Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Obama, while in Florida, actually compared Trump to "Florida Man", my loving ballzzz

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1320119626265776130

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Mr Interweb posted:

gotta ask, what's the name of the song? it's kind of a banger...:shrug:

B52's Song for a Future Generation

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


I thought all donations to all political parties / individuals were suppose to be public anyways? Granted this is not how you go about doing it. :v: But your donation to a politician should be public no matter what.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Zero VGS posted:

Obama, while in Florida, actually compared Trump to "Florida Man", my loving ballzzz

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1320119626265776130

Biden during his campaign has threatened to punch someone, and told a woman who is also a military veteran, that she never served in the military and called her a dog. Granted his list of insults, and how offensive they are, is far fewer than Trumps, and it's not really his entire personality.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Mr Interweb posted:

gotta ask, what's the name of the song? it's kind of a banger...:shrug:

The B-52s are criminally underrated, especially their early stuff, a lot of which is on par with some of Talking Heads' early stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvCng7-za1Y

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Despite everything else, after watching the movie, I think Guiliani actually was tucking in his shirt in the weirdest old man way possible.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

Despite everything else, after watching the movie, I think Guiliani actually was tucking in his shirt in the weirdest old man way possible.

His hand goes pretty far down his pants. I feel like there is no other way to interpret that he is about to start masturbating to someone who he believes to be a 15 year old.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
of course he's not about to start masturbating. He needs to prime the pump, you know? A man at that age takes a second to get the juices flowin' even with a little help from the pills.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1320231953631621120

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Zero VGS posted:

Obama, while in Florida, actually compared Trump to "Florida Man", my loving ballzzz

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1320119626265776130

It feels very weird to hear people honking in approval to his speech. It's like Obama fell into a wormhole and woke up in the world of Cars.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Tip posted:

It feels very weird to hear people honking in approval to his speech. It's like Obama fell into a wormhole and woke up in the world of Cars.

Oh you know that exists on deviantart

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Methanar posted:

should i buy shadowlands.

i feel like poo poo and need a distraction

no.

buy Hades instead. It's GOTY. It may be Game of the Decade. I haven't seen anyone say a single bad thing about it. It's really, really good

pedrovay2003
Mar 17, 2013

Nothing says quality like a black eye and a moustache.
Fun Shoe

QuarkJets posted:

no.

buy Hades instead. It's GOTY. It may be Game of the Decade. I haven't seen anyone say a single bad thing about it. It's really, really good

This x1000.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I said come in! posted:

His hand goes pretty far down his pants. I feel like there is no other way to interpret that he is about to start masturbating to someone who he believes to be a 15 year old.

I mean, I want to believe, but she clearly pulls his shirt out when she's futzing with the mic. He's definitely pushing the shirt back in. If you want to interpret that as cover for him to grab his dick, then okay.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

I said come in! posted:

His hand goes pretty far down his pants. I feel like there is no other way to interpret that he is about to start masturbating to someone who he believes to be a 15 year old.

No, he believes her to be a Russian journalist. Her age doesn't come up until Borat runs in

He thought he was about to gently caress a girl that was like 22 (they drank Scotch together, remember). He literally wasn't about to literally masturbate to a literal 15 year old lol

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

FogHelmut posted:

I mean, I want to believe, but she clearly pulls his shirt out when she's futzing with the mic. He's definitely pushing the shirt back in. If you want to interpret that as cover for him to grab his dick, then okay.

No one lays down on the bed to tuck their shirt in like that.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

I said come in! posted:

No one lays down on the bed to tuck their shirt in like that.

George Costanza does.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Let me just say I love the concept and idea of this unseen nebulous idea called Florida Man, similar to the Boogey Man but just Florida-ized

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Zugzwang posted:

lol

We're turning a corner, the pandemic is going away soon, it's no big deal

The pandemic is turning a corner alright, then going a few doors down the hall to the Vice Presidents office! :dadjoke:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Look. Eventually the virus will go away. Once we're all dead.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Methanar posted:

should i buy shadowlands.

i feel like poo poo and need a distraction

Sniper Elite 4, a game with Mortal Kombat style X-Ray vision in which you can destroy Nazi testicles (including Hitler's), is on sale on Steam, friend.

https://youtu.be/VvYnqOD6pRE

Castor Poe fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Oct 25, 2020

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Methanar posted:

should i buy shadowlands.

i feel like poo poo and need a distraction

Just play Genshin Impact like everyone else is doing.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


The Last Call posted:

The thing that bothers me is even if Biden wins and tries to work with them the Republicans will just jerk him and everything around as much as they can ala Obama's second term. Even then on things Biden should do like pack the courts he might not in that bid to work with rather than against and of course the Republicans will Republican.

