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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



With the 6th pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Chicago Bears select...

*Goodell looks at card*

Tell Mike Martz I said gently caress him!

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ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
At least we'd get more smokin jay memes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the chicago bears attempt to draft a drawing of a middle finger

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
well it looks like coach cutler's strategy of not holding practices has paid off, bears get their first win of the season against the jets

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

R.D. Mangles posted:

here is a cursed thought that i just had that i want all of you to ruminate on for the next several days: chicago bears general manager jay "jay" cutler

The Bears trade Kalil Mack away for a 2nd, a 5rd, and three guys who can keg stand on the top of moving truck

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Coach Cutler's team allowed to smoke on field as there is no rule explicitly forbidding it.

A throwback to this gem.

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/894613156286345217?s=20

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Jay, stop trying to sub in your chickens.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Future Bears player spotted.

https://twitter.com/AtTheRoost/status/1320142414296895488?s=20

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

It's funny because jay cutler likes to sit around and smoke cigs

he truly doesn't care about anything

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


GNU Order posted:

It's funny because jay cutler likes to sit around and smoke cigs

he truly doesn't care about anything

please don't take away my only joke, these are uncertain times

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
<——————-

Nothing but love.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I watched an interview with Jay Cutler on YouTube recently and he basically didn't watch or care about NFL football and was all about college football growing up (pretty common in parts of Indiana for... reasons :confused:)

Also, he never heard of Vanderbilt when they called him.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
I love Jay Cutler and I miss him every day

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

LabyaMynora posted:

I watched an interview with Jay Cutler on YouTube recently and he basically didn't watch or care about NFL football and was all about college football growing up (pretty common in parts of Indiana for... reasons :confused:)

Also, he never heard of Vanderbilt when they called him.

People who only watch college ball are so weird

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I watch a lot if college football, because of I only watched the Lions i’d develop a chronic stomach ulcer.

And also because Darth Vader voices Michigan hype videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqoJmSF235E

Gonz fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Oct 25, 2020

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



LabyaMynora posted:

I watched an interview with Jay Cutler on YouTube recently and he basically didn't watch or care about NFL football and was all about college football growing up (pretty common in parts of Indiana for... reasons :confused:)

Also, he never heard of Vanderbilt when they called him.

I'm pretty sure that the Colts were still in Baltimore for the majority of Cutty's formative years, and Notre Dame was a powerhouse.

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



And, rooting for fighting Irish is very on brand

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




It’s not just Notre Dame, people who never went to college and live in small towns pretty far from Bloomington are insane about IU basketball.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

unl33t posted:

I'm pretty sure that the Colts were still in Baltimore for the majority of Cutty's formative years, and Notre Dame was a powerhouse.

Not really. Colts moved in 84. Cutler was born in 83.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


The Colts heard of a miracle child, born with a lit cigarette in his mouth, and undertook a pilgrimage to him.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Today's game might be ugly like last week's:

https://twitter.com/zachkruse2/status/1320387630677327875

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Guess not

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/vikesinsider/status/1320443999208001537?s=19

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Man, I can't see them trading Harrison Smith. He's basically Zimmer's alter ego on the field. If you're even going to pretend to be good next season why give him up?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Lions out here winning games because the other team scored a TD.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I can’t believe the Lions won that

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


congrats lions

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Lions.txt.....becomes Falcons.txt?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I can’t believe the Lions won that

The second he scored that TD I knew they were winning.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Remember when Mike Smith iced Prater in the Wembley game? Atlanta should have known to not give the Lions the last possession

gaj70
Jan 26, 2013

Darth Brooks posted:

Man, I can't see them trading Harrison Smith. He's basically Zimmer's alter ego on the field. If you're even going to pretend to be good next season why give him up?

They need to free up cap space to get Dak Prescott?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



MJeff posted:

The second he scored that TD I knew they were winning.

This is my like second or third year of watching football and I was not hopeful at all

That being said I almost would have preferred we lost

^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

God of Boomin'



I loathe Fat Patty for these false hopes the last two weeks.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Griffen could have stayed in MIN and gotten the same outcome.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
shout out to the Lions for making that win mean more and more as the weeks go on.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Yeah really wish they would just rack up the losses rather than somehow improbably claw to 8-8 and "Bad decisions" Patricia gets another year.

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Let today be a lesson to all 1 win teams that dare to challenge the might of the NFC North.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/HoggNFL/status/1320458755599962113?s=19

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Packers receivers not named Davante Adams had a grand total of 6 yards today.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
the vikings didnt lose a football game today god bless

gently caress kirk cousins

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