her head photoshopped on it. The really weird part about all that stuff is that she was a model, so I don't know why they didn't just have her do the thing instead of steal 123rf pictures and photoshop her onto it. Equally fun stuff on "where did the money all go?!": https://gameranx.com/updates/id/65872/article/star-citizens-squadron-42-to-appear-in-reality-show-2/
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DigitalPenny posted:So as a mighty man I have +80% resistance to the PMS debuff... So I may not be up to speed on the current meta of menstral game play I want to respond to you in a snarky and comical manner but I'm really not sure how yet. So consider this an iou for a future snarky comment. Maybe some other girl can come up with something super clever.
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TheAgent posted:and where the gently caress is erin roberts lol okay I see things are going swimmingly
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Where's Waldo: Star Citizen edition
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 19:14 |
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I'm pretty sure you could put erin and ben side by side and I'd have a really hard time picking out who is who at this point erin's been trying to out stress-eat and out stress-drink me, which is loving saying something
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I drank like two bottles of wine and slammed a box of donuts a couple of weeks back maybe that should be the "theagent challenge": you get super drunk and sick on donuts and then try to tell everyone during the debates how trump is like chris roberts, oh, you haven't heard of star citizen?, let me tell you about it as you roll your fuckin eyes at me and HEY I'm speaking, why are you trying to watch politics this is STAR CITIZEN and its funny, well, not now, but like, it will be funny, I mean, its funny if you are into video games which you aren't at all, BUT IF YOU WERE you'd totally be laughing with me and not looking at me like some fat pathetic drunk who can't shut the gently caress up about STAR CITIZEN
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Mirificus posted:
What in the actual gently caress is this person talking about?
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if i remember correctly they did kick ryan archer out and some of art got remade. cheating in star citizen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTUXEIKI9Jc my favorite bit is the comments where they wonder if its developer going around making players miserable
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Dark Off posted:cheating in star citizen? I mean it's CryEngine and it's entirely cobbled together, there's no way they will ever have any cheat detection, ninety percent of the game is client authoritative. This was inevitable. What astonishes me is that ever since ship purchasing was implemented a year or whatever ago, there has only been one economy-breaking dupe glitch. I keep expecting more to drop just due to economic pressure but I guess the population of this game is so miniscule that not enough edge cases are being hit.
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