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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Monkeys: "We're hosed!"

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Hackers film 1995 posted:

this is so you can drink MORE BEER. here is an expanation vid so i can continue my “WELL ACTUALLLLYYYYYY”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StMMa8uR2-0

This is actually pretty interesting, beer always makes me feel like poo poo, it's why I usually just drink liquor if I'm at a bar (no CO2!)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

ElGroucho posted:

This is actually pretty interesting, beer always makes me feel like poo poo, it's why I usually just drink liquor if I'm at a bar (no CO2!)

There is CO2 in the coke you know.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Inceltown posted:

There is CO2 in the coke you know.

Coke is not liquor

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Inceltown posted:

There is CO2 in the coke you know.

I don't know. I don't want to know!

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Grendels Dad posted:

I don't know. I don't want to know!

Hoo hoo HOO ooh (ah)
Hoo hoo HOO ooh (ah)
Hoo hoo hoo ooh, hoo HOO HOO

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

yeah as i become an old man my stomach betrays me. many restaurant/bars in the usa do not understand beer so it is frustrating, but if you ask for a can/bottle of beer and a glass and pour it yourself then c’est magnifique

also drinking straight liquor is great too :nexus:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hackers film 1995 posted:

ask for a can/bottle of beer and a glass and pour it yourself

And then get every dipshit within sight commenting about how you loving pour beer wrong???

How are you gonna demonstrate to them the effectiveness of this strategy? My wife my wife doesn't even carry tampons!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

RCarr posted:

Coke is not liquor

But it can be a great solution!

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Wasabi the J posted:

And then get every dipshit within sight commenting about how you loving pour beer wrong???

How are you gonna demonstrate to them the effectiveness of this strategy? My wife my wife doesn't even carry tampons!

just carry your own tampons and make sure you let everyone know loudly why you're carrying them

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Mauser posted:

just carry your own tampons and make sure you let everyone know loudly why you're carrying them

"Oh, oops, my tampon fell out of my purse? Hell yeah, it's super-absorbent for heavy flow. Jealous? Yep, I'm about to unbaby-baste the magic wand and ride that cotton pony all the way to Puberty Town!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Oh, oops, my tampon fell out of my purse? Hell yeah, it's super-absorbent for heavy flow. Jealous? Yep, I'm about to unbaby-baste the magic wand and ride that cotton pony all the way to Puberty Town!"

Ha! I let out an audible cackle while reading this.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha! I let out an audible cackle while reading this.

I felt very Guy Fieri today. (also thanks)

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Imagine deciding to take up tax's "stupid, unfunny rear end in a top hat" torch in his absence.
see also: the "I'm just pretending" comic

https://i.imgur.com/OEMxuYr.mp4

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/TechAmazing/status/1314967203570212865

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Textbook case of the ol' squiggle F zeroing out

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sigma F zero, or sum of forces are zero.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Oh, I thought the beating of the bird's wings was matching the camera's shutter speed.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





On the treadmill of life's winds; it's glide or die.
bitch.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ariong posted:

Oh, I thought the beating of the bird's wings was matching the camera's shutter speed.

No a lot of birds of prey can do that, they hover in the wind.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
Seen in a lot of marine birds, who sometimes just need to be in the air for a month; huge energy savings, often energy profits. Why flap if you don't need to?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ArcMage posted:

Seen in a lot of marine birds, who sometimes just need to be in the air for a month; huge energy savings, often energy profits. Why flap if you don't need to?

No Flap November.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ArcMage posted:

Seen in a lot of marine birds, who sometimes just need to be in the air for a month; huge energy savings, often energy profits. Why flap if you don't need to?

Possibly the best energy savings since Abirdham Lincoln

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Solice Kirsk posted:

No Flap November.



DandyLion posted:

Possibly the best energy savings since Abirdham Lincoln

:smugbird:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Solice Kirsk posted:

No Flap November.

:golfclap:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I see that someone craftily photoshopped one of these onto a nature doco background, and you all fell for it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No they glued the bird's head to a big sheet of clear plastic and then filmed it struggling to get free.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Posted in the PYF GIF thread


Bad-rear end

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cable Guy posted:

Posted in the PYF GIF thread


Bad-rear end

drat she loving throat chopped dude 1 so hard his soul left his body.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Cable Guy posted:

Posted in the PYF GIF thread


Bad-rear end

I mean its Bad-rear end choreography at least.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



DandyLion posted:

I mean its Bad-rear end choreography at least.

Yeah, that's absolutely staged. Still looks great, though.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Not a picture just general badassery. Some dude is flying around lax with a jetpack and no one knows who it is

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/14/us/jetpack-guy-back-lax-trnd/index.html

quote:

"A China Airlines crew reported seeing what appeared to be someone in a jet pack at an approximate altitude of 6,000 feet, about seven miles northwest of Los Angeles International Airport," the FAA said in a statement.

The FAA said it alerted local law enforcement agencies and are investigating the report.
Similar sightings of a man in a jetpack near LAX were reported to the FAA in September.
An American Airlines flight was the first to report a "guy in a jetpack" at the plane's' altitude of 3,000 feet above Los Angeles International Airport on September 1. The aircraft's crew said that the man was approximately 30 yards away from the aircraft. About 10 minutes later, another plane spotted the man.

30 yards away from an airliner flying at 3000 feet? 6000 feet a different time?

:psypop:

Dude had better actually be Ironman

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Jim Silly-Balls posted:



Dude had better actually be Ironman

probably this guy


(I guess this is a The Boys spoiler of sorts, so spoiler tags)

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
"Go get em kid."

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Yeah, that's where my mind went. He's a mysterious jetpack man in Los Angeles, and we got a lot of Nazis that need punching.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Maybe if we're lucky, the mob will join in too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyRknVzkVcQ

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Not a picture just general badassery. Some dude is flying around lax with a jetpack and no one knows who it is

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/14/us/jetpack-guy-back-lax-trnd/index.html


30 yards away from an airliner flying at 3000 feet? 6000 feet a different time?

:psypop:

Dude had better actually be Ironman

Is it not that company that's building jetpacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHk13Xa8dqI

I gather they can't fly very long though because they can't carry much fuel so perhaps they can't get that high.

Though there are others which can definitely catch up to and fly near airplanes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHGkOQUtlRk

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 19:21 on Oct 15, 2020

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Is it not that company that's building jetpacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHk13Xa8dqI

I'm not an aviation dude so I can't say this for sure, but I imagine they'd get a proper federal bollocking if they were found in any way to be responsible for putting a jetpack man into the airspace around a major airport without any flight plan or anything.

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