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1) Traveled hundreds of miles only to get shut down
2) Slept in filth
3) Desperately in need of a manicure
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Oct 23, 2020 04:14
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 5, 2024 05:28
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- Prof. Crocodile
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chad van helsing vs the virgin nosferatu
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Oct 23, 2020 04:22
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- Joey McChrist
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chad van helsing vs the virgin nosferatu
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Oct 23, 2020 04:29
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- Joey McChrist
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i vant to suck
and post a video on youtube from the cab of my pickup
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Oct 23, 2020 04:30
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- FutonForensic
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he was a creature cloaked in darkness, save for the ghastly flickering of the monitor showing the r/braincels subreddit
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Oct 23, 2020 05:00
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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*Nosferatu scrawling into an ancient cob-webbed tome using blood as ink*
"She's not an HB 10 but at the very least she is a virgin."
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Oct 23, 2020 05:11
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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nosferatu, more like nose fart at you
crimes
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Oct 23, 2020 05:17
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- nut
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*Nosferatu scrawling into an ancient cob-webbed tome using blood as ink*
"She's not an HB 10 but at the very least she is a virgin."
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Oct 23, 2020 12:58
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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damsel in distress: "oh is me being a virgin necessary for your dark ritual!?!!??"
nosferatu: *slightly embarrassed*"uh... yes.... yes that's it..."
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Oct 23, 2020 13:28
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- google THIS
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Raiding the makeup section of the Halloween store for more red pills
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Oct 23, 2020 13:32
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- FutonForensic
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damsel in distress: "oh is me being a virgin necessary for your dark ritual!?!!??"
nosferatu: *slightly embarrassed*"uh... yes.... yes that's it..."
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Oct 23, 2020 16:11
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- Khanstant
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no! s'fart you
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Oct 23, 2020 17:50
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- FutonForensic
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Etabilec, Son of Dracula
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Oct 23, 2020 20:19
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- nut
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Oct 23, 2020 21:26
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- google THIS
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Oct 23, 2020 21:26
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- Joey McChrist
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lmfao
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Oct 23, 2020 21:36
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Oct 23, 2020 21:45
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- xcheopis
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lol
Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack
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Oct 23, 2020 23:03
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- Joey McChrist
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*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*
nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"
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Oct 24, 2020 01:39
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*
nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"
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Oct 24, 2020 03:52
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- Finger Prince
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*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*
nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"
Look at that, she practically throws her neck at his teeth, the whore. Vlad Dracula, more like Chad Dracula. It isn't fair. My fangs are just as sharp as his.
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Oct 24, 2020 03:58
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- google THIS
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Look at that, she practically throws her neck at his teeth, the whore. Vlad Dracula, more like Chad Dracula. It isn't fair. My fangs are just as sharp as his.
The rumor that vampires have mind control powers was started by incel vampires who assume there's no other way to get so many women.
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Oct 25, 2020 20:08
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- CUM IMMEDIATELY
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nosferatu fbi interview explaining why the green frog is wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. swaeting, he excuses himself to piss opens twitter instead. "@LoliBeheader: blackpilled again........"
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Oct 25, 2020 20:49
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- Jinh
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thanks so much cda <3
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Oct 25, 2020 20:59
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- Joey McChrist
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*nosferatu being staked by chad van helsing* YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME THIS TIME!
*nosferatu unable to cross a river* only sexhavers bathe themselves. i prefer my natural musk *voice gets higher pitched as he transforms into a tiny manlet bat*
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Oct 25, 2020 21:58
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- Riotgrrill
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Oct 26, 2020 03:44
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- treasure bear
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Oct 26, 2020 05:05
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- vanisher
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Oct 26, 2020 15:21
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- Jinh
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I'm so glad we watched that movie Saturday so I have context
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Oct 26, 2020 15:32
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- City of Glompton
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 26, 2020 15:49
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 5, 2024 05:28
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Oct 27, 2020 16:27
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