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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Voted for Hawkins (voted La Riva in 2012 and 2016).

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Wakko posted:

american liberalism is a conservative ideology and they badly want to go back to the good days when the president did sex crimes in the white house and his victim was shamed in the national media for it

John Oliver had a really nice interview with Monica Lewinsky in his internet shaming episode

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


c-spam truly has died

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Horseshoe theory posted:

Voted for Hawkins (voted La Riva in 2012 and 2016).

We will review your counter revolutionary actions at the next struggle session.

FURZKOMMANDO
Jul 29, 2020
Ended up voting Hawkins (at least maybe greens will break the threshold?) in Florida. Jesus gently caress this was a terrible election. No good socialist choices (that have a chance) and no good third position choices. The gently caress am I supposed to do?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Honestly I only showed up to vote to support some nice locals I learned about who I think should keep their activist momentum and keep filling up seats that could have gone to ghouls. I wasn't going to vote at all until I got their texts. Someone had also helpfully posted in cool zone about how Marx said to by all means do keep taking positions of power wherever the system will give them up.

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

I said on my Facebook that liberals would always side with fascists and a liberal i hadn't unfriendly yet popped up to ask what I meant so I wrote a whole breakdown of what happened in Germany and Obama creating the security state Trump has used while Schumer and Pelosi passed pretty much everything he wanted. Naturally I got the equivalent of "but there is a dang CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE!" Truly they merit only our contempt.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Actually nah

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

liberals will always side with fascists

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3517331245010415&id=100002007217014

lesser evil everybody!!!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

One thing I've noticed about anti-NoJoe satire is it tends to be really heavy-handed and over-explain the point. I think this is because NoJoe is so natural and intuitive that there has to be a ton of well-actuallying to keep people from gravitating toward it

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Happy Thread posted:

Honestly I only showed up to vote to support some nice locals I learned about who I think should keep their activist momentum and keep filling up seats that could have gone to ghouls. I wasn't going to vote at all until I got their texts. Someone had also helpfully posted in cool zone about how Marx said to by all means do keep taking positions of power wherever the system will give them up.

I'm literally considering running for california state assembly because this is the third election in a row our seat went uncontested lol.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm literally considering running for california state assembly because this is the third election in a row our seat went uncontested lol.

lol you dummy, the assembly salary is 100k, file those papers already

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1320511332588945408

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol you dummy, the assembly salary is 100k, file those papers already

i think you have to be in your 30s but I would love to run as a republican and then spend my entire term submitting stuff like a bill to make property ownership a capital crime

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Members of the Senate and Assembly must be over 18 years of age and be citizens of the United States and of California.

lol iirc the current guy is a skeleton and coming up on his maximum term limit so I might literally do this. mods please allow me to post a donation link to my PAC in 2 years thanks and God bless.

i could play up my two years in the air force where I mostly learned how people become alcoholics first hand as some kind of sacrifice for the nation and then play both the mexican and white race card depending on which carpetbagger im grifting at the moment. this honestly might be the only way I'd ever afford a house here too.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


1, 2, 1, 2, 3 yeah!
C-SPAM national, regular
No Joe spams when I stomp the dems (Woo!)
Like a million elephants with shitpostin' orangutans
You can't stop a thread
Who want some? Don't come un-pre-pared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weathered man tellin' us it ain't gon' change
So now we sittin' in a drop-top, succin' wet
In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat
Hits somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget
Twe-nny Twe-nny, Ano Domini, anything goes, be whatchu wanna be
Long as you know consequences are given for livin', the fence is
too high to jump in jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell HOT!
Get a life, now they gon' sell
Then I might catch you a spell, look at what came in the mail
A gold sickle and hammer, so grow grid and get Kamala a
Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers
Stack of question with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a n**** wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home, things are wrong
When I really knew it was bad all along
Before you left adds up to a ball of power
Thoughts at a thousands miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe
Believe there's always mo', OW!

