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Blow posted:I've had shrooms at night in the sand dunes at the beach. One oval office rolled down a dune and lost his wallet. We spent a while looking for it to no avail. I said we should come back when it's daylight. We did. Found the wallet! Who takes their wallet when they go out to take shrooms in nature? That sounds like asking for trouble.
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I just unfucked the tv wifi by unfolding a bunch of wring ribbons as descibed by some stranger on the internet and it made my day
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my neighbours installed some sprinklers on their nature strip and whoever did the work cut my internet cables
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Oct 20, 2020 01:47
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Isaac posted:my neighbours installed some sprinklers on their nature strip and whoever did the work cut my internet cables Sounds like a 'you' problem to me. thats what your neighbor is going to say.
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Oct 20, 2020 01:59
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Isaac posted:my neighbours installed some sprinklers on their nature strip and whoever did the work cut my internet cables Uh-oh. Are the sprinklers even on their side of the footpath or are they on whatever the equivalent of council land is in the ACT these days?
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Oct 20, 2020 02:00
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Depends on the council but their are certain things you are allowed to do on the nature strip like put in a new tree or something or get permission to put in sprinklers/lights. But Halloween decorations? that's a paddling. Council laws are weird and vary widely for even different bits of the same city. A while ago the road work guys drove a excavator down half the street's nature strip and squashed every single rainwater drain pipe, they eventually had to come back and fix all of them.
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Blow posted:The tree bent over and deposited me on the ground safe and sound. Carlos Lantana posted:a swearing generator hits paydirt A colleague of mine was drilling some new fencepole holes on his acrage a couple of years ago and didn't realise a previous owner had removed a fence some time in the past and just buried it all a little bit beow the surface. The hole borer grabbed the fence wire and managed to rip it up around his ankle. It did not end well for him, but thankfully he didn't lose his foot, probably because he was wearing his work safety boots. Instead after they glued all the bits of his foot back together he got a little trolley to kneel on and roll around the office on. Hole borers scare me.
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Lolie posted:Uh-oh. Are the sprinklers even on their side of the footpath or are they on whatever the equivalent of council land is in the ACT these days? Its on their side. I think ill pass this one into the landlord to handle.
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Oct 20, 2020 02:50
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Isaac posted:Its on their side. I think ill pass this one into the landlord to handle. There's a specific Aussie shitposter meme for this but I cannot find the thing anywhere
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Oct 20, 2020 03:20
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very confused by the use of the phrase "nature strip" to refer to a part of property that isn't owned by local gov tbh. Just say "front yard" Also not sure how that would cut your internet unless it was actually the council land. Very weird situation.
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Oct 20, 2020 04:04
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i feel like nature strip is specifically the part between the footpath and the road
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Oct 20, 2020 04:16
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It is. Sometimes there's a little strip between the boundary and the footpath though.
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Oct 20, 2020 04:17
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Maybe its a canberra thing I dont really feel like explaining it
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Oct 20, 2020 04:18
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Caesar Saladin posted:i feel like nature strip is specifically the part between the footpath and the road i dunno if this changes from council area to council area but my council makes a big point of defining it as the space between the property line and the road whenever it uses the phrase anywhere. Admittedly I do not actually have footpaths on my street but they do exist out here still
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Caesar Saladin posted:i feel like nature strip is specifically the part between the footpath and the road Yeah. The bit of council land that isn't the footpath.
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Oct 20, 2020 04:28
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I thought nature strip was a waxing term.
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Oct 20, 2020 04:39
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:very confused by the use of the phrase "nature strip" to refer to a part of property that isn't owned by local gov tbh. Just say "front yard" Also not sure how that would cut your internet unless it was actually the council land. Very weird situation. If it's on their side of the footpath, as Isaac said, I get it. I have a pit in the footpath outside my place. The cable runs from there, under my boundary fence and up the side of my block so there's a strip of grass outside my boundary fence but on my side of the footpath where digging could gently caress up my utilities (my electricity and gas run that side, too).
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Oct 20, 2020 04:48
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Halloween is dumb poo poo for fucken seppos.
