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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

it's just a quick two-year Tokyo Drift and then Biden predictably croaks and we get Kamala at the wheel for at least six more.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

why is horny so popular right before the election
This might be the horniest election we’ve ever seen.

Especially if the piss tape gets involved.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

it's just a quick two-year Tokyo Drift and then Biden predictably croaks and we get Kamala at the wheel for at least six more.

And to troll everyone it's VP Bernie

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samurai Sanders posted:

This might be the horniest election we’ve ever seen.

Especially if the piss tape gets involved.

putin should at least drop it when trump is out of office and no use any more lol

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Samurai Sanders posted:

This might be the horniest election we’ve ever seen.

Especially if the piss tape gets involved.

Nailin Palin is a high bar to clear

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I’m still trying to imagine all the things that could show up on November 1st which would make everything before that look like it was a normal election. The piss tape as one of them I suppose.

Samurai Sanders has issued a correction as of 09:07 on Oct 22, 2020

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
piss tape is just birth certificate for liberals

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


throw to first drat IT posted:

piss tape is just birth certificate for liberals

The tape actually exists, though

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

throw to first drat IT posted:

piss tape is just birth certificate for liberals

Donald Hussein Superallah TRUMP

Muslim? As all hell

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

I miss David Dees so much what the hell is this

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Aidan_702 posted:

I miss David Dees so much what the hell is this

they stole it from me

and i stole it from a ben garrison facebook group

someone posted it in there. it's probably by them. they said it was "satire"

edit: name of the group is "it LOOKS like a ben garrison painting but there aren't enough LABELS"

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

dex_sda posted:

The tape actually exists, though

So does the birth certificate, it says "captivatingly Kenyan" on it

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MajesticHiddenKoodoo-mobile.mp4

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Filthy scavengers

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


votese.cx

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

GoutPatrol posted:

So does the birth certificate, it says "captivatingly Kenyan" on it

I will never not laugh at "B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein SuperAllah Obama"

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Lobok posted:

votese.cx

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Wakka Flakka Baracka

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

super macho dude posted:

Filthy scavengers

:911:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Arrested Development Narrator: The truck was full of oil.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

super macho dude posted:

Filthy scavengers

scavengers are just environmentally conscious, it's nature's way of recycling

don't survival shame

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.


"Yeah y'know I just came over to see if you guys maybe knew what happened to ALL MY FRICKIN' SURPLUS VALUE?!"

*Shake pathetically tries to shield the pile of surplus value from Carl's view*

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I will never not laugh at "B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein SuperAllah Obama"

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/1319281640493907975

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



someone with a 197 iq!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1319214092452769792

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I'm angry at the hacker for not doing more with this but I'm disappointed in myself for not realizing that Trump is a wetbrained grandpa and doing it myself.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Watching other governments succeed while ours continue to poo poo the bed is just depressing.

Grats Wales, tho.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I'm angry at the hacker for not doing more with this but I'm disappointed in myself for not realizing that Trump is a wetbrained grandpa and doing it myself.

really disappointed in myself for not having this 'ah-hah' moment sitting around getting stoned watching spaceballs

THS
Sep 15, 2017

if you actually posted on his account after guessing the password youd probably quickly find yourself with a bag over your head on a plane to the bad part of cuba

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


How the hell is Guantanamo Bay a thing, incidentally? Why the hell does Cuba host a US torture facility?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

THS posted:

if you actually posted on his account after guessing the password youd probably quickly find yourself with a bag over your head on a plane to the bad part of cuba

What would bother me is that I wouldn't be able to workshop my post beforehand and the guards at Gitmo will torture me by reading me the much better posts that others write afterwards.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

THS posted:

if you actually posted on his account after guessing the password youd probably quickly find yourself with a bag over your head on a plane to the bad part of cuba

you'd only need to post once

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Zeroisanumber posted:

What would bother me is that I wouldn't be able to workshop my post beforehand and the guards at Gitmo will torture me by reading me the much better posts that others write afterwards.

you could try workshopping it here and get told to gently caress off and stop lying on the internet

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Mr. Lobe posted:

How the hell is Guantanamo Bay a thing, incidentally? Why the hell does Cuba host a US torture facility?

grandfathered-in imperialism

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mr. Lobe posted:

How the hell is Guantanamo Bay a thing, incidentally? Why the hell does Cuba host a US torture facility?

We made them sign a ridiculously long lease a while back and they aren't strong enough to push us out.

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chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Mr. Lobe posted:

How the hell is Guantanamo Bay a thing, incidentally? Why the hell does Cuba host a US torture facility?

IIRC, Spanish-American war and we just kept it, like we do a lotta ports for strategic purposes. I'm sure Cuba would like it back but y'know, the US military exists.

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