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Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

When the moon hits your eye
And the fishs a long guy

Wild T posted:

That's a moray

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:41

The Klowner: Apr 20, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Welcome to Page 127 of The Crab Thread. Your crab fact of the day: 127 is a prime number, the 31st in fact. Also, 31 is the 11th prime number, 11 is the 5th, 5 is the 3rd, 3 is the 2nd, and 2 is the first. Prime numbers that follow this pattern are referred to colloquially as the "Crab Numbers," a fact I just made up.

This Crab Fact of the Day is brought to you by: noodle ladles, the crabs of kitchen utensils.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:27

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do not gently caress eels

didn't a chick die from this a couple years ago? Or maybe it was a dude who got ruptured?

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:36

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

i have no idea, op

# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:48

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

quote:

groups of crustaceans have evolved into crabs in five completely different contexts, giving rise to a meme that the long arc of history truly bends toward the crab.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 21:29

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Just as the constant increase of ensnopy is the basic law of the universe, so it is the basic law of life to be ever more highly structured and to struggle against ensnopy

# ? Oct 20, 2020 21:33

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

How do we feel about those Isopods. Are they like rats of the crab world?

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:50

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Cartoon Man posted:

How do we feel about those Isopods. Are they like rats of the crab world?

If they have snoppers I'm prepared to accept them as the glossy chonk bois of the deep.

Did the cloverfield monster count as a crab?

# ? Oct 20, 2020 23:01

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Nessus posted:

If they have snoppers I'm prepared to accept them as the glossy chonk bois of the deep.

Did the cloverfield monster count as a crab?

Distinct lack of snops on cloverfield. Not even wearing a shell. A shameful display.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:01

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:04

Dong Quixote: Oct 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

Nessus posted:

If they have snoppers I'm prepared to accept them as the glossy chonk bois of the deep.

Looking like no snops to me. Voting not crebbe.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 04:55

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Dong Quixote posted:

Looking like no snops to me

Excuse me

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:02

ArcMage: Sep 14, 2007; What is this thread?; Ramrod XTreme

The sound of one claw snapping.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:02

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Dong Quixote posted:

Looking like no snops to me. Voting not crebbe.

Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs.

Wikipedia posted:

The Bopyridae are a family of isopod crustaceans in the suborder Cymothoida. There are 1223 individual species contained in this family.[1][2] Members of the family are ectoparasites of crabs and shrimps. They live in the gill cavities or under the carapace where they cause a noticeable swelling. Fossil crustaceans have occasionally been observed to have a similar characteristic bulge.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:11

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The forums are in better hands and the store is open again, time to celebrate with some :crabdrugs:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:20

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Hungry Computer posted:

Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs.

i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware!

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:30

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:

The forums are in better hands and the store is open again, time to celebrate with some

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:41

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

uber_stoat posted:

i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware!

horrible parasites, jealous of crab's perfection

warning :nms:

:ncs: (not crab safe)

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:44

OgNar: Oct 26, 2002; They tapdance not, neither do they fart

quote:

Destroying the gonads can mean making entire generations sterile,
which is bad news for crab populations.

And it makes them unhappy

# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:12

Hardon Crime: Jan 15, 2020; hubba hubba hubba hubba

Slaan posted:

When the moon hits your eye
And the fishs a long guy

Wild T posted:

That's a moray

when the jaws open wide
and there's more jaws inside

Wild T posted:

That's a moray

# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:25

Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware!

Barnacles are crabs so it's win win. Please do not kink shame the male crab.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:32

Xenomrph: Dec 9, 2005; AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill

Hungry Computer posted:

Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs.

Who here has seen the movie �The Bay�?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:54

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

uber_stoat posted:

i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware!

please do not forcefemme and bimbofy the crabs

# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:45

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I'm starting to think we need to save the crabs by taking them out of the ocean :catstare:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:19

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Slaan posted:

I'm starting to think we need to save the crabs by taking them out of the ocean

I believe in Crab.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:23

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Hardon Crime posted:

when the jaws open wide
and there's more jaws inside

Morays are the chillest dudes on the reef. Love em.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 12:47

naem: May 29, 2011

MrYenko posted:

Morays are the chillest dudes on the reef. Love em.

https://youtu.be/vpJgTy8Wi_c

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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

I read yesterday how crabs have evolved on this planet 5 separate and independent times.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:23

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

i am harry posted:

I read yesterday how crabs have evolved on this planet 5 separate and independent times.

popewiles posted:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/amp34389129/crab-evolution-carcinization/

groups of crustaceans have evolved into crabs in five completely different contexts, giving rise to a meme that the long arc of history truly bends toward the crab.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:27

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

Truly the ideal form.

You want a vision of the future?

A claw, snip-snopping all lesser creatures forever.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:33

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Excuse me

Lmao I was a focus group tester for these cards as a kid. Never thought I'd see them again

# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:42

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

We worry about crabs on our gonads. Crabs can get other crabs for their gonads. Yet another way they've outevolved us.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 16:03

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Y2lxFYt.mp4
(Bonus sound)

# ? Oct 21, 2020 17:53

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