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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




One could - many have - argue is that it is your job

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the cool posts kid
Jul 24, 2007


oh well i did a bunch of overtime over the weekend then

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

the cool posts kid posted:

oh well i did a bunch of overtime over the weekend then

Crushing it

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Would you still be able to do your job if you were really drunk/high?

I really shouldn't.

But some gigs are very easy and cruisy and being drunk/high would improve the passage of time, but it would be impossible to hide it.

Other gigs would be a severe no-no as the risk of maiming or killing myself or someone else raises dramatically, using tools and machinery and such. I am not even ticketed for the scissor lifts at work but I am better at using them than most.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The yardie shifts at a pub were a very different beast wrt coming in stoned but you could still absolutely pick your days if the place had a regular delivery schedule. Deliveries and maintainence involved machinery but holy poo poo coming in stoned at 6am to count stock was a live saver

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Would you still be able to do your job if you were really drunk/high?

I use a graphics tablet for sculpting a lot of the time which would be pretty hard when impaired
Some of the more repetitive, technical tasks in 3d modeling and VFX you can totally do drunk though

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

McSpergin posted:

Whenever blow posts for me it just says jerk detected.

Surely if youse cunts get irritated by his posts just ignore his posts lmao

You can get hosed oval office. I told you good things to know when you're working at ANSTO and this is how you repay me?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Update: no rectal exam

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

BurgerQuest posted:

most welcome

I like it. The old clown/pedo/scared kid avatar thing was creepy.

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

MELBOURNE IS BACK BABY

ili
Jul 26, 2003


McSpergin posted:

Update: no rectal exam

That sucks mate I hope you got your money back.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Irend Ant Update

swarm grows

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Kharnifex posted:

Irend Ant Update

swarm grows



I kinda miss you dude.

:love:

p.s. Nice Ants!

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



time to geton the beers cunts

PalaNIN
Sep 19, 2004

LRLRRRLLRRLRLRLRRLRLR
As soon as I'm done with work on Wednesday I am running straight to my local

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Brother has managed to deglove the tip of one of his fingers.

Enjoy googling the term.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Windmill Hut posted:

MELBOURNE IS BACK BABY

Dan said we can lick doorknobs again!

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Brother has managed to deglove the tip of one of his fingers.

Enjoy googling the term.

It's fine, I can see your avatar

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Windmill Hut posted:

MELBOURNE IS BACK BABY

Happy for Victoria but worried about which state will face a second wave next.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Infinitum posted:

Brother has managed to deglove the tip of one of his fingers.

Enjoy googling the term.

If you or someone you love has suffered a degloving incident you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Carth Dookie posted:

It's fine, I can see your avatar

:golfclap:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Zazi posted:

If you or someone you love has suffered a degloving incident you may be entitled to financial compensation.

My mates dad ran over his dog on the driveway somehow. Degloved the paw/leg. :(

Dog was ok afterwards after some time.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Lolie posted:

Happy for Victoria but worried about which state will face a second wave next.

Probably Victoria again if everyone pours into bars and poo poo the first night the lockdown's lifted lol :|

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hedrigall posted:

Probably Victoria again if everyone pours into bars and poo poo the first night the lockdown's lifted lol :|

Just dig a moat around Melbourne and raise the draw bridges.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


tithin posted:

time to geton the beers cunts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppLFhc7sLA

Sad that I won't be able to sleep anymore with the gym below me opening but I move out in two months so I'll suck it up.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Infinitum posted:

Just dig a moat around Melbourne and raise the draw bridges.

There's a Bane joke here especially given the Batman thing

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Infinitum posted:

Just dig a moat around Victoria and raise the draw bridges.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Would you still be able to do your job if you were really drunk/high?

I work in community services, I'm basically kind of a combo social/health care caseworker. A big part of my job is not showing frustration towards my clients who are severely neglecting their kids and/or their own physical & mental health, which I don't think I'd be able to contain if I was inebriated.

This question makes me miss my bartending days, where getting a nice buzz happening was a happy way to cruise through my shifts :(

the cool posts kid
Jul 24, 2007


they already did it to tasmania so it's not unprecedented

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

Today I'm going to learn what a men's health screening is at work

Praying the doctor uses two fingers iykwim

Docs gave me a prostate test when I was joining the army and I wasn't expecting it, just thought doc was having a gander to see if I had hemeriods. Nope, finger up the butt. Then they wondered why my heartrate was through the roof at the next test.

Years later I was getting a waist measurement at a work medical and joked "you is this so you can make the appropriate curved cut into the front of my new desk?"

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

bee posted:

I work in community services, I'm basically kind of a combo social/health care caseworker. A big part of my job is not showing frustration towards my clients who are severely neglecting their kids and/or their own physical & mental health, which I don't think I'd be able to contain if I was inebriated.

This question makes me miss my bartending days, where getting a nice buzz happening was a happy way to cruise through my shifts :(

that sounds like a job that'd make me want to drink hard after work, as opposed to during

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

bee posted:

I work in community services, I'm basically kind of a combo social/health care caseworker. A big part of my job is not showing frustration towards my clients who are severely neglecting their kids and/or their own physical & mental health, which I don't think I'd be able to contain if I was inebriated.

This question makes me miss my bartending days, where getting a nice buzz happening was a happy way to cruise through my shifts :(

see you're just doing the wrong drugs. dont drink and do social work, take MDMA and do social work.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Laserface posted:

see you're just doing the wrong drugs. dont drink and do social work, take MDMA and do social work.

This would only make me better at my job if my clients got to take it too, and most of them have got enough issues with drugs already. Being able to have a little dance party in my office would be fun though!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Hello mates I come.bearing gifts

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
can I get this and keep my last one or is that no bueno?

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

i reported this post

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
You can I think just stick it underneath

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

can I get this and keep my last one or is that no bueno?

Jose posted:

You can I think just stick it underneath

Yeah you can, though if you go too long some mods will cut them down.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Can I get one please?

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