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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "retro contemporary"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/118-Rudy-Frank-Road-Ext-Shandaken-NY-12480/198890262_zpid/ I approve of this color scheme


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/951-Delight-Dr-Cincinnati-OH-45238/34323635_zpid/ not sure about the fake(?) old tv next to the newer one

more pink and black


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Beech-Ridge-Path-Shady-NY-12409/32883478_zpid/ love a dark bathroom but this uniform matte black over blue ain't working



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5471-Rockledge-Dr-Buena-Park-CA-90621/99344425_zpid/ funky wine cellar


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/588-Sheridan-Rd-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4917224_zpid/ nicely restored 1949 MCM



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1410-S-Juniper-St-Philadelphia-PA-19147/10176855_zpid/ a 100yo rowhouse with untouched mid-century finishes





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/210-Grant-Dr-Sarasota-FL-34236/47608700_zpid/ MCM triplex! The second (studio) unit is my favorite



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/161-Vista-Paseo-Palm-Desert-CA-92260/18086183_zpid/ built in 1995 but pulls off retro very well




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Tall-Pine-Ln-Short-Hills-NJ-07078/38679205_zpid/ late 70s/early 80s contemporary is the loving best




:pcgaming:

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

that 1949 restoration is amazing, I love the more 50s style combined with all the "new" white walls/cabinets/appliances/etc. even has some pearsall chairs.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

actionjackson posted:

that 1949 restoration is amazing, I love the more 50s style combined with all the "new" white walls/cabinets/appliances/etc. even has some pearsall chairs.

The key I think is the flooring - so many renovations just slap grey vinyl everywhere. Though they were lucky to have that nice herringbone oak floor instead of wall-to-wall carpet

Conversely, that Philly time capsule rowhouse would (will?) look 10x better just by putting in hardwood and/or terrazzo.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

yeah it's pretty cool, it's like a chevron style but thinner.

I assume they are regular planks with the design added on, not a bunch of very tiny planks at a diagonal!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

How shallow is that tub? Even with realtor-vision going on, it looks like it would barely come up halfway to my knees.

I honestly thought it was a sink for a second when I first looked at the image before everything else came into focus.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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It's probably deep enough, looks like there's water in it which is creating an illusion

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

realtor-vision

In that specific image the tiles on the left are basically square and the tiles on the right are parallelograms about twice the area lmao


I don't think that helps explain the tub, though. It could be half full of water, but that seems like a strange thing to do for a photo

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I just spent some time in one of the most bafflingly awful AirBNBs I've ever seen and thought this thread might want to hear about it.

It's an apartment complex, and the first thing you see when walking in is a set of stairs down to an elevator which only stops between floors, so you're always going either up or down half a floor to a glass door leading out on a balcony from which all flats on that level are accessed. Every other door is a sliding door and I have no idea if there's more flats behind these or something else - why this is a mystery will become apparent with this floor plan.



It's a two-floor apartment. The ground floor is on the right, so yes, the upper floor is vastly larger.

The ground floor consists of an entry hall (Vorraum), kitchenette (Kochen), and living room, plus a narrow death trap staircase (these are allegedly flats for 4 students to share, so even more death trap when alcohol gets involved). There's also a balcony (Balkon) with a small table and chairs.

The upper floor has an asymmetrical corridor around the staircase with a bedroom (Zimmer 1-4) in each corner. The light switches are on the outside for 3 of those, inside for the fourth. There's a balcony (Balkon again) on one side that has the window blinds mounted on the far end, not on the windows themselves. The blinds had clearly not been touched in millennia.

All of the bedrooms have windows over the doors, sometimes in the doors too.

The bath (Bad) and toilet (WC) are on opposite sides of the upper floor. There's also a tiny room (AR) that allegedly contains a washing machine. The bath has a bathtub and a shower on opposite ends because of course it does.

Here's the advertising photos:

Living room:




Ours had a Harry Potter closet under the stair.

Bedrooms:



Upstairs:



Death:

gschmidl fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Oct 27, 2020

Animale
Sep 30, 2009

From a bit back but I actually have that table in a different color way so you can see it in action.


