TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I�m 100% sure Trump is winning

same

I woke up today and it was clear

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:42

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 04:21

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Harrow posted:

Okay serious question here: what is the value of reporting these numbers this early?

My guess is that these sorts of patterns tend to hold throughout the day and all the "Democrats vote later" or "young people vote after work" or whatever stuff never really bears out, but as we all know, I am a loving idiot and don't know poo poo, so I'm sorta curious.

For the clicks comrade

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:42

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Harrow posted:

Okay serious question here: what is the value of reporting these numbers this early?

so everybody freaks out

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:42

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lmao

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:43

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

Harrow posted:

am a loving idiot and don't know poo poo

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:43

Deceptive Thinker: Oct 5, 2005; I'll rip out your optics!

virgin super-chud: "gently caress YEAH! Gonna vote first thing in the morning for TRUMP!"
chad biden voter: "polls close at 8pm, I've got 12 hours to do whatever I want"

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:43

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

lmao harrow you are precious

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:43

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I�m 100% sure Trump is winning

Biden might win but lol if you ever thought he had a serious chance at Florida

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:43

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

helta posted:

my allegiance is to the trump thread. i can't split my posting duties with the other thread.

what kind of shameful poster would admit they could not post in two threads simultaneously

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Pooky posted:

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1323394206673633281/vid/1280x720/80aZqj7srnFjVr8D.mp4

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Crusader posted:

it's tuesday my dudes

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Yeah I don't know why anyone would think trump doesn't slam dunk today.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Sir Tonk posted:

i feel like today is going to be full of the gop owning itself

I would be up for a repeat of 2012. I remember everyone was certain Romney would edge out a win and then it all spectacularly fell apart after 8 pm with Rove's on air fox news meltdown and the revelation that the campaign's poll software (orca?) had totally hosed up.

That night was hysterical but holy hell did we ever pay for it

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Depending on the results today state delegation control could be a 25-25 split so maybe shut up

In January maybe, if you think it'll be allowed to remain up in the air until then

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Huxley posted:

I get that this is this dude's super bowl but

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323617184594251777

this kind of stuff is going to give you ulcers today.

e; Which is why I showed it to you, my posting pals, and not my wife, who I do not want to have ulcers.

gently caress YOU

thx

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Crusader posted:

time to go to the polls

too late i already went

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:44

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Harrow posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323608602670735361?s=19

TRUMP WINS!!! CALL THE ELECTION NOW!!!

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

helta: Jun 16, 2018; going back to my roots

crepeface posted:

what kind of shameful poster would admit they could not post in two threads simultaneously

this guy with 2 thumbs..... im doing the 2 thumbs thing

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

Pyrotoad: Oct 24, 2010; Illegal Hen

The Nastier Nate posted:

My mom and I vote at the same place. I�ve never waited more then 15 minutes. Today she said there was a line of hundreds of people. She was at the front cause she had been waiting there since 5:30 to vote

for TUMP!

Yeah I remember being in the UKMT thread for last year's election and everyone, myself included, being all :allears:

at the unexpected turnout. Then it was a Tory landslide because the olds wanted to make sure Brexit happened lol good luck americans.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

I think if he tweets enough times today, turem can win, but it has to be a LOT of tweets

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

2DCAT posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1323617194836713472

Pepaw fist fight is BACK on the menu

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:45

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/lopp/status/1323576965253746688

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:46

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

vote for Trump

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:46

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

posting toilet

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:46

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Burn florida to the ground gently caress this poo poo

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:46

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao harrow you are precious

Well, my question really came about because a) Wasserman wasn't trying to drive people to click on anything, and b) he's usually a bit more level-headed than that. So I couldn't really understand why a generally pretty okay data guy is throwing out crazy numbers early on and extrapolating from them if there wasn't actually anything to be learned from it but :shrug:

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:46

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

lol im so psychologically damaged by donald john trump

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

smoobles posted:

I think if he tweets enough times today, turem can win, but it has to be a LOT of tweets

someone tell him, we can't miss out on this content

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Harrow posted:

Okay serious question here: what is the value of reporting these numbers this early?

My guess is that these sorts of patterns tend to hold throughout the day and all the "Democrats vote later" or "young people vote after work" or whatever stuff never really bears out, but as we all know, I am a loving idiot and don't know poo poo, so I'm sorta curious.

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# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

smoobles posted:

Burn florida to the ground gently caress this poo poo

It's a swamp. Doesn't really take to burning.

You can... drain a swamp though.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol im so psychologically damaged by donald john trump

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Huxley posted:

I get that this is this dude's super bowl but

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323617184594251777

this kind of stuff is going to give you ulcers today.

e; Which is why I showed it to you, my posting pals, and not my wife, who I do not want to have ulcers.

aww drat the olds who celebrate having lived through the night by getting up at 5am vote early?

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

TrixRabbi: Aug 20, 2010; Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Harrow posted:

Well, my question really came about because a) Wasserman wasn't trying to drive people to click on anything, and b) he's usually a bit more level-headed than that. So I couldn't really understand why a generally pretty okay data guy is throwing out crazy numbers early on and extrapolating from them if there wasn't actually anything to be learned from it but

He may be a bit more confident than we all are, but he's still a broke brain wonk.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:47

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1323621382769451008?s=21

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:48

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Harrow posted:

Well, my question really came about because a) Wasserman wasn't trying to drive people to click on anything, and b) he's usually a bit more level-headed than that. So I couldn't really understand why a generally pretty okay data guy is throwing out crazy numbers early on and extrapolating from them if there wasn't actually anything to be learned from it but

He literally started off by saying explicitly that what he was saying couldn't be used for any reliable prediction.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol im so psychologically damaged by donald john trump

# ? Nov 3, 2020 14:48

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