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shadow puppet of a posted:Rammid's Pizzaria is a classy joint you can tell by the way they tuck-roll the crust and cumpool the tax-evading strawberry section while REMAINING IN STRICT COMPLIANCE WITH BRAZILLIAN OLIVE LAW. It feels too early for the acid to kick in.
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TheAardvark posted:gotta say, i love seeing real innovation in pizza Heh, I've worked at this chain, AMA. The latticework are just breadstìcks presented in a gimmicky way. Oh and avocado goes on the pizza after the baking.
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Goddammit I'm Swedish, but this is too heinous for me
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Manaus style deep dish is just cheese soup. A nice way around those restrictive french onion soup AOC laws. Am I only just now and for the first time noticing that there is a plain sauce and cheese base baked into the bottom of these dessert pies or is this just a Manaus thing?   I suspect this to be catupiry in its SSJ Final Form, An extrusion so thick it has no beginning, middle or end. It simply is. 
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My friends and I decided we needed to order pizza at least once while we were in New York but we were stupid and hungover so we got a "salad pizza" in Port Chester instead of something normal in the city. The crust was unevenly doughy in a way that I couldn't really understand happening in a functioning pizza oven, but easily the worst part were the croutons that had gone soggy from the moist heat.
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I'd have thought that in NYC of all places this pile of garbage greens would warrant some sort of corporal punishment.
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It seems like such a cop out whenever you see some "$20,000 HAMBURGER!!!" and it turns out it contains $400 of edible gold and comes with a $19,500 diamond ring.
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this reminds me that strombolis exist and now i want one
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Never seen the extended Bristol chart before
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:The complaints are pretty spurious because the only reason to use the back burners is if the front ones are already occupied. I use the rear elements on my stove a lot because when I do my stupid range hood is only 80% useless, instead of being 95% useless.
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oh it's a bug i thought it was like... some form of mushroom, or globs of some kind of black curd, or something else that looks like animal poops
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SniperWoreConverse posted:oh it's a bug They are a type of caterpillar that come out of shea butter trees. (their name just means shea worm) and they are harvested, dried, and eaten during the months they are around. Last time I was in Burkina faso the people I was staying with bought me a pizza to pay me back for fixing their stove and they got it from this place. But it was just sausage, no shiitulu on it. I've had the caterpillars many times otherwise and they taste ok. Sort of like dirt, but not unpleasant. Also they smell horrible when you cook them.
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This thread is more depressing than a dumpster full of dead animals.
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poo poo Cthulhu pizza is where it’s at
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Outrail posted:This thread is more depressing than a dumpster full of dead animals. please, we havent even posted that pizza yet
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Outrail posted:This thread is more depressing than a dumpster full of dead animals. Don't you talk about my special sauce like that! It's completely organic you know.
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The local dump had a container full of dead animals sitting around at one point and even though I was there three days after the fact the smell was absolutely overpowering. It's the dump in the middle of summer so it didn't smell fantastic to begin with but this was like, the smell of knowing nothing will ever really be okay again bad. I felt so bad for the guys working there.
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South America really does seem to have a stranglehold on godawful dogshit pizza. I decided to see what Africa might have in store, and nothing really quite as bad. A lot looked perfectly fine! Cameroon needs work, though:    But Egypt holds something truly special, Caruso's American Cafe, where they have mastered American cuisine by combining it all into one pizzaburger greasebomb. The promise:  The delivery:    Yeah, doesn't compare to underbaked pizza that looks like someone jizzed on, more of a gluttonous Man vs Food eating contest kind of disgust.
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When I was exploring africa, I found much the same thing. Pizza-burgers are the default, also the decorative olives.
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drat now I want that platter with the thick crust pepperoni, sitting majestically on top of ~six grilled salad cheese steaks  Africa has come a long way indeed.
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Do They Know It's Deepdishmas?
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Lol ive eaten here (Chitoumou is big ol caterpillars) Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Oct 24, 2020 |
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Well this is a great thread. Here's something I unearthed. Winning criteria: "Worst pizza in Johannesburg." 
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Invisible Clergy posted:Well this is a great thread. Here's something I unearthed. Winning criteria: "Worst pizza in Johannesburg." Game of the day: South African pizza or bunny chow run over by a bakkie?
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Somehow I read the tuna and sweet corn pizza as tuna and candy corn. That seemed like it was pushing it a bit, so I'm glad it wasn't real.
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I will eat all of these pizzas!! I always like the presentation of these charts, the hot dog one in particular- they make no pretentions about what disgusting hot piles of food these things actually look like irl, and your brain is forced to reconcile that it would indeed be delicious to eat.
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encountered a boba pizza in the flesh (dough?) today the white cubes are marshmallows and yep they are using regular salty pizza cheese on this. i tried it for the sake of this thread and managed two (2) entire bites
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ultrafilter posted:Are those olives? https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/what-is-boba-bubble-tea-tapioca-balls
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At first I thought this was some sort of a blueberry cheesecake.
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By popular demand posted:At first I thought this was some sort of a blueberry cheesecake. I mean, in a sense, it is.
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The idea of “double dough” pizza is disgusting to me. Why of all ingredients is dough the thing you want more of?
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Let me blow your mind by telling you that there is food thats ONLY dough and people actually eat it. It's called bread or something idk.
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Son of Rodney posted:Let me blow your mind by telling you that there is food thats ONLY dough and people actually eat it. It's called bread or something idk. ban this disgusting filth
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Associate Christ
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Son of Rodney posted:Let me blow your mind by telling you that there is food thats ONLY dough and people actually eat it. It's called bread or something idk. Dear god. like eat it without even a little cheese and tomato paste... the hell. Some people are animals. 
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