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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

TheRat posted:

Aren't most actual SUVs pretty much designed to kill other people in traffic in an effort to keep you marginally safer?

I think about this whenever conversations about self-driving cars come up. There'll be papers in AI and philosophy journals about oooh the ethical complications of a car that has to choose whether to swerve to avoid the pedestrian or ensure that the driver is never at risk of injury. But those decisions are already being made! They're just baked in to the design of the car rather than the logic of the computer.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/HowUpsetting/status/1321039166080225280?s=20

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

tiny tins of fizzy drink with mr blobby on the tiny tin

posters of 1990s Brad Pitts in just pants

proper fairy lights that all go out if one bulb blows and everyone has a great old time testing all the bulbs with one of the replacement bulbs in the little pack of replacement bulbs that comes included with the proper fairy lights

:corsair:

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES
Lets steal some loving pick 'n mix.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I think about this whenever conversations about self-driving cars come up. There'll be papers in AI and philosophy journals about oooh the ethical complications of a car that has to choose whether to swerve to avoid the pedestrian or ensure that the driver is never at risk of injury. But those decisions are already being made! They're just baked in to the design of the car rather than the logic of the computer.

Yes and it's the legal complications that will stop self driving cars under capitalism and nothing else. If having AI means the car manufacturer is at fault for a crash then they won't have AI, if it's always the fault of the driver for not leaping into action manually no matter what the AI does then they'll put them in.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

pippy posted:

Lets steal some loving pick 'n mix.

perfect post/avatar combination, there

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1316075747312898051

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


OwlFancier posted:

Uh, why?

Who in 2020 thinks now is the time to open a new high street chain?

On my occasional forays outdoors I have been shocked to see a lot of new shops opening. It seems bonkers to me - surely this is the worst time to open a shop ever? The only explanation I can consider is that maybe the pandemic has collapsed retail property prices so they're capitalising on the low prices to open and then just hold on until this all blows over. Should have guessed that even a global pandemic can't stop gentrification.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
whoever did the "he spent ages signalling left and then made a hard right" thanks, I stole it and got some likes on twitter

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Buying a new car on PCP is quite a good idea if you haggle effectively, but most critically if the APR is decent. If you can get a 0% deal with a deposit contribution (which, sometimes, you can- so long as you don’t go for a prestige brand) you’re not quite even paying for the depreciation. I’ve happily done it a couple of times now after getting burned spending way more fixing my old car than it was worth.

Getting a Range Rover or a Beemer or something at 8% is a complete mug’s game though.

Looking at second-hand vans at the minute, if holidays are going to be domestic for a while I want to be able to fit camping gear, dog, family and baby/toddler gear in a vehicle...

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Beefeater1980 posted:

Leave Major out of this he was ok.

E: his main contribution to history like Heseltine and Clarke was being one of the people who couped Thatcher and then getting hosed by the vengeful fascists afterwards.

Major was Thatcher's pet. She made him Foreign Secretary and then Chancellor of the Exchequer despite little former experience. He supported her in the first leadership round. He put himself forward, with her support, only after she had resigned, and was her preferred successor.

He referred to the Eurosceptics as bastards once. That's the limit of his merits. He was all on board the 'loot the state and squeeze the poor' train.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Oh dear me posted:

He was all on board the 'loot the state and squeeze the poor' train.
Which he later sold off.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Filboid Studge posted:

Buying a new car on PCP is quite a good idea

it'll definitely be fun in the moment, though I question if it'll really help you make good long-term financial decisions

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

My second car was on PCP, but only because my parents were getting one at the same time so they allowed me to trade in my lovely 1997 Corsa that had been recently valued at... £50, and get a brand new car as part of a package deal. Since then I've just been trading in every 3/4 years without paying the lump sum because 1) I'm stupid and 2) I like shiny things. I'm fully aware that I could get a second hand car that's probably better spec for cheaper.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Angepain posted:

waluigi should be in every game. we will alter the timeline until this is the case. waaaaaaah

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Borrovan posted:

ngl the few times I've had cause to hire a transit van I've really enjoyed driving, you get to sit upright like you're at a dining table & the views are nice

Yeah I've always found it wierdly fun too and the extra height does make everything around look more picturesque. Like you can suddenly see over the hedges and barriers and get some proper nice views.

