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Platystemon)
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Yeah, I can't unsee it now.
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Oct 30, 2020 18:41
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doingitwrong posted:Everything is extremely fine. all this viral advertising for micheal bay's new hit blockbuster "songbird" is getting a little weird
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Oct 30, 2020 18:42
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big? ❌ strong? ❌ eyes of flaming gold? ❌ he's the blade runner guy, not rasputin
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Oct 30, 2020 18:52
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Platystemon posted:Rasputin comparisons have been made and they are on point. so when's he getting stabbed and thrown under the ice of a frozen river or whatever happened to the original?
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Oct 30, 2020 19:21
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Platystemon posted:How soon till they hire this thing out to help bosses practice their firin’ face? just set it in the corner and have it stare at the employee they want to fire. they’ll quit by the end of the day
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Oct 30, 2020 19:34
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:so when's he getting stabbed and thrown under the ice of a frozen river or whatever happened to the original? They put some poison into his wine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" They didn't quit, they wanted his head And so they shot him 'til he was dead
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Oct 30, 2020 19:42
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wake me up when they've got Jack's giant donger pickled in a jar.
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Oct 30, 2020 19:43
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https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1321847136330391554?s=19
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Oct 30, 2020 23:25
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lmao they'll just not hire bald people anymore.
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Oct 30, 2020 23:31
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"head must be this dissimilar to a footyball to apply"
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Oct 30, 2020 23:33
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You just have to wear a bright red helmet with a adversarial image sticker on it so the camera thinks youre a sailboat
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Oct 30, 2020 23:40
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Subjunctive posted:this has happened, but afaik only by R voters of late sure some people are dumb enough to do this but you're talking 1in hundreds of thousands the vast majority of voters, even republicans, arent dumb enough to risk prison time for 1 extra chance to mash that TRUMO button
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Oct 31, 2020 00:43
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Oct 31, 2020 01:24
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why did they make it a creepy skeleton
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Oct 31, 2020 03:36
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oh cool we're just making hellraiser monsters for amusement parks
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Oct 31, 2020 03:43
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cyberplague stickers
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Oct 31, 2020 08:33
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The Luxury Nuclear Missile Silo Where Rich People Ride Out the Apocalypse https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a34522641/underground-atlas-missile-silo-survival-condo/ quote:A deactivated Atlas missile silo has been reimagined as a high-end condominium complex, designed to support a luxurious lifestyle in the wake of the End Times. The Survival Condo can house 75 people for up to five years, sheltering them from the nuclear, chemical, and biological threats while pampering them with luxuries that include a custom bar, library, and swimming pool. 
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Oct 31, 2020 19:25
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Vault-tec about to be real as hell
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Oct 31, 2020 19:28
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Put the 75 richest dudes in there and seal the doors.
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Oct 31, 2020 19:31
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and then fill it with cement.
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Oct 31, 2020 19:32
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ekuNNN posted:and then fill it with cement. You wouldn't need to, I'm sure the construction would've been given to lowest bidder so some critical ventilation function would fail and kill everyone inside within a few years.
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Oct 31, 2020 19:36
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ekuNNN posted:and then fill it with cement. Fill it with piss.
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Oct 31, 2020 19:36
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Hope they have spare water chips
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Oct 31, 2020 19:37
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tangy yet delightful posted:Fill it with piss. Why not cement made with piss? Call it peement
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Oct 31, 2020 19:44
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here's some actual photos (theoretically): [url]https://www.hgtv.ca/real-estate/photos/inside-survival-condos-coronavirus-1937249    I dig the paranoia inspired color coding:  and here's the food supply:  quote:Q. What kind of security do you have for the facility? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLy6AXjwQK8 Trabisnikof has issued a correction as of 19:48 on Oct 31, 2020 |
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Oct 31, 2020 19:46
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What am i looking at here?
