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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What was the plan there? To do shoulder presses with the van?

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


mobby_6kl posted:

What was the plan there? To do shoulder presses with the van?

He was hanging off of it initially, which caused it to tip and fall.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

By popular demand posted:

That came very close to being a stupid way to die. So close.

I'm honestly surprised he's still able to walk and move. :stare:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


I realise it would be very difficult to blow yourself up doing this, but whatever slim chance exists still doesn't seem worth the payoff.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:



I realise it would be very difficult to blow yourself up doing this, but whatever slim chance exists still doesn't seem worth the payoff.

I used to smoke while decanting bottles when I was a young fella.

And I thought this was stupid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRciV7pwbrM

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Oct 26, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I assumed that was a grinder before I gave it a closer look.

A cutting torch is significantly worse.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/MalwareJake/status/1320708636394557443?s=20

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I guess it's true, people who buy fancy new cars are hasty idiots in all things.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sinky posted:

Do the 3d walkthrough on this property to see a disgusting living area turn into an actual amazon resellers warehouse*. It is a cave of wonders :stonk:






*Someone got shot there recently, and the owners were recently arrested for selling stolen property

this house is gross af

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

By popular demand posted:

I guess it's true, people who buy fancy new cars are hasty idiots in all things.

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS!

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Stoatbringer posted:

Or having to wear a Milwaukee Brace for 23 hours a day for months at a time. Which, I have been reliably informed by someone who wore one as a teenager, is really not much fun at all.

Been there done that. The brace was miserable in Texas summers, but the metal bars up the front and back made for great pranks. It was also handy when a bully tried to sucker-punch me in the stomach. First time I ever saw a boxer's break IRL.

The surgery isn't spine breaking, I had C-D Spinal Instrumentation when i was 16. Curvature went from 49* to 14* and I got almost two inches taller.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The closest I ever got to being part of a serious accident was when I was behind some chucklefuck who slammed on the brakes from 120km/h (75 mph) because he spotted a speed trap, even though he was driving the speed limit.

I avoided rear ending him because I was keeping a good distance, but gently caress that guy.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





oh look a CGI video

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

Memento posted:



I realise it would be very difficult to blow yourself up doing this, but whatever slim chance exists still doesn't seem worth the payoff.

That's a good example of a Safety Squint

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711384212044775447/770325719753818232/DASH_360_4.mp4

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

OSHA IV: River of Pain Au Chocolat

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Apparently when powerlines would originally go up, farmers would lease their land for the towers surprisingly willingly, but then the lines would show unexpectedly high losses. Power companies would stop by and find farmers had tons of wire wrapped around in their houses to leech power from the transmission lines for their own houses

Sounds kinda dubious to me but it's a fun story

It's dubious as hell because the cost of the tons of wire would probably exceed the cost of the energy you'd be able to steal with that wire in a human lifetime.

Also the voltage produced by your coil would vary with the magnetic field strength of the transmission line, which means that it would generate a high voltage on a hot summer day when everyone's running their AC but at other times would produce much less. So it wouldn't exactly be reliable, either.

Neco
Mar 13, 2005

listen

gently caress SNEEP posted:

oh look a CGI video

That looks like a Completely Genuine Incident to you? :dadjoke:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



I'm so mad at the guy driving the grader, ARGH, COME ON, MOOOOOOVE

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

This randomly* popped up on my Youtube feed, felt like something to share:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf4Ux4SlyT4

* To be honest, probably 'cause of watching too many videos like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkQ2pXkYjRM

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Phanatic posted:

It's dubious as hell because the cost of the tons of wire would probably exceed the cost of the energy you'd be able to steal with that wire in a human lifetime.

Also the voltage produced by your coil would vary with the magnetic field strength of the transmission line, which means that it would generate a high voltage on a hot summer day when everyone's running their AC but at other times would produce much less. So it wouldn't exactly be reliable, either.

Steal the wire.

It's not too far from what has been happening in S. Africa. Steal cell-tower batteries and charge them through tapped lines to power squatter villages. Copper theft is also a massive problem.

I will note here that this is done by desperate people in desperate situations, abandoned by the state and exploited by organized crime. SA's public utility company, Eskom, falling apart doesn't seem to be helping either.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Communist Bear posted:

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS!

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Phanatic posted:

It's dubious as hell because the cost of the tons of wire would probably exceed the cost of the energy you'd be able to steal with that wire in a human lifetime.

Also the voltage produced by your coil would vary with the magnetic field strength of the transmission line, which means that it would generate a high voltage on a hot summer day when everyone's running their AC but at other times would produce much less. So it wouldn't exactly be reliable, either.