If I ever had the space to keep it I'd definitely get a transit almost as a toy/affectation and jump on any excuse to use it, "oh you're moving in two months? i'll bring the van round, we'll do it over a few trips and eat pizza in the cab it'll be fun" type stuff. Keep a few tools I don't know how to use in the back, far too many packing blankets and straps, those lame LED light strips stuck to the roof, it'd be great.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

Waahh & Tear

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Filboid Studge posted:

Buying a new car on PCP is quite a good idea

:catdrugs:

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Comrade Fakename posted:

On my occasional forays outdoors I have been shocked to see a lot of new shops opening. It seems bonkers to me - surely this is the worst time to open a shop ever? The only explanation I can consider is that maybe the pandemic has collapsed retail property prices so they're capitalising on the low prices to open and then just hold on until this all blows over. Should have guessed that even a global pandemic can't stop gentrification.

This is happening up on the High St near me: another Coffee Shop on a road where every third place sells coffee, and a Greek takeaway replacing a Japanese place that failed, next door to a kebab shop I've never seen any customers in.
I don't know how you'd look at it and think yeah this is gonna be a massive success with a cafe next door, a dedicated coffee shop 3 doors down and a Nero 1 min walk away from that, and that's just on that side of the street.

What would Woolworths possibly sell Wilko/Poundland doesn't?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Excited for 4 pages of Keith crash chat, got 4 pages of "are SUVs big? Yes." car chat

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

We've just had another Beauty Parlour open. I have no idea what made people think that Sheerness needs another beauty parlour.

The car of the person running it has a number plate that's a fair attempt at 'Boss Babe', and is a giant, white, SUV.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Angrymog posted:

We've just had another Beauty Parlour open. I have no idea what made people think that Sheerness needs another beauty parlour.

The car of the person running it has a number plate that's a fair attempt at 'Boss Babe', and is a giant, white, SUV.

'Shop' shops are dead on the high street. Products can and will be bought cheaper online and the pandemic has accelerated what was an inevitable death by forcing people who wouldnt usually shop online into doing this. Most won't go back.

What you're left with is destination shops and places that sell things you need to physically see/experience. Think Furniture/department stores. You're still going to go to Ikea to buy a table because you're never quite sure if you'll like the one on that website etc.

Service shops however are absolutely booming. Hairdressers, beauty parlours, coffee shops. Thats what the high street is going to be going forwards.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Angrymog posted:

We've just had another Beauty Parlour open. I have no idea what made people think that Sheerness needs another beauty parlour.

Same reason people keep opening platform shoe stores next to Tom Cruise's house

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I've been contemplating buying a van so I can access the secret Van Driver skill tree that lets me go through junctions at 70mph and do u turns wherever I want. Buying one would complete my transformation into my dad though, and I'd have to start eating all my meals in the van and being on call for all family moving duties

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
I'm guessing a significant proportion of service shops are money laundering operations anyway. Would not be at all surprised if a service shop opening in the middle of a pandemic and run by a particularly ostentatious person is primarily concerned with moving money around and the shop is only a front.

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


Apparently the Woolworth news is fake. Sad!

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1321072119418130432

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Angrymog posted:

We've just had another Beauty Parlour open. I have no idea what made people think that Sheerness needs another beauty parlour.

Have you *seen* the people in Sheerness?

Beauty parlours, nail bars and vape shops are the current default "Can be set up with minimal capital with high enough margins to make it vaguely likely to be a success" retail idea - in days gone by it was hairdressers, mobile phone repair/unlocking shops, internet cafes, that sort of thing. Basically a business that can be run by only one person at the start but relatively easily ramp up to 3 or 4 people, selling stuff that is tricky or impossible to sell online, with the only stock required being stuff that can be easily sold on wholesale at minimal loss if it all goes to poo poo.

