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Pick posted:So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger? Yes.
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Pick posted:So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger? Its very existence? But if I can't put that in, gonna go with the time-travel or the JFK Jr. stuff cause those just don't even.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:04
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Pick posted:So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger?
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Oct 29, 2020 03:06
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I thought it was the idea of clones / body doubles to replace the people Trump has already had righteously executed? Or maybe the founder getting pissed with how poorly the "decoding" threads are going?
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Oct 29, 2020 03:15
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Pick posted:So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger? Nessus posted:They think Donald John Trump is a noble hero fighting for someone other than Donald John Trump, or, possibly, Ivanka Trump. Xiahou Dun posted:Its very existence? Somfin posted:I thought it was the idea of clones / body doubles to replace the people Trump has already had righteously executed? Or maybe the founder getting pissed with how poorly the "decoding" threads are going? Millions of mole children used as sex slaves and harvested for their adrenochome (A thing only referenced in passing in a few fiction books which got it from some sketchy 1950s research papers that were long ago discarded as being non-sense) living in underground caves right under everyone's noses is a pretty good one. I mean, where does the supply of children come from? Also, people would probably notice the thousands of trucks and trains needed to bring food in and remove garbage daily. Are they living in pitch darkness in there or tapping the power grid? Candles? What about materials for support or equipment to pump out water? Not to mention that this whole thing is managed in perfect secrecy. Or that it's so abhorrent it makes your skin crawl but theres been like one mentally unstable guy with the balls to get a gun and go check it out which implies that the Qanon's don't really believe it either. If you were an internet conspiracy of 10's or 100's of thousands of 'weaponized autists' that can slueth out hidden meanings from the barest of references and were true believers wouldn't you put some effort forward to actually finding and helping these children? The thing about Q is that it's got something for everyone. Anyone can find a conspiracy they like or wish to ridicule inside it's wide beliefs.
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Oct 29, 2020 04:12
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Murgos posted:Millions of mole children used as sex slaves and harvested for their adrenochome (A thing only referenced in passing in a few fiction books which got it from some sketchy 1950s research papers that were long ago discarded as being non-sense) living in underground caves right under everyone's noses is a pretty good one. I mean, where does the supply of children come from? Also, people would probably notice the thousands of trucks and trains needed to bring food in and remove garbage daily. Are they living in pitch darkness in there or tapping the power grid? Candles? What about materials for support or equipment to pump out water? Not to mention that this whole thing is managed in perfect secrecy. Or that it's so abhorrent it makes your skin crawl but theres been like one mentally unstable guy with the balls to get a gun and go check it out which implies that the Qanon's don't really believe it either. It is, however, an active doomsday cult and should be treated with similar caution because the runway for its end times event is getting very short indeed.
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Oct 29, 2020 04:40
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Murgos posted:Millions of mole children used as sex slaves and harvested for their adrenochome (A thing only referenced in passing in a few fiction books which got it from some sketchy 1950s research papers that were long ago discarded as being non-sense) living in underground caves right under everyone's noses is a pretty good one. I mean, where does the supply of children come from? Also, people would probably notice the thousands of trucks and trains needed to bring food in and remove garbage daily. Are they living in pitch darkness in there or tapping the power grid? Candles? What about materials for support or equipment to pump out water? Not to mention that this whole thing is managed in perfect secrecy. Or that it's so abhorrent it makes your skin crawl but theres been like one mentally unstable guy with the balls to get a gun and go check it out which implies that the Qanon's don't really believe it either. You have now thought about this more than any Q-nut. Somfin posted:It is, however, an active doomsday cult and should be treated with similar caution because the runway for its end times event is getting very short indeed. Also this.
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Oct 29, 2020 04:51
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It's Kony 2012 for boomers.
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Oct 29, 2020 05:05
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OwlFancier posted:It's Kony 2012 for boomers. I really hope it doesn't end with Jim Watkins having a naked a psychotic episode. I mean, fine if he loses his mind and it ends everything, just don't wanna see him naked.
