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Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

https://twitter.com/MSFT__Incel/status/1318979059167186953

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mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
https://twitter.com/mugrimm/status/1318993406740340742

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
it'd be cool if cohen had the balls to follow the pizza trail and film it but i guess he values his life

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
it honestly shows what fame whores politicians are. they’ll never turn down a chance to be in the movies.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
And here I thought "Who is America?" got cancelled for pissing off Sarah Palin. :stare:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Jizzlane's 2016 deposition is being released in 5 hours.

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Jizzlane's 2016 deposition is being released in 5 hours.

October surprise indeed

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Jizzlane's 2016 deposition is being released in 5 hours.
"i can't believe jizzmax committed suicide with a self-inflicted five-point-exploding-heart punch"

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
EPSTEIN BRAIN

LISA NEEDS NEW BRACES!

EPSTEIN BRAIN

LISA NEEDS NEW BRACES!

EPSTEIN BRAIN

LISA NEEDS NEW BRACES!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

"i can't believe jizzmax committed suicide with a self-inflicted five-point-exploding-heart punch"

Honestly more believable than "Epstein knelt really hard to apply enough pressure to whichever vertibra to kill himself."

nut
Jul 30, 2019

has that maxwellhill reddit account posted since the indictment?

Regulus74
Jul 26, 2007
Link to the deposition for any inquiring minds:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/7274479-Maxwell-Deposition-2016.html

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

nut posted:

has that maxwellhill reddit account posted since the indictment?

nope

https://www.reddit.com/user/maxwellhill

last post 3 months ago

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

good god its 465 pages. hopin for an epic summary :D i got important staring at my steam list poo poo to do :dukedoge:

nut
Jul 30, 2019


big hmms

eshock
Sep 2, 2004

Some of the redactions are really easy to figure out with the index in the back. It's alphabetical, so let's take a look where "Alan" and "Dershowitz" would go, if he were discussed:





The text at page 211, line 15 (one of the places where those two redactions occur together):

13 A. I'm saying what's an obvious lie
14 and I think we can all agree, you just had
15 the case tossed out by [REDACTED] [REDACTED] . He
16 just got removed from the case because you
17 put him in a case that he wasn't supposed to
18 be in so what was said about him is not true.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

eshock posted:

Some of the redactions are really easy to figure out with the index in the back. It's alphabetical, so let's take a look where "Alan" and "Dershowitz" would go, if he were discussed:





The text at page 211, line 15 (one of the places where those two redactions occur together):

13 A. I'm saying what's an obvious lie
14 and I think we can all agree, you just had
15 the case tossed out by [REDACTED] [REDACTED] . He
16 just got removed from the case because you
17 put him in a case that he wasn't supposed to
18 be in so what was said about him is not true.

was literally just about to post this with Kevin Spacey as an example



eshock
Sep 2, 2004

nut posted:

was literally just about to post this with Kevin Spacey as an example





Wonder who this could be

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

any more tasty jizzlane deposition poo poo?

nut
Jul 30, 2019

eshock posted:

Wonder who this could be



lmao

nut
Jul 30, 2019



:thunk:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

eshock posted:

Wonder who this could be


It depends on what your definition of "this" is.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





gradenko_2000 posted:

Jeffrey Epstein

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

nut posted:

was literally just about to post this with Kevin Spacey as an example





Keir Sparmer??? :monocle:

gradenko_2000 has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Oct 22, 2020

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

gradenko_2000 posted:

Keir Sparmer??? :monocle:

FREE GRADENKO_2000, COWARDS!

nut
Jul 30, 2019

I was kinda hoping that cross referencing the pages for first and last names might yield new fun, because p much everything else is obvious (jean-luc brunel, chris tucker, les wexner etc)

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
500 pages of infuriating "i don't recall" gishgalloping, who cares? If you really hate rich pedophiles and aren't just here for the cope/lols, stop talking and get to work.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

nut posted:

I was kinda hoping that cross referencing the pages for first and last names might yield new fun, because p much everything else is obvious (jean-luc brunel, chris tucker, les wexner etc)

Then it wouldn't be a limited hangout and we simply can't have that.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

i mean the ones probably worth knowing have the page references barred too

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

lmao that's such a cheap trick

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

nut posted:

i mean the ones probably worth knowing have the page references barred too



vhhhhhhh vibrator

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Spergin Morlock posted:

vhhhhhhh vibrator

vhhh is the line 16 blank in this paragraph of madlibs



e: whatever the thing is after it starts with a ca?

nut has issued a correction as of 17:17 on Oct 22, 2020

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
wonder how long its gonna take before someone unredacts the whole thing

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nut posted:

i mean the ones probably worth knowing have the page references barred too


Drawing a blank on this one...

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Michael Vick :(

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

gradenko_2000 posted:

Michael Vick :(

:chanpop: Our faves!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
vertical something? vertigo? who knows what or why

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
:vick:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

finally details on jeffs vestigial tail

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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