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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7g19GzFkg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6PdZob719k

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Nov 3, 2020

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Zyla posted:

even if they are, your job is to make it seem ambiguous so a show can be made around it, if you cant even keep to that kayfabe it will piss off the fans

Oh absolutely, Im just imagining a show now with 25 guys and one is a decent and good looking dude and the other 24 are various "Wiping your rear end makes you gay" dudes

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Harlan's call of the cat incident was :discourse:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Bring back the Creamsicle cowards

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Bring back the Creamsicle cowards

:hellyeah:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

Oh absolutely, Im just imagining a show now with 25 guys and one is a decent and good looking dude and the other 24 are various "Wiping your rear end makes you gay" dudes

i'd be really suspicious of the "Decent" guy in that grouping, probably a cop or something

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Qwijib0 posted:

Harlan's call of the cat incident was :discourse:

Harlan is our greatest announcer in sports right now imo.

"LEBRON JAMES, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what the gently caress was that throw, tom

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Bring back the Creamsicle cowards

sounds like the Creamsicle Cowards are in charge

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Zyla posted:

i'd be really suspicious of the "Decent" guy in that grouping, probably a cop or something

Maybe thats the gimmick, all the dudes have one secret horrible drawback like "thinks eating potatoes is erotic and will get angry if you do it in front of other men"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Zyla posted:

Harlan is our greatest announcer in sports right now imo.

"LEBRON JAMES, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqDX_NxfK8

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

Harlan is our greatest announcer in sports right now imo.

"LEBRON JAMES, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

:hai: :respek: :hai:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Illegal Hen
Now I want the Bucs to lose all their NFCE games.

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
It's uncomfortable how much she's into Dale and how she talks about him though. Now obviously the edit is everything. And before anyone asks I was in hospital getting 2 of Dilaudid every two hours and that's my excuse for watching it.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

Now I want the Bucs to lose all their games.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

J33uk posted:

It's uncomfortable how much she's into Dale and how she talks about him though. Now obviously the edit is everything. And before anyone asks I was in hospital getting 2 of Dilaudid every two hours and that's my excuse for watching it.

lucky

i'd love some candy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

brady keeps trying to force it into tight places here

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

is this a TRAP Game?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

J33uk posted:

It's uncomfortable how much she's into Dale and how she talks about him though. Now obviously the edit is everything. And before anyone asks I was in hospital getting 2 of Dilaudid every two hours and that's my excuse for watching it.

Welcome to the Involuntary Bachelorette Viewer Support Group, my friend.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Maybe if Brady yells at his teammates more he will be able to get some velocity on those passes

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

is this a TRAP Game?

Tom brady
Ruined
And
Pees himself

game?

I hope so

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Bucs are frauds.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Is touchdown tom bad now, this is the first bucs game i've watched

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Zyla posted:

is this a TRAP Game?

No its a Tarp game as we bury these two teams alive

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Zyla posted:

is this a TRAP Game?

It is a CRAP game

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Wait, when the gently caress did we sign Alfred Morris?!

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
very excited to see the vaunted New York Giants defense drive 97 yards

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

Maybe if Brady yells at his teammates more he will be able to get some velocity on those passes

Ahem I think you'll find he is in fact coaching them up and inspiring them

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

bows1 posted:

Is touchdown tom bad now, this is the first bucs game i've watched

He's having PTSD from previous Giants games

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Wow AlfMo is still alive and kicking, good on him

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

hughesta posted:

very excited to see the vaunted New York Giants defense drive 97 yards

96, tyvm

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Trap
Tarp
Part
Prat
Rapt

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

spider 2 y banana :siren:

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
holy poo poo alfred morris is still in the league?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

gently caress A TOM BRADY

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I swear if the Bucs lose

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I was secretly hoping for a safety

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Dr_Strangelove posted:

gently caress A TOM BRADY

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

hughesta posted:

very excited to see the vaunted New York Giants defense drive 93 yards

In one of their games (Eagles or Steelers) they had like a 90+ yard drive... that ended with Jones throwing a pick that would crush the souls of Giants fans if they had any...

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hey, Giants, like heres a concept; throw the loving ball

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