The Democrats never go all in when they should.

I hope Biden learned his lesson in the Obama administration. I like Obama but he tried too hard for an idealistic bipartisan approach. Biden will hopefully also have the advantage of his party controlling both houses of Congress.

Nocheez posted:

I want them to pack the supreme court. Add 6 justices, IDGAF.

Downside is this keeps happening.

I hope they look to the future and we decide to restructure the court a bit. In the past appointments were not as political and it was never this big of a problem. Amend the constitution and have each President nominate one person to the court in each term selected before the middle of the term and taking their seat at the same time Congress shifts in the midterms. The Senate can keep their advice and consent but if they reject three candidates the President can pick any one of them and they are in. If you are dealing with a jackass senate you nominate one person and if they reject them on spurious grounds you put two people they hate even more up next. Each justice serves for 36 years. Each justice has a list of people to take over if they die or retire and can alter it if needed. The current justices are in for 36 years from the passage of the amendment so the court will bulk up for a few years as new justices are sworn in. Eventually attrition and the 36 years being up will bring it back to 9. It prevents idiocy like justices trying to survive until the next president they favor shows up and means one president will not end up nominating 2 or 3 justices in one term and others appoint no one.

It is fair. It gives Biden the ability to appoint a judge to the court and hopefully he or whoever is elected in 2024 will be a Democrat and appoint another. Balance will quickly creep up again and eventually the balance will be decided by who wins the Presidency instead of actuary tables.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

LabyaMynora posted:

https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1320065585141534720?s=20

Might poo poo actually happen on the filibuster?

The whole point of the Senate's archaic rules is that it's supposed to be a chummier body where senators from opposing sides socialize and hash things out. The Republicans have destroyed this, so why keep the rules that allowed Strom Thurmond to fight off Civil Rights legislation?

Of course, the other problem with the filibuster is that what we've had for as long as I can remember is a "friendly filibuster," where a senator, in most cases, need only threaten to filibuster, and it had the force of the filibuster. Force those fuckers to actually stand there with a piss bucket and filibuster! Let's get some C-Span footage of fuckheads like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul relieving themselves in a bucket. If the GOP senators want to drag it out for as many days as they have members, let them! Let's get 30 days straight of GOP'ers standing and talking for 24 hours at a time, pissing in buckets!

Trump would love it. :pisstape:

Agreed. The irony is it is easier to change the rules on how you create legislation than it is to pass legislation.

LabyaMynora posted:

I seem to remember someone once saying they were "irredeemable," who was that again? :thunk:

They are just deplorables.

Mr. Fix It posted:

if the democrats aren't complete idiots, they'll admit puerto rico into the union and grant dc statehood.

This is surprisingly easy. The usual procedure is to pass an enabling act to tell the people of the territory they are being considered and to get their poo poo together and write a constitution. Then they submit and Congress votes on it.

I also thing Guam and the Northern Marianas should combine and be a state. American Samoa can be its own state. Virgin islands combined with Puerto Rico to be a state? It is something of a national scandal that we have lots of US citizens who cannot participate in Congress (except with representatives that only have a vote in committee but not on the floor) and have no say in the Presidential election.

American Samoa has a lot more independence and may not want it but they also have the highest military recruiting stats of anywhere in the US. Then again they have enough self-governance to maybe not want to be a state. I don't know.


