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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

How is he supposed to learn by not playing?

How did Aaron Rodgers do it?

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

How did Aaron Rodgers do it?

By spending 3 years unfucking his Tedford mechanics

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Why can't you just have your rookie qb come into the league on a team with a dominating run game, good receiver group, and top 10 all time defense. Worked for the Seahawks :shrug:

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Russ was held back by that teams ESTABLISH THE RUN philosophy tho

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Don't blaspheme!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Stefanski is ready to establish the poo poo out of the run for a qb t that doesn't panic

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1319014396354613249?s=20
Views:
Jets really vying for that #1 pick in the draft.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



SKULL.GIF posted:

It's fascinating how rapidly Brown's and Bell's careers dropped off after leaving Pittsburgh.

The saga of B&B vs the Saga of Gase and Headcase.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Android Apocalypse posted:

News:
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1319014396354613249?s=20
Views:
Jets really vying for that #1 pick in the draft.

Was he competent and what did he cost? Dear God the Browns need linebackers worth a poo poo. Need to know how annoyed i should be with baseball man and his puppet.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

a neat cape posted:

By spending 3 years unfucking his Tedford mechanics

Yeah Rodgers is the only example I 100% believe needed to sit.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Bell is obviously lying considering he just left a team with Joe Flacco.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

a neat cape posted:

By spending 3 years unfucking his Tedford mechanics

How dare you attack the mastermind behind Nate Longshore and Joe Ayoob! He's a quarterback whisperer, okay?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Mega64 posted:

Bell is obviously lying considering he just left a team with Joe Flacco.

Completely unrelated but your av is :krad: . All hail our new forum overlords!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

That's cool. If I wasn't banned from Twitter, I'd clap back that maybe we'll see him in the playoffs, but probably not since he'll pull his groin or hamstring in week 15 anyway

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



drat man that would have owned him so hard.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The epic dlink clap back

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
I dunno the pressure waves emitted at his knee level by a dlink clapback might well make that injury prediction come true

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Yeah, you're probably right. he made like $250k per carry with J-E-T-S, so why would he care

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mega64 posted:

Bell is obviously lying considering he just left a team with Joe Flacco.

Ty

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Dlink smugly thinking about the playoffs as he purposely never updated his steeler spreadsheet for 10 years

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lol

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1319290784475086853

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vikings are tanking.

Falling for Fields?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Didn't the Vikings give him a fat contract as part of the trade

Lmao

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
loving hell Ravens.

They'll get a comp 3rd for him as well, one assumes, so pretty much a no lose move for them.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Didn't the Vikings give him a fat contract as part of the trade

Lmao

One year, $12 million. Not a mess since they decided to go tank mode on the year and essentially bought a third rounder

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Didn't the Vikings give him a fat contract as part of the trade

Lmao

He's on a 1 year 12 million dollar deal with an 8 million signing bonus. So the Vikings eat 8 million and the Ravens only have to give him whatever remains of the 4 million in base salary.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Yes please

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmao at the Vikings

YOU VIKE THAT?!?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


So the Vikings are quitting on the season. Are they also quitting on Cousins?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


"get most back" except there's going to be a very big difference between a Vikings 2 and a Ravens 3

Anyway this owns

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Best thing the Vikings could’ve done. Excited to watch Clemson games now

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

SKULL.GIF posted:

So the Vikings are quitting on the season. Are they also quitting on Cousins?

Trade Cousins for Fitzpatrick

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

DariusLikewise posted:

Trade Cousins for Fitzpatrick

Trade Cousins to CLE

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
Schefter is so very wrong, not even close to getting most back

1. Vikings had to pay him some amount
2. Difference between a Vikings second and a Ravens third will be almost two full rounds
3. Whoever lets him walk will get a comp pick

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/RavensSalaryCap/status/1319295510222495747

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

How are the seahawks not doing this trade

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


opposable thumbs.db posted:

Schefter is so very wrong, not even close to getting most back

1. Vikings had to pay him some amount
2. Difference between a Vikings second and a Ravens third will be almost two full rounds
3. Whoever lets him walk will get a comp pick

Still way more than the nothing they would've gotten after Ngakoue leaves after a season that went into the tank.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The poor Vikings are stuck with Cousins for one more season. His cap number is $31m next year and $41m if they cut him. They're also a projected $8m over the cap for next season.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Alas, poor Yannick.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

EmbryoSteve posted:

How are the seahawks not doing this trade

Jfc I know. Beginning to wonder if they really believe they don't need D line help. :psyduck:

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