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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The Bloop posted:

Thaumaturgid

Slake Cock

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dildomancer

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Nad necromancer.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What's this one supposed to be

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The Bloop posted:

Dildomancer

The forum already had one of those.

An artisnal dildosmith who made a LOTR lore accurate elf dong known as a "Puntl" thanks to the input of an extremely LOTR nerdy nurse SA member.


They made some that glowed in the dark in the same blue hue as Sting. Some of them had glitter.

The balls were acorn shaped.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Carth Dookie posted:

The forum already had one of those.

An artisnal dildosmith who made a LOTR lore accurate elf dong known as a "Puntl" thanks to the input of an extremely LOTR nerdy nurse SA member.

Don't forget that she's also a hero of the Seattle protests.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Elise the Great. She's a bloody legend.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Made placenta chili too

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Beachcomber posted:

Don't forget that she's also a hero of the Seattle protests.

holy poo poo I did not know this

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


I did this for an Irishman in Indianapolis during the 2008 Indy MotoGP races, he didn't have a ride so I let him ride 'bitch'. It was worth it just to have a few beers at the bar to listen to his stories.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nfcknblvbl posted:

I did this for an Irishman in Indianapolis during the 2008 Indy MotoGP races, he didn't have a ride so I let him ride 'bitch'. It was worth it just to have a few beers at the bar to listen to his stories.

You know there is a non sexist term for that right? I don't even ride bikes and still know it's called pillion.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Inceltown posted:

You know there is a non sexist term for that right? I don't even ride bikes and still know it's called pillion.

Look at this guy, posting pillion-style.

necroid
May 14, 2009

pillion please

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Inceltown posted:

You know there is a non sexist term for that right? I don't even ride bikes and still know it's called pillion.

i did not

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Carth Dookie posted:

The forum already had one of those.

An artisnal dildosmith who made a LOTR lore accurate elf dong known as a "Puntl" thanks to the input of an extremely LOTR nerdy nurse SA member.


They made some that glowed in the dark in the same blue hue as Sting. Some of them had glitter.

The balls were acorn shaped.

She's also famous off-forums for that, she made a reference to it one time in a bar or something and a stranger went "Wait, you're the elf dick weirdo???"



Beachcomber posted:

Don't forget that she's also a hero of the Seattle protests.

Her posts in the CSPAM BLM thread are goddamn hair raising.

Her riot medic crew do a lot of #blessed work, a bunch of the other medics got to help evacuate a bunch of lions and tigers during the California wildfires. :3:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

She's also famous off-forums for that, she made a reference to it one time in a bar or something and a stranger went "Wait, you're the elf dick weirdo???"

Ahahaha I didn't know that. That owns

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this one supposed to be

China Mieville's Slake Moth maybe?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inceltown posted:

You know there is a non sexist term for that right? I don't even ride bikes and still know it's called pillion.

I'll let go of my assumption that every motorcyclist is a sex criminal when one of them turns out not to be.

https://i.imgur.com/4D5Myml.mp4

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Oct 28, 2020

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Tree Bucket posted:

China Mieville's Slake Moth maybe?

I was trying to spring board of the connection between bio-thaumaturge energy or whatever and the Slakemoth but it was a stretch.

Penis.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/BradfordPearson/status/1321449161271709697?s=19

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Calling someone a ballbag is blessed enough even without the apology lmao

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Calling someone a ballbag is blessed enough even without the apology lmao

Got some amazing laughs in french class over the french word for backpack:

sac à dos

Because we kept pronouncing it "sack of dope" and the teacher never noticed.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ye fuckin bawbag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APH3MylUD_k

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

She's also famous off-forums for that, she made a reference to it one time in a bar or something and a stranger went "Wait, you're the elf dick weirdo???"

Carth Dookie posted:

Ahahaha I didn't know that. That owns

It's even better --- it was her husband's therapist saying "wait, the elf dick weirdo is your wife?"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jKZ9KGtee0

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5oyOwL40sQ

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lol

Helpful Vancouver Vet is so incredibly blessed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sac à dees

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The Bloop posted:

sac à dees

Sack a deez nuts.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

McGavin posted:

Sack a deez nutz.

sacré bleu ballz

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

McGavin posted:

Sack a deez nuts.

:monocle:


Ligmon dieu!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWu371P7kIE



Now try it with cats.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Heheheh, seal.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
A toothy smile.


https://i.imgur.com/bOMhCpr.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/L9AJeakCa6w

necroid
May 14, 2009

Lodin posted:



Now try it with cats human beings.

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Hell yeah

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