TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I hope you all are legitimately preparing yourselves to watch the election "results" be completely vaporized by conspiracy theories, throwing ballots out, and general whataboutism that will lead to Trump declaring victory and the Dems just shrugging and going SIR I DOTH PROTEST SIR and everything will devolve into absolute madness.

Because its going to happen.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 11:33

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Tom Gorman posted:

lmao my dealer was supposed to come by today and drop off the only thing that will keep me sane for the next month

but over the weekend he decided to go bunker up and hide out off grid in a cabin. he is not coming back

loving RIP

RIP to it all. RIP to everything

Go to that cabin, and get your poo poo.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Dustcat posted:

can this somehow be the thread title??

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

JAMOOOL: Oct 18, 2004; I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao if turmo and crew had just stuck to the run of the mill quiet vote suppression, not tried to nuke the USPS, and let the supreme court quietly gently caress over some key states vbm / early voting systems he would be in a lot better position right now but they went too hard and every single person who wanted to vote dem is watching their ballot like a hawk now and the courts are too scared to look like turmo is ordering them around lmfao

yeah no poo poo and given the return rates thus far it seems increasingly likely that the GOP is loving their own base by so overtly trying to steal the election

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

D O R K Y posted:

Fiddling with the rear end

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Tom Gorman posted:

lmao my dealer was supposed to come by today and drop off the only thing that will keep me sane for the next month

but over the weekend he decided to go bunker up and hide out off grid in a cabin. he is not coming back

loving RIP

RIP to it all. RIP to everything

you should join him in the off grid cabin

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Thoatse posted:

A butthole full of bats

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Chinatown posted:

I hope you all are legitimately preparing yourselves to watch the election "results" be completely vaporized by conspiracy theories, throwing ballots out, and general whataboutism that will lead to Trump declaring victory and the Dems just shrugging and going SIR I DOTH PROTEST SIR and everything will devolve into absolute madness.

Because its going to happen.

Inshallah

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

helta: Jun 16, 2018; going back to my roots

Mx Tricorder posted:

tup!

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I feel like there's a kind of gleeful sadism in a lot of posts itt about how things are never going to get better, and it makes me uncomfortable.

the oak, in a mighty gale, stands fast and breaks

while the willow, gleefully swaying side to side, drunk af on whiskey, survives

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/_AyaHijazi_/status/1323340710674944002

ahahah jfc

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:17

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Shear Modulus posted:

you should join him in the off grid cabin

This would be a good twist

Imagine having 4 years to prep for this and waiting until the day before to get your drugs

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Chinatown posted:

I hope you all are legitimately preparing yourselves to watch the election "results" be completely vaporized by conspiracy theories, throwing ballots out, and general whataboutism that will lead to Trump declaring victory and the Dems just shrugging and going SIR I DOTH PROTEST SIR and everything will devolve into absolute madness.

Because its going to happen.

Yeah I have a decent amount of booze and weed.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Dustcat posted:

How did I miss this

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

brugroffil posted:

a lot of people are really dumb and think we should have a D Congress and R President or vice-versa "to keep things balanced"

not a majority but enough to matter sometimes

one of those people is joe biden, who has said it wouldn't be good if the democrats win too much this election

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/_AyaHijazi_/status/1323340710674944002

lol, this got a genuine audible "holy poo poo" out of me.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/_AyaHijazi_/status/1323340710674944002

Remembering how loving weird he was when talking to victims of mass shootings aaaaaggh

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Shageletic posted:

the oak, in a mighty gale, stands fast and breaks

while the willow, gleefully swaying side to side, drunk af on whiskey, survives

William? William Moon?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Alec Eiffel posted:

CNN is reporting that Donald John Trump has died at a rally

if he trips and falls off a stage and actually dies during one of his rallies today or tomorrow i will never stop laughing

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/_AyaHijazi_/status/1323340710674944002

Biden would lean in and sniff her hair

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:18

oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Remembering how loving weird he was when talking to victims of mass shootings aaaaaggh

posing with the baby, two thumbs up

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

very glad that my blue state governor was married to an ultrachud who would later be on fox and dating trump junior

had a libertarian acquaintance have his four year old daughter say, �recall gavin newsom� at a Halloween event

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

sonatinas posted:

in a zoom call about ocean export problems and the amount of anti labor rhetoric is disgusting

oh btw the us govt can�t file charges against these multinational shipping companies because a law in 84 and 98 says that they can price fix , collude,etc as long as they file an agreement with federal maritime agency

whats the labor chat pertaining to exactly

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Zisky posted:

Yeah I have a decent amount of booze and weed.

I'm headed to the Weed Store today. :hai:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Iron Crowned posted:

A butthole full of bats

the batthole

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

my bony fealty posted:

Biden would lean in and sniff her hair

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/_AyaHijazi_/status/1323340710674944002

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is the 46th President of the United States of America.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

https://twitter.com/threateningcake/status/1323322725209837568?s=21

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Shear Modulus posted:

very glad that my blue state governor was married to an ultrachud who would later be on fox and dating trump junior

its as if he's an empty suit politician with nice hair and teeth who seeks power and doesn't actually have any personal convictions

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:19

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Remembering how loving weird he was when talking to victims of mass shootings aaaaaggh

I hear you

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:20

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

can someone send a message to the president that if he loses in a blowout he should immediately pivot to saying that obama was so weak and such a failure that even sleepy joe managed to outperform obama

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:20

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

One last turpm before the blow

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:21

pandy fackler: Jun 2, 2020

Chinatown posted:

I hope you all are legitimately preparing yourselves to watch the election "results" be completely vaporized by conspiracy theories, throwing ballots out, and general whataboutism that will lead to Trump declaring victory and the Dems just shrugging and going SIR I DOTH PROTEST SIR and everything will devolve into absolute madness.

Because its going to happen.

lol turmo

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:21

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

if biden wins I sincerely hope that a cohort of the most doombrained posters (pfc, juda, etc.) get therapy

if trump wins i sincerely hope that simps like schnorkles and shm get good and drunk and learn to stop being such naive babies

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:21