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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Anti-Food Porn: gamer grub

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Cartoon Man posted:

Anti-Food Porn: gamer grub; it's a McRib

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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That blue spotted egg is sending up all sorts of danger flares in my limbic system

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

yeah, that's the stuff.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Brawnfire posted:

That blue spotted egg is sending up all sorts of danger flares in my limbic system

It's the purple ends of the bacon that are doing it to me. Like, I can pretend the eggs are some Dr Seuss poo poo. The purple bacon just looks like something from the Mold Dimension gained a foothold in our universe

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


:snoo:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Brawnfire posted:

That blue spotted egg is sending up all sorts of danger flares in my limbic system

If I were in the woods and saw anything on that plate growing on the side of a tree I'd just assume I was too close and had already inhaled a lethal dose of toxic spore

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


DoombatINC posted:

If I were in the woods and saw anything on that plate growing on the side of a tree I'd just assume I was too close and had already inhaled a lethal dose of toxic spore
I saw one the other week

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Phy posted:

It's the purple ends of the bacon that are doing it to me. Like, I can pretend the eggs are some Dr Seuss poo poo. The purple bacon just looks like something from the Mold Dimension gained a foothold in our universe

For some reason I'm cool with the bacon, I can still look at it and realize it's bacon. The eggs just freak me the hell out. They look like someone really, realllly hosed up the jello shots.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Scarodactyl posted:

I saw one the other week


treenis

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



"Simply cook & serve"

Uh, yeah? That's not some particular feature of this product, it's just how food works?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
no cutting or other actual prep

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tiggum posted:

"Simply cook & serve"

Uh, yeah? That's not some particular feature of this product, it's just how food works?


bob dobbs is dead posted:

no cutting or other actual prep

Bonus, it's not entirely food!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I used to eat so many Hungry Man dinners as a teen. They were addicting. I kinda miss the stuffed breadsticks

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


bob dobbs is dead posted:

no cutting or other actual prep

That’s bullshit, most of them ask you to cut a slit over the dessert and stir everything halfway through

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the comparison is to battering a whatever and actually frying it and mashing your own potatoes

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the comparison is to actual food

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tiggum posted:

"Simply cook & serve"

Uh, yeah? That's not some particular feature of this product, it's just how food works?

Cut out the middleman: just heat it up and flush it down the toilet

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tiggum posted:

"Simply cook & serve"

Uh, yeah? That's not some particular feature of this product, it's just how food works?

most food of that sort is pre cooked, it's a way of heading off any liability if the drooling hog who buys your product decides to just eat it frozen straight out the box. when they say "cook" they mean microwave it, it's most likely already edible. just more difficult to eat it if it's frozen solid.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


At first glance I thought someone murdered and dismembered their kid’s plush rainbow leopard. This is worse.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

MariusLecter posted:

Bonus, it's not entirely food!

Yeah, it's on a plate. Like most food.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Gonna make a painting.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Alligator chili with cajun spices sounds intriguing, just not in Hungry Man form.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Alligator is tasty. The tail meat is very porkish, if it weren't super expensive I'd eat it all the time.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I say again, New Orleans has the greatest food in the world.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I say again, New Orleans has the greatest food in the world.

hell yes

when I die bury me in gumbo, in etouffee

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MariusLecter posted:

Bonus, it's not entirely food!

Whenever I'm low enough to eat a frozen meal, I find the "dessert" to be the worst part of the whole thing.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I say again, New Orleans has the greatest food in the world.

Wouldn't say the world, but best in the US no question. New Orleans rules.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Iron Crowned posted:

Whenever I'm low enough to eat a frozen meal, I find the "dessert" to be the worst part of the whole thing.

"Lava cake!" (A pool of gritty chocolate batter in the corner with a stripe of mashed potatoes curling in it like the Spiral Jetty)

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Meh, it can be reseasoned

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Eh. Too conspicuously ignorant to be legit.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It's 100% bait for the people who think getting mad about cast iron pan cleaning methods is a personality.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

"Lava cake!" (A pool of gritty chocolate batter in the corner with a stripe of mashed potatoes curling in it like the Spiral Jetty)

Frozen food brands must be [pretending to be] upping their dessert game because all I ever remember is the brownie with corn lodged in the underside. Corn. Every single time.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Frozen food brands must be [pretending to be] upping their dessert game because all I ever remember is the brownie with corn lodged in the underside. Corn. Every single time.

Brownies or apple goo.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The General posted:

Brownies or apple goo.

Hey, those sodden oats represent the concept of a "crisp", the combination suggesting an "'apple' 'crisp'"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The cranapple desert doesn't even have the concept of crisp.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Hungry Man frozen dinner cooking instructions reference removing the brownie even on dinners which do not include a brownie. I feel this is false advertising and I should be paid.

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

What is the point of including a desert in a frozen meal? You've got popsicles and ice cream right there.

I feel like I should try more frozen foods, but it's really hard to know which will be better than others because microwaves confuse me. They're not really that inexpensive either.

I have gotten a taste for microwaveable soft pretzels, but I started to like them better frozen, because it's a treat to cool down with on a hot day that won't melt, and I like the way that they're not hard, but your teeth sink into it really slowly.

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