The chairs are Stua Globus chairs in wood.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Just gonna drop this one here as they made some... interesting choices as far as interior colors schemes go.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Animale posted:

From a bit back but I actually have that table in a different color way so you can see it in action.


The chairs are Stua Globus chairs in wood.

cool thanks, I actually am going to get a rockwell unscripted square table from knoll, but I appreciate the pic.

do you find the legs get in the way at all when you are sitting?

you have great taste and i'll admit i was overly harsh on your book tower

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

gschmidl posted:

I just spent some time in one of the most bafflingly awful AirBNBs I've ever seen and thought this thread might want to hear about it.

It's an apartment complex, and the first thing you see when walking in is a set of stairs down to an elevator which only stops between floors, so you're always going either up or down half a floor to a glass door leading out on a balcony from which all flats on that level are accessed. Every other door is a sliding door and I have no idea if there's more flats behind these or something else - why this is a mystery will become apparent with this floor plan.



It's a two-floor apartment. The ground floor is on the right, so yes, the upper floor is vastly larger.

The ground floor consists of an entry hall (Vorraum), kitchenette (Kochen), and living room, plus a narrow death trap staircase (these are allegedly flats for 4 students to share, so even more death trap when alcohol gets involved). There's also a balcony (Balkon) with a small table and chairs.

The upper floor has an asymmetrical corridor around the staircase with a bedroom (Zimmer 1-4) in each corner. The light switches are on the outside for 3 of those, inside for the fourth. There's a balcony (Balkon again) on one side that has the window blinds mounted on the far end, not on the windows themselves. The blinds had clearly not been touched in millennia.

All of the bedrooms have windows over the doors, sometimes in the doors too.

The bath (Bad) and toilet (WC) are on opposite sides of the upper floor. There's also a tiny room (AR) that allegedly contains a washing machine. The bath has a bathtub and a shower on opposite ends because of course it does.

Here's the advertising photos:

Living room:

Ours had a Harry Potter closet under the stair.


Looks pretty nice for student dorms tbh even if the layout is a bit inefficient, some outdoor space in the unit is a luxury

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Elder Postsman posted:

Just gonna drop this one here as they made some... interesting choices as far as interior colors schemes go.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare

I too would like my interior to look selectively colourized

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

gschmidl posted:

I just spent some time in one of the most bafflingly awful AirBNBs I've ever seen and thought this thread might want to hear about it.

It's an apartment complex, and the first thing you see when walking in is a set of stairs down to an elevator which only stops between floors, so you're always going either up or down half a floor to a glass door leading out on a balcony from which all flats on that level are accessed. Every other door is a sliding door and I have no idea if there's more flats behind these or something else - why this is a mystery will become apparent with this floor plan.



It's a two-floor apartment. The ground floor is on the right, so yes, the upper floor is vastly larger.

The ground floor consists of an entry hall (Vorraum), kitchenette (Kochen), and living room, plus a narrow death trap staircase (these are allegedly flats for 4 students to share, so even more death trap when alcohol gets involved). There's also a balcony (Balkon) with a small table and chairs.

The upper floor has an asymmetrical corridor around the staircase with a bedroom (Zimmer 1-4) in each corner. The light switches are on the outside for 3 of those, inside for the fourth. There's a balcony (Balkon again) on one side that has the window blinds mounted on the far end, not on the windows themselves. The blinds had clearly not been touched in millennia.

All of the bedrooms have windows over the doors, sometimes in the doors too.

The bath (Bad) and toilet (WC) are on opposite sides of the upper floor. There's also a tiny room (AR) that allegedly contains a washing machine. The bath has a bathtub and a shower on opposite ends because of course it does.

Here's the advertising photos:

Living room:




Ours had a Harry Potter closet under the stair.

Bedrooms:



Upstairs:



Death:



It, uh, looks pretty normal to me? At least they have a stairway with a railing and not a ladder. Is that just me as an American being more accepting of lovely student housing?

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

The interior walls aren't painted cinderblock, it's already better than some of the dorms I stayed in.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Elder Postsman posted:

Just gonna drop this one here as they made some... interesting choices as far as interior colors schemes go.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare

The interior looks like...February

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "white-washed" (or "whitewashed" because people can't make up their drat mind about whether it's one or two words). I'm going to refrain from commenting about some of the renovations here but I'm sure you can guess my opinion on them

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/43-Commercial-Wharf-APT-8-Boston-MA-02110/59174557_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/112-Peases-Point-Way-S-Edgartown-MA-02539/56028483_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6419-N-77th-Pl-Scottsdale-AZ-85250/7858040_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1236-E-Susquehanna-Ave-Philadelphia-PA-19125/10257547_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4036-Malaga-Ave-Miami-FL-33133/43864056_zpid/ 1953 formerly art deco



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3206-Bulwer-St-Keego-Harbor-MI-48320/70863647_zpid/ "Story book charm w/rustic modern interior" (built 1920)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/105-Calle-De-Quien-Sabe-A-Carmel-Valley-CA-93924/89711497_zpid/ 1973 arched cabin



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1013-South-St-Key-West-FL-33040/82106943_zpid/ late 19th century dance hall converted to home in the 1920s


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/89-Division-St-Great-Barrington-MA-01230/63436365_zpid/ 1810 colonial uglified renovated in 2007


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10996-Banning-Rd-Mount-Vernon-OH-43050/112280841_zpid/ built in 1875, "sold as-is"



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Oak-View-Ter-Danville-CA-94526/18431429_zpid/ a 1969 Sea Ranch-style contemporary with white-washed redwood (only acceptable kind of white-washing)



gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

The Zillow search term of the day is "what the gently caress"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4817-S-Spencer-St-Seattle-WA-98118/2080054541_zpid/

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


Is that 37k for a walkway between two houses?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Nosre posted:

Is that 37k for a walkway between two houses?

Looks like it :psyduck:

My first of many questions is, how did the owner of whichever adjacent lot it used to belong to manage to subdivide the lot in the tax records and create such a weird tiny parcel? It's usually a non trivial process and I'm surprised it was even permitted to spin off such a tiny piece of land.

My second question is, why?

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

alnilam posted:

Looks like it :psyduck:

My first of many questions is, how did the owner of whichever adjacent lot it used to belong to manage to subdivide the lot in the tax records and create such a weird tiny parcel? It's usually a non trivial process and I'm surprised it was even permitted to spin off such a tiny piece of land.

My second question is, why?

Everybody loves threads about spite houses but when they're given the chance to build one they scoff at it...

Serenade
Nov 5, 2011

"I should really learn to fucking read"
"It's a good enough size to hold an RV or a Mobile Home"

13 feet across if you cut into one of the houses.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Going to slowly buy up all the 1k square foot parcels of land in Seattle until I am one of the biggest residential landowners in the city, lording over dozens of uselessly small or oddly shaped strips of land, doing nothing with them

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


I'm hoping or imagining that the owner of that tiny strip is trying to make one of their neighbors buy it and threatening to sell it as an RV parking spot is their leverage.

I can't quite imagine how that ever came into being. Vacated alley that didn't make it into the deed when the property it was attached to got sold? I know my grandmother's yard has an odd tiny strip that is recorded as a separate parcel and I could see someone buying her house and getting it all surveyed and thinking that strip was the neighbor's or something.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Nosre posted:

Is that 37k for a walkway between two houses?

Also look at the price history for a good laugh.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

On the subject of tiny useless parcels of land the council recently put up for sale a strip of land behind some nearby houses, allegedly hoping the house owners would subdivide it and effectively double their gardens. Well they somehow forgot to tell the house owners so 1 guy bought the whole strip for £500, then dragged a decrepit caravan and some scrap fence panels into the plot and moved into it with his whole family. Eventually the homeowners realised it didn't belong to any of them and got their poo poo together to complain.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Highland Park". Highland Park, IL has so many MCM/contemporary houses it's worthy of a post in itself. This is just a small selection. Most of these have floor plans in the listing btw.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1015-Carlyle-Ter-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4907799_zpid/ 1971


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/907-Fairview-Rd-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4907019_zpid/ 1955



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/276-Park-Ave-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4905717_zpid/ 1990



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/882-Timber-Hill-Rd-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4917382_zpid/1963


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/326-Roger-Williams-Ave-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4917080_zpid/ 1951




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1630-Sylvester-Pl-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4906029_zpid/ 1995


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/732-Bronson-Ln-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4917063_zpid/ by Nagale Hartray (1991)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1014-Sheridan-Rd-Highland-Park-IL-60035/4906693_zpid/ by Stanley Tigerman (1985)

putting the next photo behind a link because it has a painting of a naked lady
https://i.imgur.com/5LRUftJ.jpg



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Longwood-Ct-Joliet-IL-60432/5481544_zpid/ This house isn't in Highland Park )the suburb) but it's in Illinois and is next to a park named Highland Park so it counts. Also it is extremely rad, huge, and cheaper than any of the above houses because it's further from the city. Built in 1963.




HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
PURPLE TOILET

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Highland Park, IL is the location of Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, where Cameron kills the car at the end. The realty websites seem to have taken the pictures down, but articles about its sale a few years ago have pictures. The address is 370 Beech Street, Highland Park IL 60035:

https://architectureforsale.com/address/370-beech-st-highland-park-il-usa/

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
Saw this on Facebook and thought of this thread:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Ultraklystron posted:

Saw this on Facebook and thought of this thread:



Purple cabinets good (and can easily be repainted)
Purple marble VERY BAD it will never not look dirty

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The marble honestly just looks like they spilled the cabinet paint everywhere

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Ultraklystron posted:

Saw this on Facebook and thought of this thread:


Fair question. I'd buy the poo poo out of that house.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Antivehicular posted:

The marble honestly just looks like they spilled the cabinet paint everywhere

The picture is kind of crappy so it's tough to make out the joints, but I'm willing to wager that's what happened. There's no way that veining would be able to travel from piece to piece like that, I'm almost positive that is something surface applied to a white marble.

Edit: This is going off the assumption it's a 12x12 marble on the floor. If there are slabs on the floor it's possible, but I still think highly unlikely. Also I've never seen a marble with that type of coloring but I'm not versed in every marble out there.

tetrapyloctomy posted:

It looks like faux marble epoxy.
Just a note, I didn't actually think they spilled paint, I meant that it had been done by the owner and wasn't a natural material. I realize while re-reading my comment that I didn't make that clear.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Oct 29, 2020

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost
It looks like faux marble epoxy.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Of the $15,000 budget they must have used about $30 of that on those cheap rear end backsplash tiles that really should have gone all the way up the wall on the left if they weren't going to put a cabinet there.

:mediocre:

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Oct 29, 2020

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

tetrapyloctomy posted:

It looks like faux marble epoxy.


Yeah that's exactly what this looks like.

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Sirotan posted:

Of the $15,000 budget they must have used about $30 of that on those cheap rear end backsplash tiles that really should have gone all the way up the wall on the left if they weren't going to put a cabinet there.

:mediocre:

Are we really thinking this is a newly done kitchen from 2020?

I mean, imo anywhere without an integrated oven and hob looks like trash, and those are chintzy old-lady contoured cabinets apart from the purple paint.

Looks like a dated builder grade kitchen with some horrific & expensive garnish on top.

Assuming someone out there likes that colour scheme, I’d bet there is zero overlap with people who think everything else about the kitchen is not garbage.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t from a flip, surely even the worst flipper knows not to put in any controversial personal style choices in.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

wooger posted:


I mean, imo anywhere without an integrated oven and hob looks like trash

If by integrated you mean a built-in wall oven, yeah that looks better but doing that is INSANELY expensive which is why you so rarely see it. It's probably a bit harsh to say that unless you have what is going to cost like 30-40K+ at an absolute minimum your kitchen is trash.

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wooger posted:

Are we really thinking this is a newly done kitchen from 2020?

I mean, imo anywhere without an integrated oven and hob looks like trash, and those are chintzy old-lady contoured cabinets apart from the purple paint.

Looks like a dated builder grade kitchen with some horrific & expensive garnish on top.

Assuming someone out there likes that colour scheme, I’d bet there is zero overlap with people who think everything else about the kitchen is not garbage.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t from a flip, surely even the worst flipper knows not to put in any controversial personal style choices in.
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