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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NPRmelissablock/status/1320838688373354496

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


well if anime's goddess says so...

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
quote is not edit

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Junpei posted:

quote is not edit

YES IT IS AAAAAAGRH

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


yeah this sounds right

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




https://twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1320878683423428609

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

what?????!

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/big_surreal/status/1320925300788613122?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Cats give birth to live young.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

a pale ghost
Dec 31, 2008


I need this to be real

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/PhilippineStar/status/1321034051185115138?s=19

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320873558126567430?s=19
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320993203269570561?s=19

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/jathansadowski/status/1320923074624012288

lmao this guy writes an essay a day

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
lol at moviebob trying to appropriate identities that aren't his (gay, woman and royalty in the last day) to be offended on behalf of

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096341/
pretty sure its on the rifftrax channel as well

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

The essay is like... Not all wrong.

quote:

Then I spent some time out of America. I was invited to India to speak at a conference and I saw, in person, an interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former president of Iran. The American press had made him out to be a bad person but he did not seem like one. In fact, like Obama, he had come from a humble background, worked hard, bravely faced political opponents, believed earnestly in improving his country, and in many ways it appeared that he had done so. Mahmoud did not like Obama. To my surprise he criticized him for being a warmonger. That he was violent. He was a “wolf in sheep’s clothing”. I was shocked. But it was true. Obama had ordered a staggering number of deadly airstrikes all over the globe. This fact was not hidden. It was plainly written in many places. And yet most people simply did not see him in this way. This was not the story we had been told. That was when I realized I had to be careful who I listened to.

But then he goes off the rails. He judges Trump by reading Art of the Deal. Somehow he has never heard of a man who spent eight years as vice president. And he thinks Nancy Pelosi personally controls San Francisco. This thing is bonkers.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Zvahl posted:

lol at moviebob trying to appropriate identities that aren't his (gay, woman and royalty in the last day) to be offended on behalf of


Brave of him to suggest that people could have been sexist in 18th century France

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Clark Nova posted:

Brave of him to suggest that people could have been sexist in 18th century France

i think you'll find nobody would be making horsefucker jokes about Keith the Great, checkmate leftists

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Brave of him to recognize that JJ Rousseau quote re-attributed to Marie Antoinette in mid-19th century as the one and only thing that retroactively caused the bourgeois revolution in 18th century France.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

If I’m reading that last tweet right, he’s agreeing that the Marie Antoinette’s misquote being underlined as a cause for the French Revolution is ludicrous?

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
french peasantry: this dishonor to the house of bourbon will not stand, how can we use a misquote from the future to blame it all on a woman so as to perturb a mediocre pop culture critic 320 years from now

THS
Sep 15, 2017

NightGyr posted:

The essay is like... Not all wrong.


But then he goes off the rails. He judges Trump by reading Art of the Deal. Somehow he has never heard of a man who spent eight years as vice president. And he thinks Nancy Pelosi personally controls San Francisco. This thing is bonkers.

this is your brain without an ideology

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

looks like he took the one down about the torture of going to the grocery store

but here it is on ars

quote:

I have not set foot in a grocery store in years. Nevermore will I bumble through endless confusing aisles like a pack-donkey searching for feed while the smell of rotting flesh fills my nostrils and fluorescent lights sear my eyeballs and sappy love songs torture my ears. Grocery shopping is a multisensory living nightmare. There are services that will make someone else do it for me but I cannot in good conscience force a fellow soul through this gauntlet.

I buy my staple food online like a civilized person. It takes me mere seconds to order enough soylent for a month, and version 2.0 does not require any preparation, so I got rid of my noisy blender. At less than $2.50 / meal it also saves me loads of cash, and I appreciate the use of more soy and less rice, finally bringing a nutritionally optimal PDCAAS score of 1.0 while improving the taste and especially texture. I also think it’s crazy cool that some of the ingredients are made by algae rather than water-guzzling pesticide-spraying farms.

bonus

quote:

I enjoy doing laundry about as much as doing dishes. I get my clothing custom made in China for prices you would not believe and have new ones regularly shipped to me. Shipping is a problem. I wish container ships had nuclear engines but it’s still much more efficient and convenient than retail. Thanks to synthetic fabrics it takes less water to make my clothes than it would to wash them, and I donate my used garments.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

THS posted:

this is your brain without an ideology

a mind devoid of context. correlations among the peaks and valleys of history smoothed by the relentless zamboni of pure reasoning. the euphoria before final release of the mind drowned by the twitter firehose.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Jay Rust posted:

If I’m reading that last tweet right, he’s agreeing that the Marie Antoinette’s misquote being underlined as a cause for the French Revolution is ludicrous?

He is saying the perfidious peasantry made up a rumor about Marie Antoinette to spur the people into rebellion because they would never rise up if they blamed the king.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the soylent guy is such a freak of nature.

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...
https://twitter.com/pitchfork/status/1321061310528970755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aZPJBjutY0

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
How many of these dumb things is Sarah Silverman going to do? I feel like this must be her 4th or 5th.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Oh no, not Karen 0. She's one of my favorite modern singers :(

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Orange Devil posted:

How many of these dumb things is Sarah Silverman going to do? I feel like this must be her 4th or 5th.

she already did her biggest support for joe biden by trying to redeem louis ck in august so we know exactly what she thinks about sexual misconduct lol

https://people.com/tv/louis-c-k-surfaces-at-dave-chappelle-comedy-show-alongside-other-stars/

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Orange Devil posted:

How many of these dumb things is Sarah Silverman going to do? I feel like this must be her 4th or 5th.

Wow, sounds like a Mr Show reunion!

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
it's just a jump to the left and a thousand steps to the right

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