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ekuNNN posted:If you leave a a plate of noodles outside your front door for your local crab to eat, they will place a blessing on your crops, ensuring a bountiful harvest You could give it noodles with garlic butter and then steam that crab and I bet it would be delicious. Even more than usual.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:why do you all mythologise crabs, weirdly Shamans in some west African cultures use crabs to divine the future and tbh I think they're on to something. Here's a picture of a Kapsiki crab sorcerer consulting the crab 
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Mak0rz posted:Shamans in some west African cultures use crabs to divine the future and tbh I think they're on to something. "He says the future holds many noodles."
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https://twitter.com/lowpolyanimals/status/1320802378837233664
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ekuNNN posted:If you leave a a plate of noodles outside your front door for your local crab to eat they will place a blessing on your crops, ensuring a bountiful harvest lady and the tramp but crabs. 
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oh also https://twitter.com/lowpolyanimals/status/1320439988463554560
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Mak0rz posted:Shamans in some west African cultures use crabs to divine the future and tbh I think they're on to something. I have a prediction if he's not careful what those fingers touch
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uber_stoat posted:lady and the tramp but crabs. dog are basically crabs, you just have to wait a bit and then they will reach peak evolution
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Mak0rz posted:Shamans in some west African cultures use crabs to divine the future and tbh I think they're on to something. Literally did a reading with a crab reader and sand reader when I lived in west africa. I later laughed because he said I'd marry an African woman. I didn't want to marry anyone ever at the time. Three years later I met my wife, a Liberian lady. basically, The Crabs Know 
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Cancermancer was right there
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Slaan posted:Literally did a reading with a crab reader and sand reader when I lived in west africa. I later laughed because he said I'd marry an African woman. I didn't want to marry anyone ever at the time. Never doubt the wisdom of the crab nor that of the sorcerers who interpret their divine messages for our worldly ears
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Wild T posted:Cancermancer was right there nice
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Mak0rz posted:Never doubt the wisdom of the crab Never since have I doubted the crab
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crab thread I have come to share with you this background character from One Piece
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Never expected the crab thread to have horny and yet, here we are.
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*snip*, go to horny crab trap
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Cartoon Man posted:Never expected the crab thread to have horny and yet, here we are. Horninization is a well-documented evolutionary process common to all forms of life
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Wild T posted:Cancermancer was right there Carcinomancer?  
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https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1322282575516360704?s=19ekuNNN posted:Carcinomancer? I love him
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Oh man I knew we’d done something like this before... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840718&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=100#post504309078  I’ve posted 7 pages of...stuff in this thread 
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Oh man I knew we’d done something like this before... Seems like things repeat themselves? It's just a fundamental law of the universe. There's no escaping it.  
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Carb Wait, gently caress, no, CRAB
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Is that the giant thing from Starship Troopers?
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Oct 31, 2020 02:03
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Looks like a Mirelurk. Not sure because its not attacking me. 
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OgNar posted:Looks like a Mirelurk. I’ll have the lobster roll.
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Cancermancers practice clawmaturgy.
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i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Saw some high quality children in crab costumes this fine candy based holiday. Which reminds me to look for a crab costume for my dog so she can further her evolution.
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the vampire crab!  
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Waterbed Wendy posted:
Is this real? It looks like a Disney character. 
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