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ili posted:Halloween is dumb poo poo for fucken seppos. I'm hoping covid will keep the trick or treaters at home, but I have my doubts.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:02
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Yeah that sucks mate. It's one advantage of where I live, I haven't had trick or treaters turn up in a decade or thereabouts.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:10
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i was in america as a little kid and trick or treating is really fun, kids here are missing out
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Oct 20, 2020 05:12
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Mate of mine bought a jar of another mate's piss to fake being clean on a drug test and I want to be smug telling him he's an idiot but I have no idea if anyone gives enough of a poo poo to check that closely. Thought I'd ask here since I figure this sort of thing has happened to a couple of you before. Has my mate hosed himself?
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Oct 20, 2020 05:13
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create some kind of syringe device connected to a tube that runs along the underside of your dick so it looks like you're pissing if they have a look
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Oct 20, 2020 05:16
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He's managed to get it sent off without comically spilling piss all over himself so he's already defied my original expectations.
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Caesar Saladin posted:i was in america as a little kid and trick or treating is really fun, kids here are missing out Yeah honestly Halloween would be one part of seppo culture I wouldn't mind us stealing. We'd have to do it at the end of April though. It's hot and light well into the evening at the end of October in Perth and gently caress getting into a costume when it's 30+.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:36
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Halloween earlier in the year would be pretty good. She's way too close to Christmas.
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A Sometimes Food posted:Yeah honestly Halloween would be one part of seppo culture I wouldn't mind us stealing. you'd also have to get rid of the whole automatic "get hosed mate" thing that australians have going on
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Caesar Saladin posted:i was in america as a little kid and trick or treating is really fun, kids here are missing out In the US it's a lot more than kids just knocking on doors wanting lollies, though.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:40
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ErKeL posted:Halloween earlier in the year would be pretty good. Steal Summerween from Gravity Falls Lolie posted:In the US it's a lot more than kids just knocking on doors wanting lollies, though. It's an excuse to dress up in costumes and throw parties, watch scary movies and decorate your place, what's not to like? It's got something for everyone. People whining about it being American are the biggest loving sooks. (and it's not even American!)
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Oct 20, 2020 05:48
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nothing more australian than hating children having fun
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Halloween is good.
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When I was a kid, Halloween was nothing more than a good excuse to declare war on the kids down the street and throw eggs at their house once it got dark. Now I'm old, I don't care for Halloween much but my kid gets so bloody excited about it that it's hard not to be endeared by that. Also there's a house a few streets over that builds a full on scary maze thing going through their backyard that you can walk through. They charge $5 entry per person and donate all the money to the hospital at the end. I took my then five year old through it last year at her insistence, thinking it would be kinda hokey and lame but hey it's for a good cause so ok. Well. My kid got the ever loving poo poo scared out of her and cried the whole walk home. I got a few new grey hairs and almost peed my pants as there was a dude that jumped out of nowhere right at the end revving a chainsaw, then when you laughed and turned away another guy jumped out of the dark at you and blasted you in the face with a leaf blower. Also I saw a couple of teenagers come out after us that were bawling their eyes out and screaming. My kid wants to go again this year, but I'm gonna let her Dad walk her through this time 
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well why not posted:nothing more australian than hating children having fun Lol for real—it seems to be a big thing here this year and i am all for it **but please dont spread the ‘rona** Only bit I’m a bit freaked out by is the fairly realistic spider webs ; not so much fun when theres real spiders all over the place but ok
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Oct 20, 2020 06:36
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Ghost Leviathan posted:
The Irish didn't drop nukes on Japan and occupy Europe. What we emulate in Australia is absolutely American.
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Oct 20, 2020 06:37
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australia is a country where neighbours who have lived near eachother for years still glare at eachother and just wait for the moment where they finally get a chance to tell eachother to get hosed
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Don't like the way the Saturday nearest to halloween becomes a proxy Halloween for pubs. If you don't have the temerity to dress up and sink piss on a school night you can still do it on the weekend like a lame boomer just don't steal Halloween to do it
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Big Willy Style posted:The Irish didn't drop nukes on Japan and occupy Europe. What we emulate in Australia is absolutely American. uh what
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Caesar Saladin posted:australia is a country where neighbours who have lived near eachother for years still glare at eachother and just wait for the moment where they finally get a chance to tell eachother to get hosed I have a set of these and a set that I tell my deepest hopes and dreams to in joking anecdote form. Living the dream. Perfect balance.
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