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When the moon hits your eye And the fishs a long guy Wild T posted:That's a moray
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# ? May 31, 2024 09:52 |
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Welcome to Page 127 of The Crab Thread. Your crab fact of the day: 127 is a prime number, the 31st in fact. Also, 31 is the 11th prime number, 11 is the 5th, 5 is the 3rd, 3 is the 2nd, and 2 is the first. Prime numbers that follow this pattern are referred to colloquially as the "Crab Numbers," a fact I just made up. This Crab Fact of the Day is brought to you by: noodle ladles, the crabs of kitchen utensils.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:27 |
Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:do not gently caress eels didn't a chick die from this a couple years ago? Or maybe it was a dude who got ruptured?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:36 |
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i have no idea, op
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:48 |
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https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/amp34389129/crab-evolution-carcinization/quote:groups of crustaceans have evolved into crabs in five completely different contexts, giving rise to a meme that the long arc of history truly bends toward the crab.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 21:29 |
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Just as the constant increase of ensnopy is the basic law of the universe, so it is the basic law of life to be ever more highly structured and to struggle against ensnopy
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 21:33 |
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How do we feel about those Isopods. Are they like rats of the crab world?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:50 |
Cartoon Man posted:How do we feel about those Isopods. Are they like rats of the crab world? Did the cloverfield monster count as a crab?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 23:01 |
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Nessus posted:If they have snoppers I'm prepared to accept them as the glossy chonk bois of the deep. Distinct lack of snops on cloverfield. Not even wearing a shell. A shameful display.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:01 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:04 |
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Nessus posted:If they have snoppers I'm prepared to accept them as the glossy chonk bois of the deep. Looking like no snops to me. Voting not crebbe.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 04:55 |
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Dong Quixote posted:Looking like no snops to me Excuse me
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:02 |
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The sound of one claw snapping.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:02 |
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Dong Quixote posted:
Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs. Wikipedia posted:The Bopyridae are a family of isopod crustaceans in the suborder Cymothoida. There are 1223 individual species contained in this family.[1][2] Members of the family are ectoparasites of crabs and shrimps. They live in the gill cavities or under the carapace where they cause a noticeable swelling. Fossil crustaceans have occasionally been observed to have a similar characteristic bulge.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:11 |
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The forums are in better hands and the store is open again, time to celebrate with some
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:20 |
Hungry Computer posted:Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs. i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware!
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:30 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:The forums are in better hands and the store is open again, time to celebrate with some
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:41 |
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uber_stoat posted:i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware! horrible parasites, jealous of crab's perfection warning :ncs: (not crab safe)
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:44 |
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quote:Destroying the gonads can mean making entire generations sterile, And it makes them unhappy
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:12 |
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Slaan posted:When the moon hits your eye Wild T posted:That's a moray when the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside Wild T posted:That's a moray
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:25 |
uber_stoat posted:i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware! Barnacles are crabs so it's win win. Please do not kink shame the male crab.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:32 |
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Hungry Computer posted:Not only are there no snops, some are parasites of crabs. Who here has seen the movie ‘The Bay’?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 07:54 |
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uber_stoat posted:i think this is a feel good thread about various kinds of crab situations and yet i am now compelled to share this chilling knowledge. if you are in fact a crab, beware! please do not forcefemme and bimbofy the crabs
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:45 |
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I'm starting to think we need to save the crabs by taking them out of the ocean
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:19 |
Slaan posted:I'm starting to think we need to save the crabs by taking them out of the ocean
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:23 |
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Hardon Crime posted:when the jaws open wide Morays are the chillest dudes on the reef. Love em.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 12:47 |
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MrYenko posted:
https://youtu.be/vpJgTy8Wi_c
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:20 |
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I read yesterday how crabs have evolved on this planet 5 separate and independent times.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:23 |
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i am harry posted:I read yesterday how crabs have evolved on this planet 5 separate and independent times. popewiles posted:https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/amp34389129/crab-evolution-carcinization/
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:27 |
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Truly the ideal form. You want a vision of the future? A claw, snip-snopping all lesser creatures forever.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:33 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Lmao I was a focus group tester for these cards as a kid. Never thought I'd see them again
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 15:42 |
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We worry about crabs on our gonads. Crabs can get other crabs for their gonads. Yet another way they've outevolved us.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 16:03 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Y2lxFYt.mp4 (Bonus sound)
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 17:53 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/Y2lxFYt.mp4 Yeee-claw!
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:45 |
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gently caress around and find out, left one’s snip, left one’s snop.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:55 |
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Knuckle tats: SNIP SNOP
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:19 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:31 |
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christmas boots posted:Yeee-claw! you mess with the
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:34 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/Y2lxFYt.mp4 Smoke reef every day
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From the tasteless tattoo thread but it's full of taste
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