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Oct 29, 2020 05:12
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Pick posted:So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger? Patriots: "Time for you to pay for your decades of satanic crimes." Hillary: "Oh no!" Patriots: "Justice will be done." Hillary: "Can I at least continue to live my life normally as if nothing has happened?" Patriots: "Well I guess so." Hillary: "And if you do arrest me, can it be a house arrest, and can I have a green-screen and streaming equipment to make it appear like I'm still out and about?" Patriots: "That's only fair. Tell you what, when you get executed we'll also make you a flash-clone to keep living your day-to-day life for you, so your reputation is preserved." Hilary: "That's very kind."
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Oct 29, 2020 05:28
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imo baby q is the dumbest thing to come out of qanon so far.quote:Perhaps the most controversial faction within QAnon centers on Austin Steinbart, a twentysomething man nicknamed “BabyQ” who claims to be Q himself.
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Oct 29, 2020 05:43
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I’d give him an A if he said his real name was John Titor. Was Titor from the 2020s or farther on?
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Oct 29, 2020 05:45
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Smeef posted:I really hope it doesn't end with Jim Watkins having a naked a psychotic episode. Wait, are you telling me the owner of 8chan has NOT been arrested for jacking it in public? I just sorta assumed
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Oct 29, 2020 06:16
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After thinking about it, as ridiculous as those are, JFK Jr. might be the dumbest. Because while it's not that conceptually crazy in the conspiracy world for someone to fake their death to go undercover, JFK Jr. has been explicitly disavowed by Q, who implied that it was probably mainstream media disinfo to sow division and make them all look stupid. So, Q people still waiting for JFK Jr. might take the cake somehow over mole children, since even their own prophet is calling them out for it.
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Oct 29, 2020 06:26
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Xand_Man posted:Wait, are you telling me the owner of 8chan has NOT been arrested for jacking it in public?
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Oct 29, 2020 06:30
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He looks like the guy who was the rat in harry potter except he is a real person. Like he looks exactly what you would think a guy who runs a CP anime website from thailand would look like. Not since jimmy saville has there been a more apt case of judging people by their looks being entirely 100% accurate.
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Oct 29, 2020 06:38
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I’d give him an A if he said his real name was John Titor. 2036. The funny thing about Titor was that most of his posts had in-jokes and references to computer science/programming that anyone who knew how to code would understand as a signal that he was just trolling, but since most of the people browsing conspiracy websites think computers are latter day sorcery it went right over their heads
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Oct 29, 2020 06:48
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That was the founder, but it's owned by Jim Watkins now. A guy who makes his money by producing Japanese porn in the Philippines to sell back in Japan, to get around the censorship requirements on porn produced in Japan. Also due to hosting changes there is 0 way for us to know if he decided to replace the original Q after he took over the website.
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Oct 29, 2020 06:50
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Murgos posted:Millions of mole children used as sex slaves and harvested for their adrenochome (A thing only referenced in passing in a few fiction books which got it from some sketchy 1950s research papers that were long ago discarded as being non-sense) living in underground caves right under everyone's noses is a pretty good one. I mean, where does the supply of children come from? Also, people would probably notice the thousands of trucks and trains needed to bring food in and remove garbage daily. Are they living in pitch darkness in there or tapping the power grid? Candles? What about materials for support or equipment to pump out water? Not to mention that this whole thing is managed in perfect secrecy. But no, you can't ask a lab in China to manufacture it, nor can you use the existing terrible practices in factory pig farming to get mammalian adrenochrome, nor can you even use Chinese prisoners or the actually existing child concentration camps on the border. It has to be thousands of American children trafficked in nightstands by Wayfair. Nothing less will do for the Clintons. And they don't even tie the very real EpiPen shortage into the conspiracy.
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Oct 29, 2020 11:22
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Guavanaut posted:All to manufacture a chemical with a well known synthetic pathway from catechol in the same way that they used to manufacture meth in the 60s. It has to be harvested from children who are in pain, otherwise it won't work and the user of that batch of adrenochrome won't see the full benefits and will get the COVID.
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Oct 29, 2020 12:40
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And presumably if you use the adrenochrome from the actual children in pain in the camps, you start speaking Mexican and grow a sombrero so everyone knows what you're doing?
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Oct 29, 2020 13:00
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DarklyDreaming posted:2036. Yeah he specifically references a computer design that's SO RARE only like 50 people knew about it. Ubernerd and I love it. So much better than endless"trust the plan" nothing.