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Oct 31, 2020 19:47
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Strom Cuzewon posted:What am i looking at here? instead of getting a "i voted sticker" you get a "i secured my vote sticker" because we live in a lovely rear end cyberpunk dystopia and ~*technology*~ is used to secure your vote and make sure the right outcome of the election happens and the wrong people don't get elected
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Oct 31, 2020 19:49
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also for as much as the silo people are like "OUR LOCATION IS TOP SECRET" they probably should have removed the google listing: https://goo.gl/maps/94VXgrkGKq2J9vGB6
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Oct 31, 2020 19:57
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Trabisnikof posted:also for as much as the silo people are like "OUR LOCATION IS TOP SECRET" they probably should have removed the google listing: https://goo.gl/maps/94VXgrkGKq2J9vGB6 A post-apocalyptic piñata.
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Oct 31, 2020 20:19
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Trabisnikof posted:instead of getting a "i voted sticker" you get a "i secured my vote sticker" because we live in a lovely rear end cyberpunk dystopia and ~*technology*~ is used to secure your vote and make sure the right outcome of the election happens and the wrong people don't get elected i assumed you would put the sticker over top of the smart card chip in order to "secure" it
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Oct 31, 2020 20:29
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doingitwrong posted:The Luxury Nuclear Missile Silo Where Rich People Ride Out the Apocalypse suppose there is some apocalypse scenario and the rich assholes ride it out in their bunker, suppose they don't die and the world around them falls apart when they come out of their bunker and the surface-dwellers realize they've been hiding and hoarding resources in a bunker, what do the rich people think is going to happen?
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Oct 31, 2020 20:33
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don't worry man im sure its cool, 5 years is totally enough time for a total extinction event to pass and everything will be back to normal
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Oct 31, 2020 20:39
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Cowpocalypse posted:what I never understood about this is what their endgame is supposed to be they aren't going to come out. they are buying an extra 5 years of jerking off, playing video games, and eating doritos before their death. everyone dies, being rich just means you die later
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Oct 31, 2020 20:45
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What'll really happen: Hmm, 75 people for 5 years. Wonder how long it'll last for one
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Oct 31, 2020 21:03
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even if there aren't angry surface survivors AND whatever happened does blow over in 5 years, what are they going to do afterwards? a luxury resort setting means it's gonna be fulla telephone hygenecists, techbros, and other worthless human trash. you gonna rebuilt society with >75 useless idiots after you've eaten all the MREs and hosed up the water system? or does it include a loving artifical womb/G. E. C. K. somewhere?
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Oct 31, 2020 21:03
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Zil posted:Why not cement made with piss? Call it peement Excrement?
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Oct 31, 2020 21:16
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T-man posted:even if there aren't angry surface survivors AND whatever happened does blow over in 5 years, what are they going to do afterwards? a luxury resort setting means it's gonna be fulla telephone hygenecists, techbros, and other worthless human trash. you gonna rebuilt society with >75 useless idiots after you've eaten all the MREs and hosed up the water system? or does it include a loving artifical womb/G. E. C. K. somewhere? it's also all moot because they got a dry run for this poo poo in the early pandemic and couldn't hack it even when they could still get food delivered directly to their door in large houses with dozens of rooms and plenty of outdoor greenspace on the property they'll kill each other in a week if they trapped themselves in a silo bunker
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Oct 31, 2020 21:19
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SpaceGoku posted:they'll kill each other in a week if they trapped themselves in a silo bunker stop! i can only get so erect
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Oct 31, 2020 21:30
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after the apocalypse and the eventual recovery, people will make their livings finding these rich person storage silos, cracking them open, and stealing whatever is left over after the inhabitants all killed each other/themselves.
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Oct 31, 2020 21:37
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uber_stoat posted:after the apocalypse and the eventual recovery, people will make their livings finding these rich person storage silos, cracking them open, and stealing whatever is left over after the inhabitants all killed each other/themselves. it’s called prospecting
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Oct 31, 2020 21:43
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