I feel like this could be one of those "grains of truth" stories, where somebody's pa was moving a couple hundred foot spool of barbed wire and got a little tingle from it.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

madeintaipei posted:

Steal the wire.

Still not gonna do you much good.

Voltage induced in a coil is Faraday's law: V= -N*(dΦ/dt), Φ is the magnetic flux through the coil which is the area of the coil times the field strength. 60 Hz power, the magnetic field strength is going to go from maximum to minimum or vice versa 4 times per cycle, so dt = 4.2 milliseconds. Typical magnetic field strength 50' away from a 230-kilovolt line is a few microtesla, let's say 5. So let's say you make a rectangular coil 5 meters on a side, 25^2 total area, to get 120vrms (170 volts peak) at your coil on the ground with the lines 50' up you need (170)(4.2ms)/(25m^2)/5uT = 5712 turns in your coil.

Now let's say you steal the wire, stuff you're gonna steal is going to be pretty thick, 14 gaugeish. One turn is 20 meters, you've got 5712 of them, you need about 100,000 meters of wire, so that's a lot, about .2 cubic meters of copper, or 1800 kilograms of the stuff. Copper's about $3/lb right now, so that's about $12,000 worth of copper if you took that to a scrapper. But you turned it into a coil. The coil itself has substantial resistance, whatever load you hook up to it is going to add to that, and you're only at 120 volts. V^2/R isn't going to give you a lot of power beyond what's dissipated in the coil. Inductance of that coil's gonna be big. 1000 Henrys. So the reactance of that coil's gonna be enormous: 2*pi*60*1000, about 380 kVAR, your power factor is going to be..., let's see, power triangle is sin(theta) is reactance/resistance, so that comes out to approximately a power factor of gently caress/all. Electricity needs to be *really* expensive to make this worth your while. I mean, okay, you could squeeze some smaller amount of wire and run it through a die to stretch it out, but there's all sorts of other things you'd rather be doing, like stealing batteries and vampiring them into the wires.

Now if you don't need 120V, and just want enough to power a cellphone charger or an LED lamp? Okay, then it gets a lot more reasonable, but farmers (or anyone else) aren't going to be powering their houses doing this.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

CleverHans posted:

I feel like this could be one of those "grains of truth" stories, where somebody's pa was moving a couple hundred foot spool of barbed wire and got a little tingle from it.

Where I ride my mountain bike locally has the parking lots right under the transmission lines and on hot, humid days I can feel the vibrations through my handle bars. It's very unnerving.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Phanatic posted:

Still not gonna do you much good.

Voltage induced in a coil is Faraday's law: V= -N*(dΦ/dt), Φ is the magnetic flux through the coil which is the area of the coil times the field strength. 60 Hz power, the magnetic field strength is going to go from maximum to minimum or vice versa 4 times per cycle, so dt = 4.2 milliseconds. Typical magnetic field strength 50' away from a 230-kilovolt line is a few microtesla, let's say 5. So let's say you make a rectangular coil 5 meters on a side, 25^2 total area, to get 120vrms (170 volts peak) at your coil on the ground with the lines 50' up you need (170)(4.2ms)/(25m^2)/5uT = 5712 turns in your coil.

Now let's say you steal the wire, stuff you're gonna steal is going to be pretty thick, 14 gaugeish. One turn is 20 meters, you've got 5712 of them, you need about 100,000 meters of wire, so that's a lot, about .2 cubic meters of copper, or 1800 kilograms of the stuff. Copper's about $3/lb right now, so that's about $12,000 worth of copper if you took that to a scrapper. But you turned it into a coil. The coil itself has substantial resistance, whatever load you hook up to it is going to add to that, and you're only at 120 volts. V^2/R isn't going to give you a lot of power beyond what's dissipated in the coil. Inductance of that coil's gonna be big. 1000 Henrys. So the reactance of that coil's gonna be enormous: 2*pi*60*1000, about 380 kVAR, your power factor is going to be..., let's see, power triangle is sin(theta) is reactance/resistance, so that comes out to approximately a power factor of gently caress/all. Electricity needs to be *really* expensive to make this worth your while. I mean, okay, you could squeeze some smaller amount of wire and run it through a die to stretch it out, but there's all sorts of other things you'd rather be doing, like stealing batteries and vampiring them into the wires.

Now if you don't need 120V, and just want enough to power a cellphone charger or an LED lamp? Okay, then it gets a lot more reasonable, but farmers (or anyone else) aren't going to be powering their houses doing this.

