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CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Henchman of Santa posted:

Those aren’t that big. Sometimes dudes who had big pecs in their prime get boobs when they get out of shape. What was Jesus’ workout regimen?

CrossFit

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

:golfclap:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Florida man speeds about in leaf blower-powered vehicle

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I'm the motion lines that let you know Jesus's tits are bouncing.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



This will get the kids back to church, they should have given him a skateboard too

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

So, Jesus with breasts is cool and all, but what’s going on with Jesus’ face in that picture? It’s practically a Salvador Dali painting.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I just discovered that I really want :dadjoke: + :vince:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I’m claiming improper service on this one.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
This does not sound like responsible social directing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
*every person from every country, nation, tribe and ethnicity come together for a HUGE bodycount*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


We don't get to use this enough:
https://i.gifer.com/WqXQ.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

superfluous post removed

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

3D Megadoodoo posted:



"I Sold a Gun and Bought Liquorice - It Reminded Me of Ancient Finland"

Didn't know Beck wrote newspaper headlines.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Eddie the famous horny otter dies at 20


quote:

At his prime, Eddie skillfully slam-dunked the ball through the hoop, occasionally adding a victorious underwater flip for the camera.

The multitalented otter was also known for his creative self-pleasuring skills. His arthritis clearly didn't hold him back, because in another video Eddie was caught literally sucking his own dick.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Santa dead, archaeologists say

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1317920910830145537?s=21

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Shocking...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Someone is cleaning out their hovercraft

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How the gently caress did they miss it?


Rip to a real G

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

How the gently caress did they miss it?

It's much older than the other things around the area and the hill it was on led to it being much more susceptible to the elements. This mean that it was very feint and in fact they only noticed it when they started clearing an area to making a viewing platform to the other stuff in the area.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

classic feline deception

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54612455

I'm getting sick of this guy, how about lifelong solitary confinement in a submarine

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Users On A Site For Kinky People Say The Racism Has Become Unsustainable
FetLife, a popular social network for kinky people, has been accused of not doing enough to stop racist hate speech on the platform.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not surprised in the least, Chuds have spent the last decade trying to establish themselves in every single online community.
Eventually it always gets to be too much and there's a purge, they're not good at not being horrible nazis and ruining everything.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


White people often find it hard to point out what seem to them to be minor acts of racism, it's especially prevalent in groups somewhat outside the mainstream.
So it just builds up.
See also: geek fallacies.

e:Vvv drat, you just knocked it out of the park.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:46 on Oct 20, 2020

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand.

Yes this is sometimes known as Western Culture.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

freeedr posted:

Someone is cleaning out their hovercraft

Thank you, fellow old.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Milo and POTUS posted:

How the gently caress did they miss it?

That photo was taken after it had been painstakingly cleaned and restored.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/boingboing/status/1318567929915580416?s=21

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Die Hard knockoffs are really having to get creative

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I guess where it concerns Phil Collins you just cannot take any chances, he might try to sing.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

By popular demand posted:

I guess where it concerns Phil Collins you just cannot take any chances, he might try to sing.

He should sit outside and sing "Mama" to her, over and over, until she capitulates.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

How the gently caress did they miss it?

quote:

Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand.

White supremacy (everything about it)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's a weirdly worded headline. Calling the racism "unsustainable" sounds like the users are trying to keep up a very high amount of racism, but are having trouble keeping up with the demand.

Overworked At The Racism Factory

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Alaois posted:

Overworked At The Racism Factory

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Van Damme saves life of chihuahua after row over fake passport

Yes, that's Jean Claude Van Damme.

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