Sorry, being a political nerd. Have some fun:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320229868370644993

I am Donald Trump and I endorse Rick Gates.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Castor Poe posted:

Sniper Elite 4, a game with Mortal Kombat style X-Ray vision in which you can destroy Nazi testicles (including Hitler's), is on sale on Steam, friend.

https://youtu.be/VvYnqOD6pRE

fukkn sold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4XSwqNCDnc

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/RuralUSA2020/status/1320091854990417922

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/ArcuriPolasek/status/1320195672893784064

https://twitter.com/vanallenmark/status/1320094336747384835

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Castor Poe posted:

Sniper Elite 4, a game with Mortal Kombat style X-Ray vision in which you can destroy Nazi testicles (including Hitler's), is on sale on Steam, friend.

https://youtu.be/VvYnqOD6pRE

I'm not even the quoted poster you were responding to or looking for a new game to play and yeah I'm sold.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

:vince:

frogge posted:

I'm not even the quoted poster you were responding to or looking for a new game to play and yeah I'm sold.

:hfive:

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

LabyaMynora posted:

https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1320065585141534720?s=20

Might poo poo actually happen on the filibuster?

The whole point of the Senate's archaic rules is that it's supposed to be a chummier body where senators from opposing sides socialize and hash things out. The Republicans have destroyed this, so why keep the rules that allowed Strom Thurmond to fight off Civil Rights legislation?

Of course, the other problem with the filibuster is that what we've had for as long as I can remember is a "friendly filibuster," where a senator, in most cases, need only threaten to filibuster, and it had the force of the filibuster. Force those fuckers to actually stand there with a piss bucket and filibuster! Let's get some C-Span footage of fuckheads like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul relieving themselves in a bucket. If the GOP senators want to drag it out for as many days as they have members, let them! Let's get 30 days straight of GOP'ers standing and talking for 24 hours at a time, pissing in buckets!

Trump would love it. :pisstape:

Spoiler alert Republicans are shameless and already did this
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/25/ted-cruz-marathon-speech-obamacare

Ted Cruz then got reelected in 2018, great job Texas

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/Martymoonman/status/1319387381041033216

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1320211058028470272?s=20

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Frank Frank posted:

Rudy is now a Kingdom Hearts character. This is canon.

Sora! Donald! ... Rudy?

The Glumslinger posted:

Thats my opinion 100%, turn the filibuster back into the thing that could stop a vote as long as you stayed up there to argue. Let them say their bullshit, read a dictionary, whatever, and then loving vote

ya

if you can back up your poo poo even a little bit, I can humor the filibuster. As it exists now, the only good thing about the filibuster is Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and that wasn't even an accurate representation of the tactic.

but ted cruz will forever be a chump

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Xenocides posted:


Sorry, being a political nerd. Have some fun:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320229868370644993

I am Donald Trump and I endorse Rick Gates.


That's quite a circle jerk going there.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


FogHelmut posted:

Despite everything else, after watching the movie, I think Guiliani actually was tucking in his shirt in the weirdest old man way possible.

His hands were down there for too long and too deep for it to be just a tuck, and didn't come out until Cohen burst in the room, at which point he yelped guiltily like a teenager caugh jerking off.

I think if Cohen had waited a few more second we would've seen something nobody wants to see, but it's good he stopped it when he did, for Bakalova's sake.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

lol remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6z1BR2sWH0

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Taeke posted:

if Cohen had waited a few more second
it would have had to been leaked to the media instead of making it into the movie

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol Boris Johnson is waiting for the election hoping that trump wins do he can sell the UK to the us otherwise he'll have to do a trade deal with the eu first

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
KEEP LOLLIN LOLLIN LOLLIN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HrgqveFXZs&t=33s

Shoefish
Sep 29, 2005
captain haggis mcnipplesworthy

This is an excellent lol.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Jose posted:

Lol Boris Johnson is waiting for the election hoping that trump wins do he can sell the UK to the us otherwise he'll have to do a trade deal with the eu first

The thing is, is doesn't even make sense internally.

A trade deal with the US would take years, and would be terrible for us because we'd have gently caress all leverage.

But even if we did, America is still on the other side of the Atlantic. Europe is and will remain our biggest trading partner by sheer geography. We absolutely must make a deal with them.

I know, I get it. Boris is a trump-lite narcissist who thinks he can bluster his way out of trouble.

But this! Surely reality must sometimes peel around the edges and wave for his attention. It's crazy.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply