space uncle posted:

Wait are you guys hiring piss mathematicians with a knowledge of basic physics?

Can I send you my resume or should I just send a piss sample?

Ouija posted:

how about focusing more on getting drunk and laid?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

tangy yet delightful posted:

LinkedIn isn't just a series of tubes you can piss into.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean... isn't it, though?

I loved LinkedIn. I once got a recruitment email from a man calling himself Protoss Ho. Why, no, Mr. Ho, I'm not sure you represent the cream of the EFL chain school crop, but thanks anyways!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean... isn't it, though?

I loved LinkedIn. I once got a recruitment email from a man calling himself Protoss Ho. Why, no, Mr. Ho, I'm not sure you represent the cream of the EFL chain school crop, but thanks anyways!

GreenNight posted:

Hmm.

tetrapyloctomy posted:

Everyone knows poo poo rolls downhillstairs.

kid sinister posted:

You've got problems if you poop slinkies.

tetrapyloctomy posted:

It's not my fault -- I wanted spinach, but my wife bought spring mix.

Karia posted:

Everything's compressible, it's just a matter of how hard you have to squish it. Under pretty much any circumstances you'll ever encounter, though: no. Water is compressible, but like the post said, it's got a bulk modulus of about 2.1 gigapascals. In contast, air is somewhere around 140 kilopascals. That means water is about 15000 times harder to compress than air is (and that behavior is probably going to be non-linear since at some point the molecules are just going to start running out of room, so it'll probably get stiffer as you compress it more.)

space uncle posted:

Hey team, got some new piss research for you this afternoon.

Many leading medical journals have put forth the theory that the human "bladder" stores piss:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/cystometry#:~:text=For%20the%20normal%20female%20bladder,H2O%20usually%20occurs.

And estimates that 400-600mL of piss is stored in the bladder, and the urge to piss is caused by a pressure increase of 2-6mm Hg.

While this is an interesting theory, and it is useful for simple first order approximations and estimations of pissing, we all know that piss is stored in the balls.

The average volume of the testicle is approximately 20cm^3.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#:~:text=Normal%20volume%20is%2015%20to,12%E2%80%9330%20cm3).

Alright so how do we fit 500mL of piss into two 20cm^3 balls? Easy - pressurize it.

Using the bulk modulus equation:

K = V * delta P / delta V

where K = 2.1 gigapascals
V0 = 500mL= 500cm^3
V1 = 2*20cm^3
deltaV = 460cm^3

2.1 GPa = 500cm^3*deltaP/(460) cm^3

Solve for deltaP, and your piss is pressurized to 1.932 gigapascals.

What's that in normal human units? A mere 19,000 atmospheres.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2.1+GPa+*+%28460%2F500%29

This is 200x the pressure at the center of the Earth, which makes sense, because when you wake up in the morning you really have to fuckin go.

rap music posted:

please seek employment

aware of dog posted:

https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/1323625920595451904?s=21
Mexico, China, India, New York, California, Cuba, and... Liberia?

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Even don jr's map has biden winning the popular vote

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean... isn't it, though?

I loved LinkedIn. I once got a recruitment email from a man calling himself Protoss Ho. Why, no, Mr. Ho, I'm not sure you represent the cream of the EFL chain school crop, but thanks anyways!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I could totally buy that there's at least one person actually named Protoss Ho in South Korea, given how insanely-popular Starcraft is there.

He's probably a real micro-manager though.

Kenning posted:

As god is my witness, a high-level safety compliance officer at Kia Motors America is named Jurassic S. Park.

https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2019/RCAK-19V109-4087.pdf

That guy was definitely actually named Protoss Ho.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

THIS IS loving AMAZING. (Protoss Ho was definitely Chinese, but I totally thought that was a South Korean "English name," too.)

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lmao if they both go

https://twitter.com/kawsachunnews/status/1323649963369390081?s=21

Phi230 posted:

Coup Cucks Clan

Doc Hawkins posted:

Joementum posted:

Counties to watch tonight:

Addison
Bennington
Caledonia
Chittenden
Essex
Franklin
Grand Isle
Lamoille
Orange
Orleans
Rutland
Washington
Windham
Windsor

Ben Nerevarine posted:

big mean giraffe posted:

Grilling a steak and roasting some potatoes in the oven, and drinking probably way too much of this:



Cat to follow

Seyser Koze posted:

don't drink your cat, jesus

az posted:

imagine your browser color codes every post with az in it

pog boyfriend posted:

i leave qcs alone for like 8 hours and people are posting star wars qanon fan fiction. fucks sakes guys

nine-gear crow posted:

If things hold up, all Trump needs to do now is give a press conference thanking all the Hispanics who voted for him this time around and then ascend up a golden escalator into Trump Tower and never be seen again after that and his presidency will have been perfectly symmetrical.

Nitrousoxide posted:

The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lb.

Platystemon posted:

It’s eighty pounds, based on his dosage of Regeneron.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Dude tech guy

Games dude

Nerd geek


All of these are primo channel names for your YouTube channel where you wax nostalgic about floppy disks while repeatedly holstering and unholstering a 6 shooter like you’re having an old west duel

Cojawfee posted:

So I said "it doesn't matter if I painted over the orange tip, this is still an airsoft rifle and I'm allowed to bring it into the library. That reminded me of going to the library as a kid when I would use their Tandy color computers."

freeedr posted:

When I was a kid I was taken to a circus once. The circus was animal-free and was supposed to be ethical. I saw a sad clown making GBS threads in a loading dock outside of the civic center. I immediately said to him “you are a mass of failure”. He responded to me by saying “I hate these creepy church-going types that say sex is evil and then make everything about sex. They are wear-your-skin hosed up and scary.” I said “there are police around the corner.” He ran away. The same guy was later in a dunk tank that was really hard to trigger. He insulted everyone for hours before he got dunked. They found him dead in his trailer before the show the next day but the rest of the circus performers just left him in there without reporting it and left town in a convoy that evening. Why can’t I stop reliving this in every dream I have. Why am I sometimes the clown


🤡

E: wrong thread

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I wonder how someone would go about reporting they were slapped by a walking water bed

Ataxerxes posted:

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smoosh criminal.

china bot posted:

haveblue posted:

That is a really stupid onesie but who are these people who run up and snap a picture of a stranger's baby

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I’m going with “Boomers.”

Wait, can Boomers operate cameras? I forget what all powers they have.

...! posted:

On a similar note, admins, please don't ever give a mod position to anyone who specifically asks for it. People who proactively request to be a mod always make the absolute worst mods possible. They just want power over their fellow posters and often use that power to silence/punish their posting enemies.

The worthy mods are the ones who have modship thrust upon them.

Freakazoid_ posted:

When was the last time a mod was chosen because they asked to be one?

Up Circle posted:

Crane Fist posted:

That's my favourite Nick Cave song too

My Lovely Horse posted:

loving hell I was genuinely gonna say

EasilyConfused posted:

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Which song? asked the person who only knows "Red Right Hand".

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Which song? asked the person who only knows "Red Right Hand".