They're a pretty useful barometer for the economic health of an area - the evolution starts from pawn shops/lenders, through those sort of personal-service shops, then the chains start turning up and destroy them all. Most high streets seem to have regressed from that third stage to the second of late.

Of course the darker alternate path is the "quirky" coffee shops and estate agents start turning up. If left unchecked eventually every shop will either be the sort of clothes shop that has a name from a book the owner hasn't read and a single Chuck Taylor in the window, a "throw darts at a world map" fusion restaurant, or a place selling furniture salvaged from the shops that used to be there with a 10,000% markup.

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Flayer posted:

I'm guessing a significant proportion of service shops are money laundering operations anyway. Would not be at all surprised if a service shop opening in the middle of a pandemic and run by a particularly ostentatious person is primarily concerned with moving money around and the shop is only a front.

Bit like the Antiques/Carpet shop just up from The Forum in Kentish Town, that I've also never seen anyone in, ever, and has had the same tat in the windows for well over 5 years if not more. That's totally a front.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


DesperateDan posted:

whoever did the "he spent ages signalling left and then made a hard right" thanks, I stole it and got some likes on twitter

I stole it from someone wittier than me on Twitter anyway, so... you're welcome?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Not So Fast posted:

Apparently the Woolworth news is fake. Sad!

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1321072119418130432

I feel like the word 'hoax' has lost all meaning.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Flayer posted:

I'm guessing a significant proportion of service shops are money laundering operations anyway. Would not be at all surprised if a service shop opening in the middle of a pandemic and run by a particularly ostentatious person is primarily concerned with moving money around and the shop is only a front.

See I miss the days when all the shops along Columbia Road were money-laundering fronts for the Adams family (no not the fun ones with Raul Julia). If you could get in the hour or so a week they were open you could pick up fruit and veg really loving cheap. Them all getting seized and sold off (along with Temperance Works and a bunch of other places on the Hoxton/Shoreditch hinterland) was one of the big things that sparked off the hyper-gentrification I was allluding to in my other post - every shop now is still only open an hour a week but is instead owned by a Trustafarian who is using daddy's money to run their shop selling Japanese import flexidisk recordings of advertising jingles for a few years before they get made head of Channel 4, get their own column in the Spectator, or go back to manage the family agribusiness.

It's soul-laundering, not money-laundering, that's going on - they can all pretend that they've got hard experience of the real world when they tell their workers that they now have to pay for their own ventilation in the pigshit lagoon.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Goldskull posted:

Bit like the Antiques/Carpet shop just up from The Forum in Kentish Town, that I've also never seen anyone in, ever, and has had the same tat in the windows for well over 5 years if not more. That's totally a front.

Glad it’s not just me thinking this.

There used to be a place on the High St (I think it’s Boucherie Moderne now) that my wife always referred to as ‘The Drugs Shop’- open in the small hours but with barely any stock and people who gave you evils if you ever went in.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Flayer posted:

I'm guessing a significant proportion of service shops are money laundering operations anyway. Would not be at all surprised if a service shop opening in the middle of a pandemic and run by a particularly ostentatious person is primarily concerned with moving money around and the shop is only a front.

Possibly - it wasn't an easy conversion from the framing shop to a beauty place though. Looks like they've moved from Dartford. maybe it was a consolation prize for having to move to Sheerness?

There was something definitely dodgy going on with one of the cafes though.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Oh dear me posted:

Major was Thatcher's pet. She made him Foreign Secretary and then Chancellor of the Exchequer despite little former experience. He supported her in the first leadership round. He put himself forward, with her support, only after she had resigned, and was her preferred successor.

He referred to the Eurosceptics as bastards once. That's the limit of his merits. He was all on board the 'loot the state and squeeze the poor' train.

Disagree on this one: Thatcher promoted him because he was good at numbers and didn’t gently caress things up; he presented himself as her successor to give her a graceful way out and then pursued, and this is what I would think would matter in this thread, policies that were materially different to Thatcher’s (while loudly claiming it was just continuing the Thatcher revolution, don’t look over here, etc).

