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Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007
Can I TOXX for Biden here? I wanna feel dumb as gently caress tomorrow when Trump squeaks through despite the odds

For posterity, I will also TOXX a $20 donation to RAINN if Biden wins.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
no more election toxxes, but there is a maps thread where you can bet to donate

ArmyGroup303
Apr 10, 2004

If this were real life, I would have piloted this helicopter with you still in it.

Lead out in cuffs posted:

I have a six-day-old baby! :coffeepal:

Congratulations!

And fellow Goons, this is gonna be one hell of a ride. Get offline and get some sleep. Election Day 2020 is here, and we're gonna need all the rest and good vibes we can get.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


I am so nervous about this and spent all day doomscrolling :(

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Vivian Darkbloom posted:

I am so nervous about this and spent all day doomscrolling :(

Go binge a let's play or Binky or The Dollop or...

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Lead out in cuffs posted:

I have a six-day-old baby! :coffeepal:

You have years of not sleeping ahead of you. Between one and six. It’ll get better then worse again.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I live in Michigan and watching my state go red for the first time in my life and basically be the last domino that got the fucker elected was pretty damaging so it'd be nice if that gets reversed today!

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I want to move to Dixville Notch and refuse to vote until 7PM to spoil their gimmick

Bandit Hat
Sep 8, 2005
Potatoes are the all-time treat, they are good to chomp and good to eat!

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

I am so nervous about this and spent all day doomscrolling :(

Same here, definitely same. Been so anxious for the past 48 hours or so I’ve been nauseated, etc. Don’t know if I can sleep tonight, but I want to be rested up in case it’s time to party hard tomorrow

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin

This should segue to the music video of lil pump with Charlie sheen taking drugs at the mental hospital

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i was feeling fairly relaxed about the election, so i just placed a few large bets on biden so i could get that churning stomach, tight butthole feeling back

Yeah I did the exact same.

1.55 odds for Biden though seemed ridiculously good for how the polls are looking, I'm guessing it was all the chuds going with their gut for trump or maybe 2016 just broke everyone

Kal-L
Jan 18, 2005

Heh... Spider-man... Web searches... That's funny. I should've trademarked that one. Could've made a mint.
'Sup, US goons? The big day is here, and I just wanted to wish you and your country the best, and that this time the elections do not end in a poo poo show like four years ago.

That being said... if Trump gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh my rear end off like last time, except that now I will go straight into full-on Joker-esque madness.

I, for one, eagerly await the return to a normal passage of time like it was 1,000 years ago, before November 2016.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

it's very probable that tomorrow is going to be one of the most impactful days of my life, in that my life will probably go very differently depending on who wins tomorrow. I think quite a few people, especially younger people, are in this position. The entire arc of millions of lives will probably be decided.

Jesus loving christ it's terrifying

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Bar Ran Dun posted:

You have years of not sleeping ahead of you. Between one and six. It’ll get better then worse again.

It's not always that bad. Both of mine were sleeping through the night at 6 months or less. We bottle fed our kids, so an 11pm bottle usually meant a good 6 or 7 hours of sleep. That's the best you could hope for really.

Truth - I watched a LOT of CNN back then. One of my oldest's earliest words was barakobama. Momma dadda kitty barakobama

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer


Oh right, I made this for 2016

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


This poo poo is already happening and I'm dying.

https://twitter.com/MKGRDC/status/1323512573510103041

Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eeepies posted:

Good luck US, I'm hoping for a blowout.

There's gonna be a blowout.

A blowout for JEB!!!

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Da Mott Man posted:

This poo poo is already happening and I'm dying.

https://twitter.com/MKGRDC/status/1323512573510103041

Holy crap lolololol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Da Mott Man posted:

This poo poo is already happening and I'm dying.

https://twitter.com/MKGRDC/status/1323512573510103041

I almost feel bad for them.

Almost.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Good luck amerigoons.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Two things I want. Biden to win and for a collective unfucking of the gerrymandering that's been done. It's the only road forward I see to the leftist utopia in my head. At this point though I'm just reading "Trump wins 306 EC votes!!!" Facebook predictions from my dumbest contacts and preparing the poor tortured rat that runs my brain for the ultimate failure tomorrow

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I have meetings all day Tuesday and Wednesday. Why anyone expects work to be done this week is a mystery. Everyone is distracted and low-key freaking out.

I know we’re not gonna get McConnell but can we at least boot Graham this year?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


My favorite prop bet is 3.5/1 odds that Melania divorces Trump within a year if he loses.

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr
Australian here, gently caress you guys hype us up for this

2 to 1 for a Donald Trump brain fart
3 to 1 for some actual killin'
4 to 1 for a riot

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Josh Lyman posted:

My favorite prop bet is 3.5/1 odds that Melania divorces Trump within a year if he loses.

Did she sign a prenup? Because if she signed a prenup I could see her sticking it out until he dies for the sake of the money.

Terebus
Feb 17, 2007

Pillbug
Here's my Very Hopeful map. This is what I would love to see.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I'm off to be a poll worker for the first time. Stay safe out there goons!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
America, I just wanted you to know. We're all counting on you.



Good luck. May the Force be with you.

ROFLBOT
Apr 1, 2005
Hey USA, don’t gently caress this up k?

i mean, no pressure or anything

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Comstar posted:

America, I just wanted you to know. We're all counting on you.



Good luck. May the Force be with you.

Yeah I almost literally posted this four years ago

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


ROFLBOT posted:

Hey USA, don’t gently caress this up k?

i mean, no pressure or anything

Comstar posted:

America, I just wanted you to know. We're all counting on you.



Good luck. May the Force be with you.

But they both had forgotten, the one thing Americans hated more than a fascist dictator, was being told what to do.

:chaostrump:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Catpetter1981 posted:

There's gonna be a blowout.

A blowout for JEB!!!

Those undecideds are really breaking in his direction!

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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1323578546661531648

In honour of the number thread, number!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I had to live through Reagan getting elected twice. I keep my expectations very low.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

That is big number

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

scratch unpleasant posted:

i watched a live stream of dixville but it was too quiet or blurry to even understand who won so awesome. hope it's not an omen.

edit:
biden 5
trump 0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixville_Notch,_New_Hampshire

Wow, Dix out for Biden?

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Wishing US goons all well from Oz. I will be having an election party with my former boss and we start drinking at 7am.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

Budzilla posted:

Wishing US goons all well from Oz. I will be having an election party with my former boss and we start drinking at 7am.

Sounds like any other Wednesday in Straya

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Here's my map, where I've said "gently caress it" if I'm going to be wrong might as well post the most optimistic result

Edit: god drat it I didn't mean to make missouri blue

John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Nov 3, 2020

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