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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Do you think crabs ever get embarrassed when they poo out eggs in front of seagulls? Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was a funny thing haha.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Just give em their stick back, dumbass

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:


I'm not even gonna link the article, it figures Popular Mechanics would have the worst take on this beautiful, natural process :colbert:

Carcinization, all will be creb. Give up your fleshy outer trappings and feeble endoskeletons and embrace the superior exoskeleton of crab.

https://academic.oup.com/biolinnean/article/121/1/200/3089703

naem
May 29, 2011

yes! yes! a thousand times yes!!


https://youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Opposable thumbs are basically the first step in giving primates snip snops.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!" I continue to insist as I slowly evolve and transform into a corn crab

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

where did the weird snipsnop/tiptop meme come from, anyway?

we have this convenient thread search so here it is. Wild T coined this amazing phrase

Wild T posted:

Touch my tip top, get the snip snop

in response to this amazing post:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Leperflesh posted:

we have this convenient thread search so here it is. Wild T coined this amazing phrase


in response to this amazing post:

Crb history :patriot:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
there is such a thing as a crab stick but it's not made a crab. crazy world we live in

here are some crab stick emoji

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

naem posted:

yes! yes! a thousand times yes!!


https://youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw

drat, beat me to this. I love PBS Eons.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i have bad news.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Waterbed Wendy posted:

there is such a thing as a crab stick but it's not made a crab. crazy world we live in

here are some crab stick emoji



these loss edits are so so weird nowadays

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

What is top right? Hesitant dancing? Awestruck yet chilly?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Gotta be honest, Eons dude’s comedic delivery is pretty awful.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


creb crorb
  • a crab

naem
May 29, 2011

Ror posted:

creb crorb
  • a crab

:agreed:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ACAC (All Crabs Are Crab)

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Leperflesh posted:

we have this convenient thread search so here it is. Wild T coined this amazing phrase


in response to this amazing post:

I post only in honor of creb

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

If it snips or snops, it’s a creb.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

complete lobster erasure. sickening.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

complete lobster erasure. sickening.

"my snip snops are... unconventional."
"so show me."

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I hope Freddie LobsteKreuger doesn’t suffer too much

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I hope Freddie LobsteKreuger doesn’t suffer too much

the article said it got sent to an aquarium.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Freddie LobsteKreuger

Edward Snipperhands

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

Edward SnipSnophands

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Captain Hygiene posted:

Snipsnop SnipsnopSnipsnop

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBaauDKjYDs

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/1I6c7R4.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Captain Hygiene posted:

Crabomachines, son!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

THE PILE GROWS

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

uber_stoat posted:

"my snip snops are... unconventional."
"so show me."



Science has gone too far

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

i'm imagining taking a big ol bite of this like caviar

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


BasicLich posted:

i'm imagining taking a big ol bite of this like caviar

crabs will stay in your stomach for 7 years

also they'll grow into full size crab and snip your insides

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why do you all mythologise crabs, weirdly

look, these pom pom crab guys tear off bits of anemone to use as weapons



they don't need to be gussied up with lies to be cool

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crabs cannot lie during certain phases of the moon

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you leave a a plate of noodles outside your front door for your local crab to eat they will place a blessing on your crops, ensuring a bountiful harvest

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Oct 30, 2020

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