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tiredo f my wife leaving her teabags in the gosh darn sink so they never dry out. gonna invent a whole philosophy about it. becoming an antifeminist because my hands smell like a London Fog. shes had it too good for too long IMHO
freakin sink of this drumpf felllow. bout ready to publically trounce him in a debate if his libidinous antics do not cease.
oh, mister donut man, you;re "out of doughnuts"??? really? well that's reasonable. it's 5PM, not really peak doughnutting hours. ill come back tomorrow, but mark my words, if you foist upon me another one of these dump truck rear end size sugar crystal having three berry blueberry muffins, so help me god i'll
(the sound of thirteen dads absolutely trashing a subaru due to a Sports Defeat)
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May 21, 2024 15:27
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wife leaves her tea bags in the sink and has the nerve to roasrt me lol,, i know how to make a plain cup of tea honey just take the bag out and slapo it against the sink a few times no spoon wasted
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Oct 19, 2020 05:34
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- Macnult
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summoning a ghost helicopter by dragging my foot in a spiral while chanting "robert smithson"
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Oct 19, 2020 05:37
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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playing beach volleyball? GOTTA have lines in the sand for that
not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink
not on the sink, in the sink. so they absorb more gross dishwater and never dry out.
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Oct 19, 2020 14:00
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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P sure I just drew a deep line there heh
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Oct 20, 2020 02:37
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- City of Glompton
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 20, 2020 02:46
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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he'll yeah
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Oct 20, 2020 02:48
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm a knife wife
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Oct 20, 2020 05:06
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- Escape From Noise
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Sorry hot ladies but I will not date or marry you! Not even a little! No matter how much you beg me!
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Oct 20, 2020 13:53
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taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket
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Oct 20, 2020 14:52
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Personally I think we need a wife guy subforum where all the wife guys can post about their wives in a safe and supportive environment, without fear of judgement or retribution
but my wife hates when i post about her in wife threads!
that's right. i am a 'my wife doesn't like it when i post about my wife in wife threads guy'.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:47
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Oct 20, 2020 17:50
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- Macnult
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spelling byob in the sand, waiting for the tide to roll in beyond the dippy jetty
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Oct 20, 2020 22:05
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- Stoner Sloth
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shocking live footage of byob being deleted!!
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 21, 2020 03:46
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket
the bucket goes foul if too much water gets in it. :<
Everyone's wife should have an account
There should be a wife guy account drive
unrionically support this, a significant other/family poster dish session would be like helldump but funny.
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Oct 21, 2020 04:04
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- Finger Prince
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Why stop at lines when you could draw your full name after just a few beers.
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Oct 21, 2020 04:11
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy
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Oct 21, 2020 04:13
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- Areola Grande
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how do I meet a good Christian pokemon
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Oct 21, 2020 04:13
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I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy
same. i am an 'i don't have a wife guy'. where is the meme for us?
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Oct 21, 2020 04:24
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- Areola Grande
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idk but all the byob wives are taken. I checked
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Oct 21, 2020 04:35
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- Areola Grande
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fun fact: none of them have knives
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Oct 21, 2020 04:37
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.
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Oct 21, 2020 05:08
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- Finger Prince
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im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.
I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move.
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Oct 21, 2020 13:19
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ive had it up to "here" with kids dancing the macarena. it's 2020 for gods sake, and while i accept that the macarena was a global cultural milestone, i believe its time to give the breakdancing from the Its Like That video by famous rappers Run DMC a try
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Oct 21, 2020 13:45
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move.
:O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate
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Oct 21, 2020 14:55
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May 21, 2024 15:27
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:O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate
I draw an O in the center square, putting you on the defensive.
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