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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Reality Protester posted:

you can get probed for "negativity" in dnd now

lmfao make that poo poo hole a subforum

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/umichvoter99/status/1323716066552545284
ahahahaha, just imagine

:shepicide:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

neutral milf hotel posted:

someone post that booking photo of the four amish bros

LEAVE MY LARGE SONS ALONE.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
got a liter for vodka for tonight, not even sure I'll have enough

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

trem

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

The Chairman posted:

not gonna go D&D on you or start screaming about positivity or good number vibes or whatever but what are you actually referring to when you say this

He has chud in-laws. It's kind of his thing.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The Pennsylvania Amish are notorious for sex crimes and incest, not surprised they broke for Trump.

you don’t have to tell me! I’ve seen the hit tv show Banshee.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I wish I lived in a swing state so my NoJoe would carry more weight

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

LEAVE MY LARGE SONS ALONE.



i thought i knew all the ramones

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

I love Nate pouring over something that's been known since forever. This is in fact why republican's are constantly fighting to have polls close earlier vs democrats fighting to have them open longer.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Judakel posted:

yeah ok hows the stock market

how's the_donald? Bet they're more receptive to "rape isn't real"

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Reality Protester posted:

you can get probed for "negativity" in dnd now

you can get probed for that in this forums too

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Rove did exactly this with Ohio in 2004 except they told him and they stole it

people assuming that gop blobmen are operating in good faith despite all evidence otherwise has been a problem for decades

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


duh

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
The amount of dooming and dread is already making me lmao

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

how's the_donald? Bet they're more receptive to "rape isn't real"

didn't know they were hoping biden wins

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Flavius Aetass posted:

bonghitz has surrendered and wishes to say a word:

teeep

disgusting. I no longer wish for his freedom

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


oxsnard posted:

i believe in science but population statistics are wizardry. No, i dont care to expand. TURNP

eyyy i got some statistics for you

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bruteman posted:

He has chud in-laws. It's kind of his thing.

Anyone from PA has chud in-laws it's a given
Sometimes I feel like PFC is the alternate reality version of me that stayed in PA instead of leaving right after college

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
i would rather deal with an outbreak of The Thing at work than watch the fight song video ever again

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

i, for one, do not care that we are in a simulation and am perfectly comfortable continuing to do my lovely 1 and 0 job and eat my lovely 1 and 0 food and not complain about it so please don't reboot us

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


In CA the last-minute vote is like 80% youth and they always count it last, it whips rear end

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Intel&Sebastian posted:

i would rather deal with an outbreak of The Thing at work than watch the fight song video ever again

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1323718990666080256

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjiplsMDz0

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

uhhhhhbbbbbbb

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i once again remind everyone that if someone wants to know what is happening in dnd, they can really easily check. we dont need regular digest updates in this sacred land (cspam)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cold on a Cob posted:

try a longsilog breakfast with a side of toasted pandesal sometime



:hmmyes:

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



cani be a nojo if im not american

also lol d&d should be cspam subforum

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
paging DryGoods
https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/1323712860216791040

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





no

no

i will not

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

I, too, want to show the president my finger

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

2DCAT posted:

The amount of dooming and dread is already making me lmao

to be honest i am getting the impression a lot of goons are dealing with some deeply suppressed trauma they should have actually gotten therapy for instead of feeling stupid about needing therapy over an election result

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
oh weird there's an election thread

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
old people vote early in the day, the end of the day's vote is overwhelmingly democratic and dem leaning indie usually

just the construction of the electorates.

I think the real question for both Arizona and FL is how are the olds voting.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mirthless posted:

i, for one, do not care that we are in a simulation and am perfectly comfortable continuing to do my lovely 1 and 0 job and eat my lovely 1 and 0 food and not complain about it so please don't reboot us

If we're a simulation does that mean David Byrne's perfect music is a result of random chance or is David Byrne real and they injected his music into our reality

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

Jay-V posted:

oh weird there's an election thread

but maybe id rather trmsp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Rynn posted:

Pretty sure in Crawford County PA there was an Amish girl who was abused by like 5 of her brothers and she got pregnant. Pretty hosed up

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a30284631/amish-sexual-abuse-incest-me-too/

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
horny is apparently not prohibited

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1323719165065265154

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I have it on good authority that Jeffery downloaded more ram to the eMachine forum servers.

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