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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bellmaker posted:

:stare:

Goooo Brady??

:hmmno: gently caress Tom Brady.

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

healthy distrust of the military industrial complex

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

LeBatard did an interview with him and he definitely gave off some weird, unexpected vibes...almost like a, “You’re all sheeple, but not me. I’m asking important questions...”

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Without further context I'm going to assume he's talking about air pollution.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Who is the smartest quarterback?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fsif posted:

Who is the smartest quarterback?

Fitzpatrick

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

as far as conspiracies go believing in chemtrails is pretty harmless

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nate stanley

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
I mean it is possible to ask that innocently without thinking it’s a government conspiracy but who knows

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I’ll bet Jake from State Farm has something to do with it.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

chamois posted:

as far as conspiracies go believing in chemtrails is pretty harmless

Sort of, but if someone is willing to believe that bullshit, it makes you wonder what other stupid poo poo they'll believe. Believing in chemtrails means you think that the government is lying to everyone about jet engine exhaust causing cancer. So what else is the government lying about, hmm?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

Who is the smartest quarterback?

Andrew Luck, for getting out before getting completely destroyed physically or getting all the brain worms.

I miss Luck.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Bird in a Blender posted:

Sort of, but if someone is willing to believe that bullshit, it makes you wonder what other stupid poo poo they'll believe. Believing in chemtrails means you think that the government is lying to everyone about jet engine exhaust causing cancer. So what else is the government lying about, hmm?

i wish aaron rodgers nothing but luck in his quest for the truth

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jet exhaust does cause cancer, though. This is a documented fact, this shouldn't be controversial at all.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


fsif posted:

Who is the smartest quarterback?

Luck for getting out while he could, and it's not even close

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




SKULL.GIF posted:

Jet exhaust does cause cancer, though. This is a documented fact, this shouldn't be controversial at all.

everything on this planet causes cancer

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

For about five minutes I bought that dead sasquatch video.

I'm an idiot though. One of the smartest guys I know is a 9-11 Inside Job guy. People can be idiots even if they usually aren't.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

kiimo posted:

For about five minutes I bought that dead sasquatch video.

I'm an idiot though. One of the smartest guys I know is a 9-11 Inside Job guy. People can be idiots even if they usually aren't.

lol what’s the dead Sasquatch video

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Some dipshit created a fake sasquatch carcass and dissected it. I was like oh boy finally some concrete evidence. Five minutes later I came to my senses

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




fartknocker posted:

Andrew Luck, for getting out before getting completely destroyed physically or getting all the brain worms.

I miss Luck.

Sam Bradford for the same reason, except he made a little more money and was a lot worse at football.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Conspiracy theories are great for making stupid people feel smart. I don’t mind Rodgers but my opinion of him immediately tanked when this side of him was made public.

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Bellmaker posted:

Yea Rivers looks like reheated rear end, Brisket would be better
:hmmyes: I wouldn’t mind having some brisket today.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

japtor posted:

:hmmyes: I wouldn’t mind having some brisket today.

https://soundcloud.com/user-16664237/jake-brisket

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jet exhaust does cause cancer, though. This is a documented fact, this shouldn't be controversial at all.

Yea, but it accounts for an absolutely tiny amount of cancer cases.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jet exhaust does cause cancer, though. This is a documented fact, this shouldn't be controversial at all.

40,000 feet in the air?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

E: nvm

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009

fsif posted:

Who is the smartest quarterback?

Matt Ryan. Being a smart quarterback is boring and Ryan is the blandest quarterback ever.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean Rodgers could be a California hippy conspiracist but I feel like one second hand anecdote is a bit underwhelming

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

It’s OK to admit that NFL players believe in conspiracy theories without trying to come up with contorted ways to excuse their beliefs.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That’s true, has nothing to do with my post but maybe your hyping yourself

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Jalen hurts has done more today than wentz has done all season. Trade that loving bum.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

CharlestheHammer posted:

That’s true, has nothing to do with my post but maybe your hyping yourself

It was obviously more in response to the “he must be talking about exhaust causing cancer” posts.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Asproigerosis posted:

Jalen hurts has done more today than wentz has done all season. Trade that loving bum.

To who?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

To who?

Chicago to be reunited with Big Dick Nick and push Tittykisser down to 3rd string.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
No Rob Ryan fashion update today, he is sensibly dressed

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
He any good?

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1317981282614337539?s=19

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

fsif posted:

To who?

The Browns may take him if the Eagles throw in a second rounder.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Mega64 posted:

The Browns may take him if the Eagles throw in a second rounder.

Baker is shook too. Why would you go from one shook dude to another?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

BlindSite posted:

Baker is shook too. Why would you go from one shook dude to another?

ANALYTICS

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Speaking of analytics most of yall missed an absolute meltdown by the announcers at the end of the game when Houston went for 2. Dude pulled out a laminated card and everything to show how the call was bad and its analytics fault

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