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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Clibanarius
Sep 22, 2020

by Athanatos

More like @SHIT_ANTHONY

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Holy poo poo everything sucks lol

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

PathAsc posted:

Holy poo poo everything sucks lol

I just don't know if Microsoft can deliver truly infinite Halo

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

The traditional releasing of the fantasy scotus list

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
What stage of texas are we in

Red, blue, or purple

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Clibanarius posted:

Does anyone remember that Paul Manafort's daughters had their cell phones hacked and text logs leaked and there's literally texts between them discussing whether or not their brain-damaged mother, who was forced into being gangbanged (raped, basically) by numerous strangers (specifically black men even against her protestations), had been tested for STDs recently to make sure she wasn't going to loving die of syphilis or HIV or something?

Also there's that Jeffrey Epstein thing that literally hundreds or even thousands upon thousands of people covered for.

And people wonder what's wrong with ME when I'm constantly angry at everything going on.

Jeffrey who?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Third World Reagan posted:

What stage of texas are we in

Red, blue, or purple

past the inital heady rush of blue, we've settled back into a rational red, maybe trending maroon towards purple

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



PathAsc posted:

Holy poo poo everything sucks lol

Clibanarius
Sep 22, 2020

by Athanatos

lumpentroll posted:

what the gently caress

no i don't remember that

It's... far less upsetting to post the link to the texts (can be loaded in Notepad++ or whatever; ctrl-F for "Has mom been tested for STDs") rather than post a brick of about 500 lines of them conversing about how awful it is that their brain-damaged mother is being forced to have group sex with other men or their father will leave her penniless and destitute. https://archive.org/download/ManafortTextMessages/Optimized.csv

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

who is gonna run against trump in 2024

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

GrimGypsy posted:

who is gonna run against trump in 2024

lol

this is the last "election" friendo

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

GrimGypsy posted:

who is gonna run against trump in 2024

Meghan Mccain

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

GrimGypsy posted:

who is gonna run against trump in 2024

Depends on whether he wins or loses this election

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Gonna say it. I love You Sir!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Best thing about a Biden loss is that we don't have 4 years of Biden while the GOP gear up for full-Hitler in 2024. The 2nd best thing will be that the moderate wing of Dems will be completely discredited.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/galaxybrainbot/status/1322863636562407425

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



This November I will shave, I will bust a nut, and I'm not writing a goddamn novel. gently caress it, this year has sucked enough.

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1322868388155318272?s=19

Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeroisanumber posted:

Best thing about a Biden loss is that we don't have 4 years of Biden while the GOP gear up for full-Hitler in 2024. The 2nd best thing will be that the moderate wing of Dems will be completely discredited.

The left will still be blamed if Biden loses.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Is No Nut November just for jerking off or are you not allowed to gently caress either? Never looked into it bc it seemed stupid as poo poo.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Third World Reagan posted:

What stage of texas are we in

Red, blue, or purple

the "¡abuelita!" stage of 2016

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Catpetter1981 posted:

The left will still be blamed if Biden loses.

lmao Bernie was probably campaigning for Biden harder than Biden was and the libs will still bitch about him after the election

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Is No Nut November just for jerking off or are you not allowed to gently caress either? Never looked into it bc it seemed stupid as poo poo.

I think there's a special carve out of the rules for loving handguns and long rifles

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i love that foxnews.com is running with headlines like 'iowa polls show certain red wave' and 'ivanka raises $35M in one day two days before the election which will certainly be effective and well spent'

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

gonna dmca the poo poo outta you for releasing my onlyfans from last night

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Trump!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DrPossum posted:

i think the inevitability of 1000 years of tugboat darkness might take a few days to really sink in

it's best to have trump in your heart at all times like mill bitchell

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Can't really describe what I'm feeling right now.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

why is it a fox

it should be a polecat

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


holloween is over now

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Zisky posted:

Can't really describe what I'm feeling right now.

Twibp

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Zisky posted:

Can't really describe what I'm feeling right now.

2 days

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Zisky posted:

Can't really describe what I'm feeling right now.

That's what the professionals call "anxiety"

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




twodays

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

when social order collapses and the internet stops working in like january, c-spam will continue via hobo code etchings on specific rocks and walls

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/AnimalsWorId/status/1322862216308170755?s=20

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
can't wait to be extremely cracked and pinged

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Either Biden will win and things will get back to normal, or Trump will win and the way things are currently will be the normal for the foreseeable future. So either way, it'll be fine.

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