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Splicer posted:Most birds don't have dicks, and of those that do e.g. ducks have nightmare corkscrew dicks that cut themselves off every year and regrow the next #inspirational #dickgoals Has anyone else noticed that the start of the "cut your dick off" thing has a goose for an AV? :hmmm:
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Birds are amazing! Some species will swap genders on the fly by altering there diets in case there aren’t enough males to fertilize!
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Bust Rodd posted:Birds are amazing! Some species will swap genders on the fly by altering their diets in case their aren’t enough males to fertilize! No, that's velociraptors
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May 9, 2020 17:29
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McSpanky posted:No, that's velociraptors no, that's clownfish
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May 9, 2020 17:34
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WHERE ARE MY 'FEEESHEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
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Splicer posted:Most birds don't have dicks, and of those that do e.g. ducks have nightmare corkscrew dicks that cut themselves off every year and regrow the next #inspirational #dickgoals man, I knew about the wine opener part and the more I learn about duck dicks the less okay I am with the whole thing
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:man, I knew about the wine opener part and the more I learn about duck dicks the less okay I am with the whole thing The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Anonymous Confessions: the more I learn about duck dicks the less okay I am with the whole thing
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Dawncloack posted:WHERE ARE MY 'FEEESHEEEEEEEEEES!!!! 
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RFC2324 posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Anonymous Confessions: the more I learn about duck dicks the less okay I am with the whole thing
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Ducks penises have evolved this way... basically... well... uh.... vvvv the horrible truth about duck penises vvvv Ducks mate by way of aerial rape. Males find females and attempt to mount them mid flight. If the female tries to fight back over open water she risks breaking off from the flock and dying, so it’s preferable to just let one of the Mallards get you pregnant. The duck dick being covered in spikes and swirly makes it nearly impossible to disengage once coitus has begun.
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Wait, and haven't duck vaginas evolved to counter exactly that? I vaguely remember to have read that they have tonds of dead ends so only a cooperating female will get impregnated.
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Dawncloack posted:Wait, and haven't duck vaginas evolved to counter exactly that? its an ongoing arms race. the vaginas evolve more defenses, and the penises just get more insane a horrifying
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"how did natural selection produce an organism that actively tries not to reproduce", I, a person who had a vasectomy over a decade ago, type into my browser window without a hint of self-awareness
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purple death ray posted:"how did natural selection produce an organism that actively tries not to reproduce", I, a person who had a vasectomy over a decade ago, type into my browser window without a hint of self-awareness Don't read about the little bugs that literally have to chase down and stab the females with their horrifying stiletto-dicks to inseminate them. e: oops
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McSpanky posted:Don't read about the little bugs that literally have to chase down and stab the females with their horrifying stiletto-dicks to inseminate them. The females do have perfectly functional vaginas, the males just stopped bothering with them
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Non-anonymous confession: My girlfriend keeps eating the canned goods I bought specifically in case poo poo really hits the fan. We still have access to plenty of fresh food. But I can't get too mad about it because my job feeds me two big meals per day. And guys aren't being serious about masks, people are touching their faces, they're coughing and sneezing in this building full of circulating air. All little things adding up making me slowly go nuts.
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Dawncloack posted:Wait, and haven't duck vaginas evolved to counter exactly that? SEE!!!! That guy was right! When its LEGITIMATE RAPE the female body has ways of shutting that down. Todd Akin was right!! https://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/20/us/politics/todd-akin-provokes-ire-with-legitimate-rape-comment.html So all those slu...................... Aw gently caress it, I'll do the right thing and not finish that sentence.
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The right thing to do was to hit the back button.
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Beyond right and wrong there is only bugworld. The infra dimension of kicking rear end. Chop, get chopped? Bad posts? Lame irl? Cool irl? Doesn't matter. Only true heroes are forged there.
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purple death ray posted:"how did natural selection produce an organism that actively tries not to reproduce", I, a person who had a vasectomy over a decade ago, type into my browser window without a hint of self-awareness Oops, slight miscalculation there on your part. Chop your dick off. Not chop your vas deferens. Similar, yes, but you'll really see the difference once the dick is off.
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Animal-Mother posted:Non-anonymous confession: My girlfriend keeps eating the canned goods I bought specifically in case poo poo really hits the fan. We still have access to plenty of fresh food. But I can't get too mad about it because my job feeds me two big meals per day. Bury the beans. Hide the beans. Protect the Beans. Do Not Jeopardize the Beans.
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blight rhino posted:Bury the beans. Hide the beans. Protect the Beans. Do Not Jeopardize the Beans.
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blight rhino posted:Bury the beans. Hide the beans. Protect the Beans. Do Not Jeopardize the Beans. Anonymous Confessions: Do not jeapordize the beans Are there any more feshes waiting in the wings?
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Holy poo poo, I had forgotten this thread. We get any confessions of horrible things done during the lockdown?
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It seems like it SHOULD be a goldmine of horrible material. Get after it!
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I confess I kept this bookmarked all this time hoping for more fesses
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:I confess I kept this bookmarked all this time hoping for more fesses  I figured I would bump and hope Loq still cares enough to do a thing with this thread. I had to check and make sure they were even still posting first, tbh.
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Awww, was hoping there would have been an update. I too love this thread. It's probably my second favorite string of threads on the forums.
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lol if covid kept goons on actual lockdown and they didn't get up to any weird poo poo
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I painted a lot of miniatures.
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You’re supposed to use guerillamail for this sort of disgusting admission, you repulsive gently caress.
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Atlas Hugged posted:I painted a lot of miniatures.
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Splicer posted:Miniatures of people you know? Yourself? Painted with your own body fluids? Someone else's? All of the above? He did his penis up like a barber pole
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tactlessbastard posted:He did his penis up like a barber pole Who hasn't?
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Who hasn't? people who have, following the helpful advice in this very thread, cut it off.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:people who have, following the helpful advice in this very thread, cut it off. I did it up like a barber pole and then cut it off.
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tactlessbastard posted:He did his penis up like a barber pole Splicer fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Oct 30, 2020 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:people who have, following the helpful advice in this very thread, cut it off. We said to cut it off, not throw it away. So wasteful...
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Who would throw away a perfectly good....well, not good...tangible. Yes, who would throw away a perfectly tangible severed penis?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who would throw away a perfectly good....well, not good...tangible. Yes, who would throw away a perfectly tangible severed penis? Inadvertently, King Missile.
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