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Oct 29, 2020 13:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7FWr2Nvf9I
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Oct 29, 2020 13:13
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Nessus posted:I think the owner of 8chan is some dude with a dire bone disease in a wheelchair who supports eugenics so that people like him will not be born. I don't think that guy's going to jack it in public - or perhaps at all! There's a very recent Reply All about 8chan and its various owners. It's a solid listen! https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/llhe5nm/166-country-of-liars
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Oct 29, 2020 13:17
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It sucks poo poo that it took a nazi mass murder for Fred Brennan to get it together and stop actively aiding these people but I'm glad that these days he's actually doing the work to fight back against what he helped build instead of just trying to fade out
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Oct 29, 2020 13:53
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stillvisions posted:I think the "almost everyone part of this is secretly trans" is the public facing version of "almost everyone part of this is lizard people"; once they ascend to QT3 they get told the real story. So, trans is the new Jewish, basically? https://www.varsity.co.uk/comment/11782
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Oct 29, 2020 18:23
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That's been true for a while.
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Oct 29, 2020 18:32
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Toph Bei Fong posted:So, trans is the new Jewish, basically? There's a long-standing conspiracy theory that an unnamed shadowy conspiracy group spoiler: it's the Jews are trying to undo white people by eroding traditional gender roles and masculinity thus making white women more open to mixing with other races. Like basically the South Park Crab People is something people actually believe.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:10
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https://icct.nl/publication/q-pilled-conspiracy-theories-trump-and-election-violence/ the deep state is going to go Hague wild over this one
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Oct 30, 2020 08:18
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This video may not be relevant but this poo poo has conditioned me to assume everyone ranting about pedo conspiracies has some tie to Qanon somewhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKUkSfvfG0
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Oct 30, 2020 20:26
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Lol the kids have to be suffering! A loving Monsters Inc plot point. Which I guess is why they believe the movie Monsters Inc is an actual reference to child trafficking. Everything they believe in comes from movies lol.
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Oct 30, 2020 22:45
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Guys, I'm worried. I don't think the storm is coming at all.
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Oct 31, 2020 01:27
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Guys, I'm worried. I don't think the storm is coming at all. Wow, someone isn't trusting the plan.
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Oct 31, 2020 22:03
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Xiahou Dun posted:You have now thought about this more than any Q-nut. Honestly I think the grand majority of them don't really believe this, it's just an excuse to prove to themselves that they didn't get suckered. Sunk cost fallacy. If it turns out that trump is waging a secret cold war against monsters then it doesn't matter *how* lovely a president he is, he is objectively a 'Good President', and they cannot fathom the fact that they got suckered. And then there's the racists among them who if there wasn't the QAnon to draw them in, would be making up *other* conspiracy theories, just to give them an excuse to hate and otherize people.
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Oct 31, 2020 22:20
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A 90 year old died? NO COINCIDENCES! https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1322734975288971264?s=20
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Nov 1, 2020 07:54
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The Hunt for Red October is probably my favourite movie, I am now very curious why it is considered important in Qanon....
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Nov 1, 2020 08:26
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Martian posted:The Hunt for Red October is probably my favourite movie, I am now very curious why it is considered important in Qanon.... 90% certain it was just because the word "October" was in the title, so it was easy to free-associate about it during the month of October.
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Nov 1, 2020 15:51
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Pastry of the Year posted:
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Nov 1, 2020 20:06
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I wonder when the cult will realize that no true believer in Trump can get Covid and that everyone who claimed to be a believer who caught the disease and died revealed themselves to be insufficiently faithful.
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pseudanonymous posted:I wonder when the cult will realize that no true believer in Trump can get Covid and that everyone who claimed to be a believer who caught the disease and died revealed themselves to be insufficiently faithful. I do think most Qanon people believe the virus is real, they just think its a chinese manufactured virus (or natural and released here by china) and also not any worse than the flu, the media just over reports it to help Joe Biden and to let Gates install a chip in your blood with a vaccine. Basically the death count is to a point where only the most obstinate say it isnt real, so you have to defer to "its real, its just not that bad/you cant just fear death"
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