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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

You know who else did horrible things to people but was nice to dogs?

You knew Robbie Walden from third grade too?!

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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There is no rest for any of us on this side of the grave and it is exhausting just being.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I remember a while back some doofus presented the theory that if cats were as big as, say, lions, they'd eat their owners, as some sort of "proof" that cats don't actually bond with humans. Like no poo poo, they'd loving be lions then wouldn't they?

Also humans and lions do form emotional bonds and there’s plenty of humans alive right now who can interact with big cats and not be perceived as food. It’s just more fraught and best left to experts, because lions and tigers are huge wild animals and not tiny and domesticated.

If you adopt a cat it won’t take to you right away, but you’ll have better luck than with a lion because you can survive many cat scratches, which you probably won’t even get because you are a gargantuan threat that no cat wants to fight.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

One of my good friends’ families names all their dogs stuff like “Littleshit” and “Assface” and it annoys me. I know the dogs don’t care but it’s so crass and how are they not embarrassed going to the vet or whatever?
This sounds like they took my video game habits and applied them to real life. Like if I had two cats named Dickbutt and Buttdick.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Whole lot of people think it's okay to have anxiety in this thread evidently.

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Nov 17, 2011

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Aramek posted:

Whole lot of people think it's okay to have anxiety in this thread evidently.

And if it isn't?

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Aramek posted:

Whole lot of people think it's okay to have anxiety in this thread evidently.

Citizens please keep your anxiety to the designated threads. Failure to do so will result in a citation that can only be appealed via a phone number that connects to an elderly woman who can't hear very well and not through any kind of online submission form.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Shibawanko posted:

i also don't think human love is much more than just reciprocity for various things,

no

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Anxiety is just dread leaving the body. Better out than in I always say!

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Doggo is fine as an addition to aussie vernacular.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Halloween sucks rear end and I’m glad it’s cancelled

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Amoeba102 posted:

Doggo is fine as an addition to aussie vernacular.

I believe they already have doggeriedoo.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

the best prehistoric animal is the dimetrodon

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
doggo is a fine slang name for dogs, if i am petting a random dog and i don't know its name i'll refer to it as a woof

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Amoeba102 posted:

Doggo is fine as an addition to aussie vernacular.

No australian has ever sounded cool or good and they should not steal our words. Keep your bikies, “Oz” or whatever. Doggo belongs to North America.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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thetoughestbean posted:

Halloween sucks rear end and I’m glad it’s cancelled

I knew this day would come..... I've finally found my posting nemesis.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Shibawanko posted:

the best prehistoric animal is the dimetrodon

My brother would agree, but no, it's the ankylosaurus.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

thetoughestbean posted:

Halloween sucks rear end and I’m glad it’s cancelled

Is it? My parents in florida just told me they signed up to participate and were told to expect upwards of 500-750 kids.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Shibawanko posted:

the best prehistoric animal is the dimetrodon



Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

My brother would agree, but no, it's the ankylosaurus.

Are you forgetting the murder chicken?

https://www.newdinosaurs.com/quetzalcoatlus/

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

My brother would agree, but no, it's the ankylosaurus.

:hai: This is undisputable.

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I don't find Demon Slayer very compelling

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

What's demon slayer (it is kind of ungoogleable if you don't know what it is)

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Manager Hoyden posted:

What's demon slayer (it is kind of ungoogleable if you don't know what it is)

a popular manga and anime series

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Mar 5, 2020

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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

My brother would agree, but no, it's the ankylosaurus.

it's the dimetrodon

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Shibawanko posted:

it's the dimetrodon

You just don’t like the ankylosaurus because its skull situation is too much like a helmet.

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All dinosaur coolness charts need to be reorganized considering the recent discoveries about what dinosaurs actually looked like

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Gripweed posted:

All dinosaur coolness charts need to be reorganized considering the recent discoveries about what dinosaurs actually looked like



Holy poo poo brachiosaurus just got a lot cooler

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All the big long neck guys had trunks, all the t-rex and raptor guys had feathers, Triceratops were just baby Torosaurus, and all of them, every last dinosaur, had a wattle.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I hate sad music in movies if the scene isn't sad. Like I'm rewatching Moneyball and every scene sounds like a 2006 college freshman's guitar. The whole movie should have sounded like Ocean's Eleven and it is the worse for it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gripweed posted:

Triceratops were just baby Torosaurus

I just googled Torosaurus and it looks exactly like a Triceratops but bigger. So that really can't have come as much of a shock to anyone, surely?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Tiggum posted:

I just googled Torosaurus and it looks exactly like a Triceratops but bigger. So that really can't have come as much of a shock to anyone, surely?

Every paleontologist before like 1996.

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Apparently it is still a matter of contention though

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If I got to name a dinosaur I would start a blood vendetta against any rear end in a top hat trying to rename it. I think those paleontologists are handling it very well considering.

Bioshuffle
Feb 10, 2011

No good deed goes unpunished

If you are caught stealing a campaign sign, you should lose your ability to vote.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Bioshuffle posted:

If you are caught stealing a campaign sign, you should lose your ability to vote.

what if you alter them so they read “i pump penis”

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what if you alter them so they read “i pump penis”

That and adding sinister mustaches actually earns you an additional vote.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I just took a road trip through Arkansas and they probably spent 1% of their GDP on Trump signs and flags

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Campaign signs should have no legal protections of any kind. It should be legal to steal them, deface them, or run them over with your car.

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