Don't vote for Biden, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan for shitposting
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uh-huh
Don't vote for Biden, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan for shitposting
Bombs over Baghdad!

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


https://twitter.com/SouthPoleRJ/status/1320576083293515776

:cripes:

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Joe's always sucked but it is honestly startling how far downhill he's gone even just from 2016 in terms of lucidity

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Hahaha

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I still don't understand how he can have flubs this severe in interviews but be 100% lucid during the hours-long debates

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Jewel Repetition posted:

I still don't understand how he can have flubs this severe in interviews but be 100% lucid during the hours-long debates

:catdrugs:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Jewel Repetition posted:

I still don't understand how he can have flubs this severe in interviews but be 100% lucid during the hours-long debates

Have you ever had a senile relative? They have good days, and bad days. And when you're hyperrich or hyperpowerful, they have access to every drug imaginable to try to force a good day here and there. But obviously, you can't give grandpa a syringe full of amphetamines every day.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I mean you can, but then you're gonna have to pull some real Weekend at Bernie's poo poo when his heart explodes.

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum
I’m a rapping voter and I’m here to say / I No Joe voted in a major way

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Jewel Repetition posted:

I still don't understand how he can have flubs this severe in interviews but be 100% lucid during the hours-long debates

He was roughly 40% lucid during the recent debates. Couldn't recall the leader of China or North Korea, but I guess he did remember Trump's name.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1320410824935051264

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



wowza

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



if it isn’t making a difference then why do you care? gently caress off lady

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



Apparently he was talking to George Lopez. Not sure if that makes it better or worse but wow :cripes:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1320765883405520900

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
i no longer can legally vote for joe, i am immortal because i voted for gloria and PSL :ussr: .

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Legally, I can vote for Joe - but ethically, I cannot.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Legally, I can vote for Joe - but ethically, I cannot.

Joe has access to my vote, but he isn't willing to pay the price, so v:shobon:v

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Why even declare yourself NoJoe when the lifelong record of this dumbass can’t even hold up against trump attacks lmfao

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1319821396424286208?s=21

https://twitter.com/abbymartin/status/1319481677790408704?s=21

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Malkina_ posted:

Why even declare yourself NoJoe when the lifelong record of this dumbass can’t even hold up against trump attacks lmfao

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1319821396424286208?s=21

https://twitter.com/abbymartin/status/1319481677790408704?s=21

Did trump not already post this? It's one of the most obvious dunks on biden, especially if you're trying to appeal to america firsters.

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
And old people, which is a crucial biden demographic

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

wow! the world's easiest toxx!

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.


:feelsgood:

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Larry Parrish posted:

i think you have to be in your 30s but I would love to run as a republican and then spend my entire term submitting stuff like a bill to make property ownership a capital crime

Gonna be honest, working my way down the ballot, I was able to toss two school board candidates simply because they had the GOP endorsement. Was thinking about what an effective torpedo that would be for an otherwise impotent (in my part of the state) group. Any actual socialist gets any real heat, they just dump 10x their campaign's funding running endorsement ads for that candidate.

For every confused CHUD vote they pick up they'd lose a dozen equally confused libs and leftists who can't be arsed to spend more than three minutes a candidate figuring out who these miscellaneous who-the-fucks are.

Larry Parrish posted:

lol iirc the current guy is a skeleton and coming up on his maximum term limit so I might literally do this. mods please allow me to post a donation link to my PAC in 2 years thanks and God bless.


Aww, you blew it my dude. If the cryptkeeper is termed out there's gonna be 300 candidates running in 2022.

PipHelix has issued a correction as of 21:49 on Oct 26, 2020

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Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

these lackeys who are begging people to capitulate are better at the nihilistic openers than I am and that's something impressive, I'm not sure I could come up with a more dispiriting opening than 'Let's be real, voting isn't everything" while begging people to tell me rape is okay

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