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I had 7 dollars, I bought a 40 and a copy of dude shootem
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Oct 22, 2020 03:15
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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doing lots of beer belches. can't wait 4 bed farts with the dog
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Oct 22, 2020 03:26
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I had 7 dollars, I bought a 40 and a copy of dude shootem
i'm here to drink malt liquor and play dude shootem. and i'm all out of malt liquor.
well, i'm almost out of malt liquor.
but its that bottom part of the forty that's kind of warm and foamy with backwash so it might take me a while to finish it.
or maybe i'll just pour it out. why the hell did i buy olde english anyway? i'm a grown man with a family and mortgage for god's sake.
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Oct 22, 2020 03:30
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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th' tail end of a 40. Lordy
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Oct 22, 2020 03:33
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- The_Rob
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the ladies have their own thread now and it's kicking our rear end. somebody say a bunch of dope dude to poo poo I got nothin rn
part of being a cool dude is letting the ladies have a good time. we’re just over here being cool dudes.
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Oct 22, 2020 03:35
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- Areola Grande
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heh yeah I'm cold like a cuke. don't even trip fellas
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Oct 22, 2020 03:37
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- Dreadite
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down at skinny mcginnies in lower main. wearing some courderoys and havin a coors banquet, shoutin about a specific billiards mishap
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Oct 22, 2020 04:27
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- The Voice of Labor
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playing dr. dude to affirm my dudehood while downplaying the overpowering amount of vanilla in my vanilla porter
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Oct 22, 2020 04:32
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- The Voice of Labor
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utilizing a brood of offspring, products of my semen, as weights, thus providing a source of play and entertainment for the children and a dudely amount of weight for my workout.
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Oct 22, 2020 04:36
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- The_Rob
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down at skinny mcginnies in lower main. wearing some courderoys and havin a coors banquet, shoutin about a specific billiards mishap
I just sent away for a Marlboro red jacket and found a coors banquet hat. fellas we’re going bowling.
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Oct 22, 2020 04:55
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 22, 2020 05:00
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- Christoph
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Went to the park after lunch and shared my pizza bones with the beaked dudes
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Oct 22, 2020 06:13
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- Gluten Free Dad
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last night I dreamt about lifting weights to famous Heavy Metal band Creed and now I am lifting to famous Heavy Metal band Creed
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Oct 22, 2020 10:37
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- Wilmott Snipes
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It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?
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Fat is stronger than muscle I scream as I pound down two double cheeseburgers.
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Oct 22, 2020 17:11
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- Finger Prince
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lol whaddup guys, repressed any feeleings today? I sure haven't 'cause I've never had any hahahahaha
Well I feel I've got this crushing depression pretty well buttoned up behind a front of mute stoicism, but I sometimes wonder if anyone will see the coded cry for help in my pat response of "livin' the dream" when asked how I'm doing.
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Oct 22, 2020 17:28
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- Gluten Free Dad
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Well I feel I've got this crushing depression pretty well buttoned up behind a front of mute stoicism, but I sometimes wonder if anyone will see the coded cry for help in my pat response of "livin' the dream" when asked how I'm doing.
that's sissy talk. blow your brains out in your la-z boy with an empty bottle of jim beam in your lap without leaving a note like a real man.
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Oct 22, 2020 17:33
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- Macnult
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pit viper shades to hide the tears
shorter rests between sets to avoid my thoughts
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Oct 22, 2020 17:38
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- The_Rob
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I don’t think some of you dudes get what it is to be a cool dude. we ain’t toxic here we’re just chillin and watching movies.
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Oct 22, 2020 18:03
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- Macnult
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I don’t think some of you dudes get what it is to be a cool dude. we ain’t toxic here we’re just chillin and watching movies.
it’s fun to “yes, and” but you do gotta be careful with dark humor. check on your dudes, hand ‘em a brew, tell ‘em it’s all good
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Oct 22, 2020 18:14
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- Khanstant
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last night i did some rad migraine vomits outside, i must've gotten three or four feet of air
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Oct 22, 2020 18:21
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Went to the park after lunch and shared my pizza bones with the beaked dudes
a dude with beak is a dude... um... indeed?
sorry, not into all that poetry stuff right now. just havin some brews with my dudes on the stoop and talking about memorable sports bloopers. 'bam, right in the nuts!'
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Oct 22, 2020 18:40
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I'm nodding once, with a fixed expression on my face
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Oct 22, 2020 21:59
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- The_Rob
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not sure if i'm a dude but i've def worked out some personal struggles chopping firewood, or fishing. hell i'm just tryin' my best.
we’re all dudes in the dudes thread
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Oct 23, 2020 01:01
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- The Voice of Labor
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dude spelled backwards is edud which is hey dude
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Oct 23, 2020 02:36
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- Prof. Crocodile
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dude spelled backwards is edud which is hey dude
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Oct 23, 2020 03:41
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- Dreadite
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we’re all dudes in the dudes thread
hes a dude, shes a dude, etc
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Oct 23, 2020 03:55
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- The_Rob
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I bought some bone marrow today that I’m gonna cook and I’m baking a loaf of bread so I can have bread to put the marrow on. dude stuff
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Oct 23, 2020 23:37
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- The_Rob
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I also got a couple steaks I’m making for dinner.
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Oct 23, 2020 23:40
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- Gluten Free Dad
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started the day with a steaming beer poo poo. then I drank a coffee while i stripped a deer carcass down and me and my family feasted on medium rare venison. there was buckshot in my steak but you bet your goddamn rear end i chewed it and gulped it down like the manly dude that i am. lost a tooth but that's the cost of being a burly hairy man.
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Oct 24, 2020 17:01
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- Gluten Free Dad
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lmao @ everything but specifically this sentence
i did it in my marital bed because toilets, much like bidets, are for women and sissies. and don't even get me started on 'Wiping"
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Oct 24, 2020 18:40
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