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Evilreaver posted:the literal sky doesn't have the ability to put out lethal streams of water (at least impact-wise) due to the terminal velocity of water droplets being kinda low dumb idiot moron clouds should make icicles first
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The Bloop posted:dumb idiot moron clouds should make icicles first https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_costly_or_deadly_hailstorms
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StillFullyTerrible posted:i'm doubtful your urethra is wide enough to allow the kind of throughput needed for it to be lethal sounds like a challenge
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Trying to do the math on how wide your urethra would be to produce a column of water with enough mass to kill someone and realizing it's too advanced for me so I'll see what my physics professor has to say. For now, we can assume 200 gallons of shaving cream dumped in 2 seconds from 30 feet was nearly fatal to the actor who played Walter Peck in Ghostbusters, so approximately a 9 foot diameter urethra with a 250 gallon bladder with no bottleneck should do the trick. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 22:17 on Oct 31, 2020 |
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PainterofCrap posted:^^ bien sur! ^^^ Mars can make any laws it likes as long they are producing their own oxygen, food, and water. Also every spare part they could possibly need. Otherwise the old fashioned Earth dudes have some serious leverage by cutting off exports.
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rydiafan posted:I regret to inform everyone who said they eat pickled beets that they've been leading a deprived life, because my wife's pickle beets are the best. I eat your wife's pickle beet all the time.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I eat your wife's pickle beet all the time. How is it?
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Trying to do the math on how wide your urethra would be to produce a column of water with enough mass to kill someone and realizing it's too advanced for me so I'll see what my physics professor has to say. Lol quote:Allegedly, he couldn't walk into a bar without people wanting to fight him,[5], children screamed and teased him wherever he went,[6] and people often quoted the "dickless" line in public, including a bus full of teenagers.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:i'm doubtful your urethra is wide enough to allow the kind of throughput needed for it to be lethal That's sounding like a challenge e: MotU posted:sounds like a challenge I can't tell if you were going for the same joke, whoops
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Evilreaver posted:the literal sky doesn't have the ability to put out lethal streams of water (at least impact-wise) due to the terminal velocity of water droplets being kinda low you are not thinking of the right kind of water stream. do not think in terms of rain, but rather in terms of a broken dam
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Memento posted:If I didn't have a harness attached to a solid mounting point I would have absolutely not pissed off such a great height ♪ They will see us peeing from such great heights ♫
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Scholtz posted:If it's lethality you want, you guys are going the wrong direction, diameter-wise. Dang it, Peggy, that's a private matter.
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Fister Roboto posted:♪ They will see us peeing from such great heights ♫ Lol
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Fister Roboto posted:♪ They will see us peeing from such great heights ♫ Lol well done ....but all the news reports recommended that I pee indoors That fake new album announcement they did made me mad 
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i think the simpsons gif was in reference the the 'life in the womb' conversation, not the piss terminal velocity question i was recontextualizing it, yes
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N. Senada posted:Who’s that character? It seems really familiar ghosh from azure dreams
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I have realized despite all these top notch forklift memes I still haven't seen any featuring the amazing Klaus. I hope to remedy that:
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StillFullyTerrible posted:you are not thinking of the right kind of water stream. do not think in terms of rain, but rather in terms of a broken dam Terminal velocity of rain is 16-25 MPH: https://www.uu.edu/dept/physics/scienceguys/2001Mar.cfm#:~:text=A%20smaller%20raindrop%20of%20radius,when%20they%20begin%20their%20descent. Pee is 95% water, so the remainder is negligible physics wise: https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/arti...blems.%E2%80%9D All mammals (despite bladder size), pee for approximately 21 seconds: https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/regardless-of-bladder-size-all-mammals-pee-for-approximately-21-seconds-with-video-goodness Let's assume the piss starts from rest and reaches a terminal velocity of 25MPH, which is 11.176 m/s. With g= 9.8 m/s^2 this takes 1.14s until it doesn't fall any faster. In 1.14s the piss travels 6.48m using the deltaX = t*(v+v0)/2 equation. In the remaining 20s of pissing it is traveling at 11.176 m/s, so it travels a further 223.52m. So if you start pissing at a height of 230m, you will finish your piss before the first drop hits the ground. For an example of what you need to piss off of to achieve this feat: http://www.bluebulbprojects.com/measureofthings/results.php?comp=distance&unit=m&amt=230&sort=pr&p=1 The best piss object they list is the Eiffel Tower, which gives you plenty of margin to piss from the top and meet your goal. The Golden Gate Bridge is pretty close to ideal, pissing wise. The Washington Monument, Space Needle, and St. Paul's Cathedral are all a bit too short. space uncle has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Nov 1, 2020 |
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space uncle posted:Terminal velocity of rain is 16-25 MPH: this is the best website
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space uncle posted:Terminal velocity of rain is 16-25 MPH: Now calculate the diameter of a stream thick and heavy enough to kill a man.
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marshmallow creep posted:Now calculate the diameter of a stream thick and heavy enough to kill a man. Impossible according to this nerd: https://www.quora.com/How-much-water-would-have-to-be-dropped-on-a-person-from-a-certain-height-to-kill-them You can drown someone, but you can’t crush someone with water. If you’re shooting water at someone to kill them then you don’t need to use a thick or heavy stream, a water jet will work. https://www.omicsonline.org/open-ac...8.php?aid=35895
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Data Graham posted:All Mammals Pee For 21 Seconds is my favorite useless fact gently caress your "billion heartbeats per lifetime" facts, this is news we can use!
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