Do you trust me?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

The one SNL skit that had buried itself into my 10 year old impressionable brain.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

madeintaipei posted:

Do you trust me?

Stay away from my Romex.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Nocheez posted:

Where I ride my mountain bike locally has the parking lots right under the transmission lines and on hot, humid days I can feel the vibrations through my handle bars. It's very unnerving.

Yeah the parking for the supermarket I go to is under power lines and you can feel a bit of a buzz in the metal.

Also further along the same wires there is a dog park which loving sucks because you are wearing shorts and the grass touches you on the leg it’ll zap you. Also patting the dogs will usually zap too. It’s a poo poo place for a dog park.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Something else to consider is that if you did plan to leech a bunch of power from transmission cables and have enough turns in a wire to be able to power your house, any suitable coils are going to want to move current through themselves as soon as they're in the field of the power lines, which includes every point between starting to bend the wire into coils and having it hooked up to your house. Maybe you could have the ends hooked up to a big resistor or something until you're ready to use it? Kind of a tiger by the tail situation

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Edison was right: should have gone with DC.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Phanatic posted:

Still not gonna do you much good.

Voltage induced in a coil is Faraday's law: V= -N*(dΦ/dt), Φ is the magnetic flux through the coil which is the area of the coil times the field strength. 60 Hz power, the magnetic field strength is going to go from maximum to minimum or vice versa 4 times per cycle, so dt = 4.2 milliseconds. Typical magnetic field strength 50' away from a 230-kilovolt line is a few microtesla, let's say 5. So let's say you make a rectangular coil 5 meters on a side, 25^2 total area, to get 120vrms (170 volts peak) at your coil on the ground with the lines 50' up you need (170)(4.2ms)/(25m^2)/5uT = 5712 turns in your coil.

Now let's say you steal the wire, stuff you're gonna steal is going to be pretty thick, 14 gaugeish. One turn is 20 meters, you've got 5712 of them, you need about 100,000 meters of wire, so that's a lot, about .2 cubic meters of copper, or 1800 kilograms of the stuff. Copper's about $3/lb right now, so that's about $12,000 worth of copper if you took that to a scrapper. But you turned it into a coil. The coil itself has substantial resistance, whatever load you hook up to it is going to add to that, and you're only at 120 volts. V^2/R isn't going to give you a lot of power beyond what's dissipated in the coil. Inductance of that coil's gonna be big. 1000 Henrys. So the reactance of that coil's gonna be enormous: 2*pi*60*1000, about 380 kVAR, your power factor is going to be..., let's see, power triangle is sin(theta) is reactance/resistance, so that comes out to approximately a power factor of gently caress/all. Electricity needs to be *really* expensive to make this worth your while. I mean, okay, you could squeeze some smaller amount of wire and run it through a die to stretch it out, but there's all sorts of other things you'd rather be doing, like stealing batteries and vampiring them into the wires.

Now if you don't need 120V, and just want enough to power a cellphone charger or an LED lamp? Okay, then it gets a lot more reasonable, but farmers (or anyone else) aren't going to be powering their houses doing this.

Or, just do what others do when stealing power and jury rig a conductor to bypass the meter coming in to your house. Unauthorised, illegal electrical work like this is certainly very OSHA.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Varkk posted:

Or, just do what others do when stealing power and jury rig a conductor to bypass the meter coming in to your house. Unauthorised, illegal electrical work like this is certainly very OSHA.

I 100% believe that farmers figured out a way to steal electricity but that it wasn't via a goddamn coil tossed over a line. Electrification in rural areas was very haphazard, with a lot of poor farmers not having electricity while their neighbors across the road did, simply because they couldn't afford it.

The lines and other infrastructure were all there at least up to a point, so I'm gonna bet that there were a whole bunch of unauthorized connections when electrification came to an area, just like a shitload of people had unauthorized cable boxes or taps directly into the lines back in the day.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CuWadTR.mp4
Sound

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



now just why in heaven wasn't he already on a rope

Assorted Gubbins
Oct 28, 2017

<sensible chuckle> - gotchu, I gotchu, ha ha, gee whiz you almost fell off the mountain there sonny! What a lark!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pretty cool sport, totally safe and worth it.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Potato Salad posted:

now just why in heaven wasn't he already on a rope

It's been a while since I've seen the whole thing, but I think he might have been tied off to a point further down.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

pretty cool sport, totally safe and worth it.

if they want to be cold and wet and exhaused, I've got a huge driveway they can come shovel. i'll even give em a set of vr goggles so they can see interesting things while they do it.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I wonder how badly that pastime is going to be hosed by climate change. Can't ice climb if there's no ice!

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