He also dumped the idea that the leader should have a cult of personality (which Blair cheerfully resurrected), made concessions that his own party hated to Sinn Fein (for which Blair, leading Labour which didn’t particularly hate the concessions, claimed credit), took the hit of the ERM loving up our currency in the interests of trying to make the EU work, and generally took the view of being a caretaker of the country not a visionary leader. I like that because I think “visionary leaders” universally suck. Corbyn never claimed to be a visionary.

The bad is that he didn’t pursue socialist policies but that’s a strong ask from a Tory PM.

Overall IMO he got Gorbachev’d.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Goldskull posted:

Bit like the Antiques/Carpet shop just up from The Forum in Kentish Town, that I've also never seen anyone in, ever, and has had the same tat in the windows for well over 5 years if not more. That's totally a front.

You'd be surprised, there used to be a shop like that on Commercial Road in Stepney just across from Limehouse station that turned out to be... not a front as such, but basically the owner had inherited their dad's greengrocers in the 80s which included the flat upstairs. He had no interest in running a shop but basically it worked out the cost of business rates+residential rates was less than the residential rates on a larger house+planning permission for change of use, especially as he could reclaim VAT on most of his purchases. There were a couple of "antiques" in the window that basically never changed until he eventually sold up to a company that bought the entire block for redevelopment.

Alas it went away just before Google Street View became a thing so I can't show you it, but it was a kinda weird landmark, especially as every other shop along there had been empty (apart from a minicab office) for *years* - it's one of those weird pockets of antigentrification that you still find occasionally in the East End.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
My wife used to live next door to a kebab shop in Nottingham that was only ever open for around 2 hours a day, and their customer demographic was almost exclusively taxi drivers who'd buy all their takeaway in opaque paper bags.

Guess who sold most of the drugs around the city! (to us students anyway)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Man, a kebab full of drugs would have really spiced up a lot of my student nights out

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
In my town, there are 3 women's hairdressers within 40 m of each other on the same block.

And the rate at which 'turkish barbers - with hot towels!' (I don't really get it but then I'm not a guy wanting hipster hair dos) keep opening up is astonishing. I did feel sorry for one, he spent ages fitting out a shop, proudly opened on March 16th..... but he still seems to be eeking out a living when we're not in lockdown though I hardly ever see anyone in there.

I guess drinking coffee and having beauty treatments are about the only things you can't do over the internet!

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Camrath posted:

Glad it’s not just me thinking this.

There used to be a place on the High St (I think it’s Boucherie Moderne now) that my wife always referred to as ‘The Drugs Shop’- open in the small hours but with barely any stock and people who gave you evils if you ever went in.

Heh. I miss Crazy Corner across from the station, that never seems open anymore. Was always good for a late night purchase and it always seemed like the owners son was having a party in there weekend nights. They were always welcoming, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the last 3 years that's ever bought wine from there given the amount of dust on the bottles.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Jaeluni Asjil posted:

In my town, there are 3 women's hairdressers within 40 m of each other on the same block.

And the rate at which 'turkish barbers - with hot towels!' (I don't really get it but then I'm not a guy wanting hipster hair dos) keep opening up is astonishing. I did feel sorry for one, he spent ages fitting out a shop, proudly opened on March 16th..... but he still seems to be eeking out a living when we're not in lockdown though I hardly ever see anyone in there.

I guess drinking coffee and having beauty treatments are about the only things you can't do over the internet!

@JA I thought you were in Cairo but maybe am behind the times?

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Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Beefeater1980 posted:

Disagree on this one: Thatcher promoted him because he was good at numbers

His big break was when she made him Foreign Secretary.

Besides, Thatcher was an ideologue who did not favour politically divergent people just because they were numerate. I don't doubt Major was secretly less Thatcherite than Thatcher thought. But he was sufficiently Thatcherite to go along her convincingly while that was convenient.

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