Turpitude II posted:

you can also do it to "the lion sleeps tonight"

Stabbing Spork posted:

I would like to purchase a ban for the poster after me

Skyl3lazer posted:

Again, I need email addresses for any archives, platinum, or new account certificates

e; ^^ oh you lil poo poo

Syd Midnight posted:

cos it was bad enough getting that stuck in your head when it was aweemaway & I want others to suffer too

Sagebrush posted:

(very Iron Sheik voice) WHAT'S THAT? YOU HEARD ABOUT ISLAMMUMISM? WELL GET READY FOR I SLAM U NISM BROTHER

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A code of ethics doesn't begin and end at slurs. I think for this thread to really be productive we should throw out some hypothetical moral conundrums and see where we all land.

I'll start us off.

You're walking in a park and you see a woman being chased by a goose. Do you:

A) Attempt to help the woman
B) Film it to post it on the forums
C) Call the goose a racial slur

Tezer posted:

What does a goose consider a slur.

fun hater posted:

honky hehehe

Marcade posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Oh god not again, like a world war one soldier I’m about to go over the top into no mans land just for another meal. I scream wildly as I reach over my impossibly hot sauce pan, skin searing off of my arms to the bone. I turn the knob, dinner is served but at what cost.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.

Splicer posted:

Is it jealousy?

Obeah posted:

Well op, not very fuckin good.

My father considers himself an amateur film editor, something my mother once described as a "phase" that has now been going on for the better part of twenty years, and has decided to get back into trying to perfect his chromakey skills during covid. And apparently, in order to master this particular art, he felt there was no better source of practice material than the large number of vlogs I used to publish. My previous house had a bedroom with a green accent wall, one that happens to be roughly the same hue of green typically used for greenscreens. My webcam's video quality and the lighting conditions of that bedroom (lightbulb dangling from ceiling), on the other hand, provide a level of challenge for any video editor - as I had mistakenly told him when I asked him years ago to put an image of a cyberpunk cityscape behind me for my videos.

Turns out my Dad does remember things about me, because lo and loving behold! He's been editing me into videos that he's been publishing to various sites cool with nsfw poo poo. Why nsfw? Because my dad, in his infinite compassion and wisdom, thought it'd be "thematically compelling"(?) to insert a clip of me drunkenly sobbing about how I had just turned twenty-seven, hated the taste of beer, but had forced myself to drink seven cans of it to impress some girl who ended up screwing my best friend. In this particular vlog, I bare my soul as I go on a (in hindsight, unfair) tirade about mindless sex and alcohol.

So of course my Dad edits it over footage of a man pouring Schlitz beer into a woman's vagina as he 69s her (standing up style) in a clip that I have recently learned is from the 1980 porn "Champagne for Breakfast". Tears are streaming down my face and I am gnashing teeth and choking with emotion as this burly '70s style dude just buries his face into beer-slathered vagina, the woman's giggling sometimes managing to overcome my more stifled sobs.

I am currently working to get most of the videos taken down, alerting the various hosts to possible copyright infringement. I am not sure if this will be successful as, despite having read one Wikipedia article and several WikiHows, I'm not sure what qualifies as fair use.

I have not heard from my mother since late August, but I assume she is well.

My Lovely Horse posted:

OP of the thread: How's everyone's relationships with their parents going?

Jedit posted:

Likes dubstep, the most deserving ban in SA history.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sometimes I hear the kids in the sales office telling stories about how the loving Goons in some game did this or that and I think "oh wow,
these loving kids in sales are still playing loving on-line multi-player games in 2020 lmao!"

EorayMel posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

pray for my aunt posted:

Yeah, one of the premier ways to troll non-goons who wanted to join Goonswarm in EVE Online was to trick them into joining the forums and posting terrible introduction threads in places like E/N and FYAD. It's most likely the main source of the Introducing Myself style bans that EorayMel is digging up.

Slugnoid posted:

Lobok posted:

votese.cx

Phlegmish posted:

lol


Goonswarm's actually recruiting right now, come join us and fight back against the invasion in our current hellwar

Newbees win fabulous prizes

Outrail posted:

I'm 99% certain that reading about eve and goonswarm is more entertaining than playing eve with goonswarm

Outrail posted:

I'm 99% certain that reading about eve and goonswarm is more entertaining than playing eve with goonswarm

My Lovely Horse posted:

OP of the thread: How's everyone's relationships with their parents going?

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Just like the goon Space Station 13 server.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Space Station 13 always sounds so cool when you hear it described and then you see it in action and it may as well just be a text adventure game.

RFC2324 posted:

I've never even been able to make sense of ss13. Its like reading dwarf fortress logs: there are some amazing stories, but they are told 1 line for every 100 lines of absolute nonsense and madness.

Good game

Outrail posted:

I'm 99% certain that reading about eve and goonswarm is more entertaining than playing eve with goonswarm

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Fun fact: lowtax asked me to put those bottom ads back for everyone without no-ads, I told him I did and instead put them back just for the ad-person QA account.

haveblue posted:

An Admin Darkly

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Who watches the internet janitor?

Inceltown posted: