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That is, according to the video “the victim’s heavily bandaged head”.
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Come on, the leopard couldn't have been injured that badly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaL5XR51tZ8 We live in the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia. He’s had multiple leopards and I don’t want to blame this one specifically. She’s just the most photogenic.
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Oct 29, 2020 16:00
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Platystemon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaL5XR51tZ8 I only watched a little bit, but that video absolutely reeks of Florida.
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Oct 29, 2020 16:03
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Guy seems nervous, like there's another leopard off screen with a gun on him
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Oct 29, 2020 16:06
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Why not a dog though? There are many large breeds which are just as cuddly and are pretty much guaranteed not to claw people's faces off. E: smol catte is also very good.
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Oct 29, 2020 16:07
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Big cat being dangerous and something that really should be illegal is exactly why they are popular
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Oct 29, 2020 17:56
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Oct 29, 2020 18:04
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Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight Credit goes to my main man John McAfee, tweeting about this while in prison
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Oct 29, 2020 18:09
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THIS COCK KILLS PIGS
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Oct 29, 2020 18:27
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Captain Hygiene posted:Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight If we could carve out the part of McAfee’s brain that makes him kill neighbors, he’d be amazing to hang out with. In small doses. Isn’t he also a rapist or a human trafficker or something like that? We’d need to slice out that lobe, too.
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Oct 29, 2020 18:28
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:If we could carve out the part of McAfee’s brain that makes him kill neighbors, he’d be amazing to hang out with. In small doses. As far as I know, he only rapes sea mammals.
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Oct 29, 2020 18:31
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Blue Footed Booby posted:It's like pulling a gun on a guy to steal his sandwich. What kind of sandwich is it? I'd pull a gun on someone trying to steal my monte cristo if I had one.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Isn’t he also a rapist or a human trafficker or something like that? We’d need to slice out that lobe, too. IIRC, I think there was some suggestion he had used underaged prostitutes. I don’t know that it was ever proved, but it honestly wouldn’t surprise me at all.
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Phlegmish posted:It's his huge balls claude balls
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What kind of sandwich is it? I'd pull a gun on someone trying to steal my monte cristo if I had one. It’s a shooter sandwich.
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Oct 30, 2020 01:59
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And now, a sinkhole full of rats
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Vermintide 3 looking good
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:If we could carve out the part of McAfee’s brain that makes him kill neighbors, he’d be amazing to hang out with. In small doses. He’s alleged to have committed some murder and is alleged to have raped his business partner and the police were concerned about all the underage teen girls living on his Belize compound, so, yeah. The good news was that he didn’t actually manage to rape a whale, or so he says. Plus he’d talk at you about Bitcoin and drugs, which is not my own idea of a good time.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:39
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is this a metafora for usa voting reagan?
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e: wrong thread
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Tei posted:is this a metafora for usa voting reagan? That's really more like a heroin habit.
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Oct 30, 2020 09:37
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Not sure if this goes in the AUG, Weird News, or Unnerving Stories, but the headline hints at oddness: "Vernon man who sought sex with animals gets 3 years in prison for harassing farmers" Yeah, it's a creepy guy looking for love in all the wrong places. https://www.njherald.com/story/news/2020/10/30/judge-sentences-vernon-man-who-harassed-farmers-quest-sex-animals/6074936002/
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Oct 30, 2020 16:28
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Being a farmer is a lot harder than I grew up to believe, no kindergarten song teaches you to look out for crazy perverts who also try to build bombs.
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https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1322213210154508288
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Oct 30, 2020 19:31
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He doesn’t obey Earth laws on Earth, so this is not a surprise.
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Starting an interplanetary conflict before even leaving the Earth. Let's see how this plays out for him.
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Oct 30, 2020 19:35
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Like this, but less entertaining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAmic9m50Y
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Oct 30, 2020 19:41
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 "Sir our declaration of succession from earth has been broadcast." "excellent, now to liquify my assets and transport them here." "shouldn't that have been the first step?" "well gently caress"
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Oct 30, 2020 20:13
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If politicians had any real spines, they'd treat this declaration seriously, and immediately arrest Elon and freeze all his assets.
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Oct 30, 2020 21:32
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He's never going to get a "self-sufficient city" running on Mars in his lifetime, and even if he does it sounds like he just opened the path for any nation who can get a rocket full of troops there to claim it with no recourse. Same as those "sovereign" island nations people declare from time to time.
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Does international law apply interplanetarily as well? Like could an Earth country launch a nuke at a Mars colony and in the Geneva Conventions there's nothing but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Oct 30, 2020 23:21
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libertarianishly: “no i didn’t say we’d be bringing 59-year old astronauts, i said...”
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That would probably contravene the agreement about no nuclear weapons in space, but the major powers seem to have entered a phase of "not giving a poo poo about their word" so lol yeah I guess so
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Oct 30, 2020 23:24
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Elon's probably right but the thought of living in a country governed by his fanboys does not sound pleasant.
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Johnny Aztec posted:If politicians had any real spines, they'd treat this declaration seriously, and immediately arrest Elon and freeze all his assets. Or wait for his rocket to blow up with him in it, then seize all his assets.
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 Spanish young guy, infected with coronavirus in quarantine, gives names of 50 ladies he had sex with (age 19 to 27)
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ultrafilter posted:Elon's probably right but the thought of living in a country governed by his fanboys does not sound pleasant. This sounds like the start of a Bioshock game
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The death rate among young people is so low that there will still probably be a net gain in population
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Johnny Aztec posted:If politicians had any real spines, they'd treat this declaration seriously, and immediately arrest Elon and freeze all his assets.
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